The Official "Rhyme Game" Thread

[Tock]

Let me leave you assurred
That with your new rhyming word
It seems a bit crazy
For it leaves my mind hazy
And it seems rather absurd

[Superhuman]

I aint tryin to play,
but this is all i'm gonna say,
your new rhyme was weak,
so listen up when i speak,
i bring u a new sound,
like that ass that I pound

[Tock]

Then let me try once more
To show that I'm not a bore
When it comes to rhyme
Poems of mine
Can titillate right to the core.

Here are a few favorite limericks
I've always regarded as real slick
The language is crude
So unless you're a prude
With them, I'm sure you will click

---

There once was a girl from Aberystwyth (www.aberystwyth.com)
Who took a pail to the mill to get grist with
But the miller's son Jack
Threw her flat on her back
And connected the organs they pissed with

--

There once was a man named McBride
Who could fart whenever he tried
In a contest he blew
Two thousand and two
And then s--- and was disqualified.

--

There once was a maid from Hatch
Who loved brisk music by Bach
But she's fondle her pussy
To tunes by Dubussy
And to ragtime, just scratch her snatch

--

There once was a woman from Natches
Who chanced to be born with two snatches
She'd often say, "Sh--,
Why, I'd give my left tit
For a man with equipment that matches!"

--

That's all that comes to mind at the moment
But I hope it does not at all foment
Great irritability,
brusque incivility
Or an unsatisfied reader's comment

But If my poems, though, bring a tear to you eye
And motivates you to weep, wail, and cry
From sentiments of joy
I hope you won't annoy
The rest of us -- just say good bye

If you insist, I'll try to recall
More poems that will greatly appall
You and your loved ones
And prompt you to point guns
And shoot me while I'm against a wall

[CSAR]

There once was an AR guy named Tock,
Who wrote limericks around the clock
He'd done nothing better
To make Foskamink wetter
Than that time Fosk saw New Kids on the Block.

This game is fun I admit, but alas!
Time to sleep and dream of Asian ass...