My customers have issues

[RuhlFreak55]

It gets worse. While I'm hitting Grandma, she says just picture you are fuking Amber (grand daughter)
*goodcents still hiding in shame*

haha doesn't everyone know this story by now? you tell it all the time lol

[RuhlFreak55]

another question......how does one get lotion on ones back if they wanted to go tanning?

[btown99]

another question......how does one get lotion on ones back if they wanted to go tanning?

thats a good question.. when i go i dont put lotion on my back

I wonder if everyone else is in the same boat

[chest6]

I try to..only can really hit the top of it..

[goodcents]

another question......how does one get lotion on ones back if they wanted to go tanning?

We sell a thing called a "backhand" that has a cap on it so you can reuse the lotion or you could get a back sponge thing from a bath supply place like bed, bath and beyond.

[chest6]

bahh! I want one!

[NOREGRETS]

The only thing worse than you poking a 59 yo granny is the fact your proudly telling us all about it

It depend on what she looks like.

[bbplaya21]

Some girls ask for help and shit to get lotion on ther back but it was really to lure me in and get a quickie i've gotten a tan on my back while the girl is gettin a tan on her back at the same time and it blow3s when they use a lotion like accelerators that makes me wanna scratch my self to death But what sucked about the job is making barely more than minimum wage and workin my ass off trying to sell products to make commission.

[chest6]

Some girls ask for help and shit to get lotion on ther back but it was really to lure me in and get a quickie i've gotten a tan on my back while the girl is gettin a tan on her back at the same time and it blow3s when they use a lotion like accelerators that makes me wanna scratch my self to death But what sucked about the job is making barely more than minimum wage and workin my ass off trying to sell products to make commission.

yea but its not worth it to get quickies?

[bbplaya21]

only if mom and dad paid for everything and this was spendin money then it's worth it.

[chest6]

true. This thread was fading away i thought i had to bring it back to life

[bbplaya21]

i jizzed on the tanning bed and blamed it on the girl when they complained about her dirty her bed was haha

[WHOADY4SHOADY]

I'm working at my tanning salon and a lady brings her new born baby and wants to tan with the baby in the room, wtf? It is dangerous to the babies eyes and also in my state they would have a fit if the inspector came by with the baby in the room Also boyfriends and husbands try to go into the room with their wives/ girlfriends too! Then the wives/ girlfriends get pissed, "it's my husband, what's the big deal" Try explaining that shlt in a professional manner w/o calling them fuking idiots One prick even acted like he wanted to fight and gave me "hard looks" I just told him straight up to not even go there He left mubbling like a little bltch. Just an average day at the salon People are fuk heads

You know whats sad, none of this surprises me.

[firmechicano831]

where I go tanning, some really hot girls work there. I've always wanted to ask one to go in the room with me right before they close. lol The owner actually just sold all four tanning salon stores for I don't know what price. I was thinking about looking at the Cap Rate and Net profit Margin before they sold it. Maybe next time.

[beuleux]

yea but its not worth it to get quickies?

Quickies are allways worth it... never mind aids huh

[goodcents]

Some girls ask for help and shit to get lotion on ther back but it was really to lure me in and get a quickie i've gotten a tan on my back while the girl is gettin a tan on her back at the same time and it blow3s when they use a lotion like accelerators that makes me wanna scratch my self to death But what sucked about the job is making barely more than minimum wage and workin my ass off trying to sell products to make commission.

It must be universal I'm so use to hearing this " But how will I get lotion on my back, could you put it on for me?" I never hit it in the bed though (6' 265lbs) always on the floor or bend them over the chair House wives are the easiest because they read fantasty books and are freaks

[goodcents]

As much as I love the chics, tanning salons are a pain. I pulled up friday and my store was flooded water was rolling out the front door! Lucky for me nothing was damaged and the floors are concrete with carpet so I've spent the last few days playing clean up Btw, it was a flexible pipe that burst going to the sink All you can do is just keep going. I had a record weekend even though I had water flowing out the front door, that's hustling It's like a wind tunnel in here with all the industrial fans going at full speed Always something to battle.

[goodcents]

I'm spraying a ton of air freshener because it smells a little "musty" but it's getting alot better, just was a creek flowing out the front door now most of it is dry with some of the doors needed trimmed a little since they swelled up. It could of been alot worst, my extension cords were under water but none of them shorted out (still don't know how that happened?) my air pump for the fish tank was on the floor and was pumping water instead of air. Imagine pulling up to your store after spending a bunch of money that morning picking up lotion before opening and then seeing the windows dripping heavily and water flowing out the front door

[Hackamaniac]

How much you pay an hour?
I could drive up, just to work weekends..

[goodcents]

How much you pay an hour?
I could drive up, just to work weekends..

I only hire hot girls

[Hackamaniac]

Don't blame you...But i'm taking you to court now!

[goodcents]

Don't blame you...But i'm taking you to court now!

I made it all up