jokes so corny you'll see em in your crap the next day

**ecivon** · 11-29-2006, 04:32 PM

Originally Posted by Joey2ness

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did Hitler kill himself?
The Jews sent him a gas bill!

Gotta be careful Bro ... those jokes will really upset some jewish guys I know to the point of extreme violence.

**Triple X** · 11-29-2006, 08:20 PM

Originally Posted by Joey2ness

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did Hitler kill himself?
The Jews sent him a gas bill!

Ya. jew jokes are funny, as are mexican and black jokes, but when you start joking about the Holocaust and slavery....that is a little over the line. Make fun of people for their character flaws or cultural ideologies, but not about shit like this

**cfiler** · 11-29-2006, 09:02 PM

Knock knock

Who's there?

Auto

Auto who?

Auto pooped his pants.

This was a joke that I was told by my fiances nefew last week. He cracked up laughing after he told me it. Apparently it's the best joke ever. Just thought I would share with all you memebers the greatest joke in the world.

**davieric** · 11-30-2006, 04:07 AM

every chinese person i've told this to has laughed so i'll give it a shot...

why are Chinese ppls faces so flat?

...airbags...

**Red Ketchup** · 11-30-2006, 05:27 AM

Did you hear about the cat who ate a whole ball of yarn?

She had six mittens!

(groan!)

**Schmidty** · 11-30-2006, 01:05 PM

Originally Posted by Phreak101

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Cuatro Sinko

haha that is great

**Chad B** · 11-30-2006, 03:23 PM

Why do girls have legs???

Because if they didn’t they would leave snail tracks!

**davieric** · 12-01-2006, 01:54 AM

Originally Posted by Chad B

Why do girls have legs???

Because if they didn’t they would leave snail tracks!

i just puked

***BajanBastard*** · 12-01-2006, 06:06 AM

Good jokes Boarder034!

***Narkissos*** · 12-01-2006, 09:56 AM

Originally Posted by PaRiS2005

Why did the Pirate say when the bartender asked him why he had a steering wheel on his crotch?

Arr it's driving me nuts!

L...M...A...O

Originally Posted by Chemical King

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur ?

Licka-lota-puss

Lmao x 2

Originally Posted by Phreak101

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Cuatro Sinko

Greatest one ever

***Narkissos*** · 12-01-2006, 09:57 AM

Originally Posted by thebritskie

I know it wasn't a joke. .. which is why it wasn't necessary. This thread was started for jokes. So why are you quoting a racist right after you tell us you arent racist? Why was that comment posted at all? I don't have a problem with the jokes. They're harmless. But I just don't understand why you would post that.

bump.

***perfectbeast2001*** · 12-01-2006, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by cfiler

Knock knock

Who's there?

Auto

Auto who?

Auto pooped his pants.

This was a joke that I was told by my fiances nefew last week. He cracked up laughing after he told me it. Apparently it's the best joke ever. Just thought I would share with all you memebers the greatest joke in the world.

I don't get it?

**Timm1704** · 12-01-2006, 11:10 AM

wow how easily offended are some people?! anywho,

two snowmen in a field. one turns to the other and says "oi, can you smell carrots?"

two sausages in a pan, one says "christ its hot in here". The other sausage replies "AAAHHHH! A TALKING SAUSAGE!"

two irish men sat on the floor. one fell off

**Chad B** · 12-01-2006, 12:35 PM

Originally Posted by Timm1704

wow how easily offended are some people?! anywho,

two snowmen in a field. one turns to the other and says "oi, can you smell carrots?"

two sausages in a pan, one says "christ its hot in here". The other sausage replies "AAAHHHH! A TALKING SAUSAGE!"

two irish men sat on the floor. one fell off

Yea, people who get offended easy SUCK, and need to grow up.

What did two burps say to each other????

Let’s go out the back door and be stinkers!!!

**Chad B** · 12-01-2006, 12:45 PM

Here is a few I picked up while on Grateful Dead Tour… lol

How do you hide food stamps from a hippy????

Put them under the soap!!!!
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What is a vegetarian with diarrhea???

A salad shooter!!!
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How do you know a hippy came over your house???

They are still there!!!!!
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How many hippys does it take to screw in a light bulb????

They don’t screw in light bulbs silly; they screw in VW buses and in the woods!!!

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How many EAST COAST kids does it take to screw in a light bulb???

Mad digits yo!!!!

How many WEST COAST kids does it take to screw in a light bulb???

A hella lot!!!!