The worst fart ever....

**dan991** · 11-27-2006, 09:57 PM

So... what's the most embarrasing fart moment you've ever had?

Mine, I was at the Mirage Casino in Vegas. I was drunk as hell and stumbled my way into the elevator. It was like 3 am and a I let one loose just as I walked in. Not two seconds later, a group (like 8) hot chicks got in the elevator to go up to their room for an after party. They just got back from the club. Well, needless to say, I didn't get an invite and one of them actually covered their nose. The funny part was that they started blaming each other...

**StoneGRMI** · 11-27-2006, 10:00 PM

I have bad farts everyday it seems like so I don't think I can single out just one.

I'll think about it for a while and see if I can think of a specific one! haha

**big L 17** · 11-27-2006, 10:00 PM

lol after a night of drinking tequila or eating little ceaser u dont want to be withen a 1/2mile radius

**audis4** · 11-27-2006, 10:05 PM

I find it amusing, my parents don't after I eat a couple cups of oats, broccoli, and egg whites

**mavsluva** · 11-27-2006, 10:07 PM

Someone on this board farted so bad one time that it made his dog puke. I can't remember who it was that posted it, but it made for a good laugh!

**soccer#3** · 11-27-2006, 10:17 PM

i had to take a piss test once and i pissed just before i left home so when i got to the actual place i didnt have to go but i still went in to the bathroom wit the guy that supervises the whole thing. so im standin there tryin to squeeze some out and the guy is standin behind me and i fart. i couldnt look him in the eyes after that. but he was cool he said stuff like that happens

**lightwaytbaby** · 11-27-2006, 10:19 PM

dude, i have the worst one...so we all go out to down town orlando one night, a few months ago...i meet this chick, and i was totally shit faced, and starving, so on the way back to our resort we stop by mcdonalds, and i get and eat like 3 double cheeseburgers...well needless to say we start having sex, and about 10 minutes later, i rip a nasty ass fart...i was on top, i stopped and looked dead at her and she looked me dead in the eye, it felt like forever......well i finished and then took her home a little later, and needless to say never talked to her again...i laughed soooo hard when i told all my buddys......beat that!

**J.S.N.** · 11-27-2006, 10:36 PM

luckily i wasn't involved, but i know this guy who was buttsexing his ex while she was rolling, and she farted pooall over his cack.

**KNOWNasJOE** · 11-27-2006, 10:55 PM

hahahahaha...God thats sick. Usually I just let them rip and lock the windows of the car so my girl cant roll them down. Im cruel.

**paulzane** · 11-28-2006, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by mavsluva

Someone on this board farted so bad one time that it made his dog puke. I can't remember who it was that posted it, but it made for a good laugh!

Funnily enough that was elvisinturn1 .... the guy who started this thread.

It was a great post before ........ very funny!

**energizer bunny** · 11-28-2006, 01:41 PM

i was out the piss the night before and pain in me belly, but i still went out, my mam dropped me off to meet my mate, she pulled away and 2 minutes later i farted but i followed through, i didnt tell my mate cos everyone within half a mile would of known, all i did was tell him a felt bad and phoned a taxi, when i sat in the taxi i could feel it on my ass cheek and it smelt, i didnt say a word to the taxi driver but i opened the window all the way home and it was freezing haha.

**Hackamaniac** · 11-28-2006, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by mavsluva

Someone on this board farted so bad one time that it made his dog puke. I can't remember who it was that posted it, but it made for a good laugh!

**audis4** · 11-28-2006, 01:52 PM

Originally Posted by bodypaul

Funnily enough that was elvisinturn1 .... the guy who started this thread.

It was a great post before ........ very funny!

**ecivon** · 11-28-2006, 01:54 PM

The funniest didn't happen for me but for a girl standing next to me. Though I felt bad for her, she was damned cute. I was in a business meeting in a tightly packed room with about 50 other guys and this fine looking young lady giving a presentation and the room was really still with all of these guys focusing on every word this girl was saying when she kweefed, very loud and it was obvious it was from her as no one was around her. I freaking had to bite my tongue hard and bury my head to keep from busting out laughing out loud. This girl tried to hide it but her face turned so red it gave her away.

**Hackamaniac** · 11-28-2006, 02:00 PM

During basbeball season..I was on the 16 year old all star team..We traveled and stayed with host parents. For the State tournament.Three per a family..We just had gotten there and they had dinner ready started saying prayer and my buddy blasted one..

What an ice breaker

**MAJOR25** · 11-28-2006, 02:01 PM

The worst would be while having sex.....I was doing this girl one night.....I put her legs on my shoulders and hitting it hard....After a while, everytime I hit it she would fart.....this happend like 3 times(RRRRRRRRR...RRRRRR...RRRRRRRRR)...in one fvck..

**Hackamaniac** · 11-28-2006, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by MAJOR25

The worst would be while having sex.....I was doing this girl one night.....I put her legs on my shoulders and hitting it hard....After a while, everytime I hit it she would fart.....this happend like 3 times(RRRRRRRRR...RRRRRR...RRRRRRRRR)...in one fvck..

OMG

**mavsluva** · 11-28-2006, 02:13 PM

Originally Posted by audis4

Audis, I had intially posted: Someone on this board farted so bad one time that it made his dog puke. I can't remember who it was that posted it, but it made for a good laugh!

Come to find out, it was the starter of this thread who's the guilty one!

**KNOWNasJOE** · 11-28-2006, 04:16 PM

keep em coming...

**ACE24** · 11-28-2006, 04:19 PM

I pretty much have rotten a$$ everyday but the funniest one has to be when I ripped one in my office managers office and she got up and threw up all the way down the hallway and into the bathroom due to the odor. The entire office smelled like fart and puke all at the same time. I don't think she spoke to me for five days after that. WTF.

**audis4** · 11-28-2006, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by mavsluva

Audis, I had intially posted: Someone on this board farted so bad one time that it made his dog puke. I can't remember who it was that posted it, but it made for a good laugh!

Come to find out, it was the starter of this thread who's the guilty one!

hahah no I know, I was making fun of bodypaul's grammar

**Flagg** · 11-28-2006, 04:32 PM

Elvis, you need medical help.

Im sure you posted a similiar thread a coupla months back and your farts were SO bad, even the dog would not get near you.

**Snrf** · 11-28-2006, 04:34 PM

Give me one of my grans roasts including big helpings of meat, sprouts, potatoes gravy, stuffing and a beer and my farts also gross my two dogs out....they actually get up and walk away...and they spend all day licking each others tackle and sniffing poop!

I think its the sprouts that do it.

**ACE24** · 11-28-2006, 04:38 PM

Originally Posted by Snrfmaster

Give me one of my grans roasts including big helpings of meat, sprouts, potatoes gravy, stuffing and a beer and my farts also gross my two dogs out....they actually get up and walk away...and they spend all day licking each others tackle and sniffing poop!

I think its the sprouts that do it.

Dude, I am not worthy!!!

**Flagg** · 11-28-2006, 04:40 PM

Sprouts are deadly.

**dan991** · 11-28-2006, 06:17 PM

Originally Posted by mavsluva

Someone on this board farted so bad one time that it made his dog puke. I can't remember who it was that posted it, but it made for a good laugh!

**dan991** · 11-28-2006, 06:19 PM

Originally Posted by bodypaul

Funnily enough that was elvisinturn1 .... the guy who started this thread.

It was a great post before ........ very funny!

It wasn't supposed to be funny

Dog still isn't the same though.....

**dan991** · 11-28-2006, 06:20 PM

Originally Posted by Flagg

Elvis, you need medical help.

Im sure you posted a similiar thread a coupla months back and your farts were SO bad, even the dog would not get near you.

Actually, I was seeking medical help when I posted that thread. That's why the thread was labeled "I think I'm dying." Doc said nothing was wrong though. The dog votes otherwise.

**Schmidty** · 11-28-2006, 06:20 PM

I was having a party and I had this girl down to her undys and I was rubbing her back. I let one go very quietly and it made the room smell so bad the entire party went up stairs. But at least nobody knew it was me

**Schmidty** · 11-28-2006, 06:21 PM

poor dog

**Tesla** · 11-28-2006, 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by MAJOR25

The worst would be while having sex.....I was doing this girl one night.....I put her legs on my shoulders and hitting it hard....After a while, everytime I hit it she would fart.....this happend like 3 times(RRRRRRRRR...RRRRRR...RRRRRRRRR)...in one fvck..

I wouldn't stop though.

**Rye_guy** · 11-28-2006, 06:40 PM

I cant remember any, but my old boss, good buddy of mine... he used to like lighten them on fire, doin the whole blue angel thing...

one time it didnt work right, and it was like, and imploshion and he shat himself and couldnt sit right as he burned his corn hole pretty good... so he says anyway...

odd guy to drink with, you look over and see him with his legs up in the air while sittin on the couch and holding a lighter to his arse... ever since that story he told me, I swore id never try it

**Hard Head** · 11-28-2006, 07:28 PM

So one morning after a big night out, I'm walking down the hall to see if my cousin made it in and I crack one of those long, long, long beer and tequila underneath garlic pizza rippers, like 8 seconds. As I stepped around the corner, I came face to face with a strange chick. HUH? I think, where did this chick come from as it's my house and there isn't anyone there but me and my cousin. I say 'scuse me and don't know what else to say.

My cousin just then pops his head out of the bathroom and says OH, Shioban, this is my cousin, but I see you two have already met! He dated this chick for two years or more and everytime I saw her, I was reminded of the day we met. Can't get past it....