The Official "Rhyme Game" Thread

[Tock]

From the butcher who would greet

You and a woman of the street

[Tock]

You and a woman of the street

Who actually preferred dark meat.

[Tock]

Who actually preferred dark meat.

So, off you two would go to your bedroom suite

[Tock]

So, off you two would go to your bedroom suite

And as the chick chirped "Tweet tweet tweet,"

[Tock]

And as the chick chirped "Tweet tweet tweet,"

You'd feed her your sausage meat

[Hoggage_54]

And as the chick chirped "Tweet tweet tweet,"

I went Skeet Skeet Skeet

[Tock]

You'd feed her your sausage meat

Which she'd consider to be quite a nutritious treat

[Hoggage_54]

Which she'd consider to be quite a nutritious treat

Quoting yourself makes you look like a geek

[Tock]

Quoting yourself makes you look like a geek

Actually, I'm only a meek Greek

[Hoggage_54]

Actually, I'm only a Greek

Who happens to have small feet

[Tock]

Who happens to have small feet

But fortunately, no elite conceit

[Hoggage_54]

But fortunately, no conceit

So you have big meat?

[Tock]

So you have big meat?

Yes, and it can't be beat . . .

[Hoggage_54]

Yes, and it can't be beat . . .

Does it attend its own meet and greet?

[Tock]

Does it attend its own meet and greet?

Yes, and while there, is given the "Honors Seat."

[Hoggage_54]

Yes, and while there, is given the "Honors Seat."

I should probably study for my exams that are in a week

[Tock]

I should probably study for my exams that are in a week

Are you studying physics -- the science of transfers of heat?

[Tock]

Are you studying physics -- the science of transfers of heat?

Or perhaps agriculture -- about the wonderful sugar beet?

[Hoggage_54]

Are you studying physics -- the science of transfers of heat?

Nope, accounting, that includes balance sheets

[Tock]

Nope, accounting, that includes balance sheets

If you had to account for yourself, would you go down in defeat?

[Hoggage_54]

If you had to account for yourself, would you go down in defeat?

Yes, and I would take you down with me, Mr. Greek

[Tock]

Yes, and I would take you down with me, Mr. Greek

Hummm . . . I don't think my demise would be complete, because in the altercation, I would cheat. I would eat beets and sweets mixed with concrete, then regurgitate into an inverted seat, and use it to beat your feet all the way from here to Wall Street!!!

Your demise would be complete!

[Hoggage_54]

Hummm . . . I don't think my demise would be complete, because in the altercation, I would cheat. I would eat beets and sweets mixed with concrete, then regurgitate into an inverted seat, and use it to beat your feet all the way from here to Wall Street!!!

Your demise would be complete!

I just got by someone very weak

[Tock]

I just got by someone very weak

Not weak, just a freak

[Tock]

Rather than be driven to mistreat such a luminary as yourself,
I shall yield to my craving for luncheon meat
and eat and eat and eat . . .

Nevertheless, thanks for the sport, mon petite . . .

[Hoggage_54]

Rather than be driven to mistreat such a luminary as yourself,
I shall yield to my craving for luncheon meat
and eat and eat and eat . . .

Nevertheless, thanks for the sport, mon petite . . .

I'm going to bed after I beat my meat

[BlueCollar24]

I'm going to bed after I beat my meat

So am I...but thanks to it was cheap!



(no harm intended)

[Superhuman]

i just grilled 12 eggs which I'm about to eat

[bbplaya21]

i just grilled 12 eggs which I'm about to eat

i got green eggs and ham on some wheat

[The Shredder]

I just threw down to the rhythm of the beat

[SMAN12b]

Some people are forgettign to use the rhyming word only ONCE...not mentioning any names but..*cough* tock, hoggage *cough*



He is a new one in hopes to give you CLARITY

[SMAN12b]

I made this one up for you guys out of charity

[thebritskie]

This whole thread is turning into a parody.

[SMAN12b]

I love this board and most of its members, I mean that with the utmost sincerity !!

[mavsluva]

Gyno results in unwanted fat in your tities.

[SMAN12b]

If I had gyno, I wouldn't loook so pretty

[mavsluva]

It's okay if you're not pretty, as long as you're somewhat witty.

[Superhuman]

i can't wait to get out of this lame-ass city

[SMAN12b]

Are all the people there dirty and gritty?

[italianplayboy09]

is there anyone there by the name of bitty?