dog tricks

**Foskamink** · 12-28-2006, 03:00 AM

what tricks have u taught ur dog. right now my dog can only sit. was pretty easy to teach him. right now im working on the jump up command. and soon i will start to teach him roll over!

but what i really want to teach him when hes a little older is that trick off toy story.

the dog sits, the owner puts a toy on his nose (snout) then when he says go the dog destroys the toy! i just started to try and teach my puppy but at 9-10 weeks. all he wants to do is eat sleep and play.

***Doc.Sust*** · 12-28-2006, 01:32 PM

my dog sits and thats it, we have a pretty good deal,.....go to the bathroom outside dog, and i wont break your balls teaching you tricks you dont care to learn

***G-1000*** · 12-28-2006, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by Doc.Sust

my dog sits and thats it, we have a pretty good deal,.....go to the bathroom outside dog, and i wont break your balls teaching you tricks you dont care to learn

**Foskamink** · 12-28-2006, 01:42 PM

he was pretty ok with shakeing my hand earlier. now im look at those puppy eyes he wants my dinner!! gfrrrr

***Doc.Sust*** · 12-28-2006, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by Foskamink

he was pretty ok with shakeing my hand earlier. now im look at those puppy eyes he wants my dinner!! gfrrrr

i have another deal with my dog, ...dog you can have half of everything i eat as long as you dont puke in the house. i feed my dog everything, fruit, cheese steaks, vegetables, she eats everything(except for dog food)

RA · 12-28-2006, 01:48 PM

Originally Posted by Doc.Sust

i have another deal with my dog, ...dog you can have half of everything i eat as long as you dont puke in the house. i feed my dog everything, fruit, cheese steaks, vegetables, she eats everything(except for dog food)

Wow, she trained you quick

***Doc.Sust*** · 12-28-2006, 01:52 PM

Originally Posted by roidattack

Wow, she trained you quick

the way i look at is like this, i wouldnt want to eat dog food either, why would she?stuff looks gross, it must taste gross, i like my dog more than most humans so i treat her like she is a human.she seems happy!

RA · 12-28-2006, 01:57 PM

Originally Posted by Doc.Sust

the way i look at is like this, i wouldnt want to eat dog food either, why would she?stuff looks gross, it must taste gross, i like my dog more than most humans so i treat her like she is a human.she seems happy!

Mine are pigs..they dont really care..dog/people food. As long as you can eat it they will.....

lab and a rotty

**Foskamink** · 12-28-2006, 01:46 PM

me and my dog ate a few pounds of almonds today. he loves them but isnt allowd too many.

**Foskamink** · 12-28-2006, 03:56 PM

dog food is designed to the taste dogs enjoy.

***G-1000*** · 12-28-2006, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by Foskamink

dog food is designed to the taste dogs enjoy.

And how can that be. Did the dogs tell them no this one tast liek shit.

Dogs eat it because they have to. If you place people food next to the dog foood what one is he going to eat first???

***Doc.Sust*** · 12-28-2006, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by Foskamink

dog food is designed to the taste dogs enjoy.

doubt it

**taiboxa** · 12-28-2006, 04:05 PM

i ate dogfood growing up >< dried kind tasted like crackers lol

oh god im such a looser><

***Doc.Sust*** · 12-28-2006, 04:08 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

i ate dogfood growing up >< dried kind tasted like crackers lol

oh god im such a looser><

i tired it wheni was a little kid...NOT good!!!

**taiboxa** · 12-28-2006, 04:10 PM

Originally Posted by Doc.Sust

i tired it wheni was a little kid...NOT good!!!

gotta get SCIENCE DIET! its worth the price!

***Doc.Sust*** · 12-28-2006, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

gotta get SCIENCE DIET! its worth the price!

do you know this from experience!?!?!?!

**taiboxa** · 12-28-2006, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by Doc.Sust

do you know this from experience!?!?!?!

uhhh...

**Foskamink** · 12-28-2006, 04:28 PM

cmon boys my dog needs tricks and stuff not dog food. shit i got 50 lbs/ its funny the packet he ripped to peices first few days.

***Doc.Sust*** · 12-28-2006, 04:30 PM

Originally Posted by Foskamink

cmon boys my dog needs tricks and stuff not dog food. shit i got 50 lbs/ its funny the packet he ripped to peices first few days.

teach him to drive a car,nowthats a good trick, hey he cant do anywose thanyou have done lately mr. drive off the road while looking at the GPS!

**taiboxa** · 12-28-2006, 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by Foskamink

cmon boys my dog needs tricks and stuff not dog food. shit i got 50 lbs/ its funny the packet he ripped to peices first few days.

WTF is wrong w/ u ><

***Doc.Sust*** · 12-28-2006, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

WTF is wrong w/ u ><

i think he has been sniffing glue again!

**taiboxa** · 12-28-2006, 04:32 PM

omg did he really do that?!

***Doc.Sust*** · 12-28-2006, 04:32 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

omg did he really do that?!

yes he did!

**Foskamink** · 12-28-2006, 04:36 PM

**** i just tried to give him a little salami and he bit my hand and started chewing he would not release. even when i grab him on his neck. he wanted it bad. luckily not bleeding but sore

***Doc.Sust*** · 12-28-2006, 04:38 PM

Originally Posted by Foskamink

**** i just tried to give him a little salami and he bit my hand and started chewing he would not release. even when i grab him on his neck. he wanted it bad. luckily not bleeding but sore

what the hell kind of dog is it? sure you didnt buy a badger?

**manc** · 12-28-2006, 04:42 PM

hes a little young for tricks,,
stick yo the basics for now..sit...stay...come..and toilet training..and not to chew..thats enough for him now.
bull terriers are not the sharpest tool in the box..i have had many

**Foskamink** · 12-28-2006, 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by manc

hes a little young for tricks,,
stick yo the basics for now..sit...stay...come..and toilet training..and not to chew..thats enough for him now.
bull terriers are not the sharpest tool in the box..i have had many

he is sharp at times. pretty useless with toilet training. even tho i do use the mats.

**manc** · 12-28-2006, 04:50 PM

Originally Posted by Foskamink

he is sharp at times. pretty useless with toilet training. even tho i do use the mats.

he shouldnt have the run of the house til he is clean..

**Foskamink** · 12-28-2006, 04:53 PM

Originally Posted by manc

he shouldnt have the run of the house til he is clean..

in frnace / switzerland its winter and snowing. i aint going ot keep him out on a cold night.

**QuieTSToRM33** · 12-29-2006, 12:02 AM

Originally Posted by Foskamink

i just tried to give him my little salami and he bit my hand and started chewing he would not release. even when i grab him on his neck. he wanted it bad. luckily not bleeding but sore

so now ur resorting to beastiality ??? what is wrong with u man ?

You can barely take care of yourself .... let alone this poor dog.

I'm surprised you havent posted a thread about arguing with your mom cause the dog shit on the carpet.

**Foskamink** · 12-28-2006, 04:40 PM

ill put a my bull terrier 9 weeks weighing in at 15 lbs up against any of you, he is damn vicious. very playful. he has this thing for my bed. one day i put the sheets over him and was messing with him and everytime he gets on my bed now he trys to destroy the sheets because they "attacked him once" he been sleepin on my bed past week. he loves it now.

***Doc.Sust*** · 12-28-2006, 04:43 PM

Originally Posted by Foskamink

ill put a my bull terrier 9 weeks weighing in at 15 lbs up against any of you, he is damn vicious. very playful. he has this thing for my bed. one day i put the sheets over him and was messing with him and everytime he gets on my bed now he trys to destroy the sheets because they "attacked him once" he been sleepin on my bed past week. he loves it now.

best of luck with him minky!

**manc** · 12-28-2006, 04:47 PM

Originally Posted by Foskamink

ill put a my bull terrier 9 weeks weighing in at 15 lbs up against any of you, he is damn vicious. very playful. he has this thing for my bed. one day i put the sheets over him and was messing with him and everytime he gets on my bed now he trys to destroy the sheets because they "attacked him once" he been sleepin on my bed past week. he loves it now.

carefull..he'l soon think he is top dog sleeping in the mane bed

**NightTrain** · 12-28-2006, 05:34 PM

minky ya gota get him house trained real fast.... that is the first thing i ever teach my dogs after they master the dont shit in the house trick then i teach them other ones

**Foskamink** · 12-28-2006, 06:35 PM

yeh im trying. he usually shits outside when hes out. and alerts me in the car when i gotta stop so he can shit. but inside he dosnt give me notice and being winter in snow he is inside alot.

**Shane35aa** · 12-28-2006, 06:54 PM

Teach him to find the remote and bring it to you without chewing it up .That would be handy

**Andorious** · 12-28-2006, 07:36 PM

teach him to type on your keyboard, then maybe he can make threads more useful than you do

***Doc.Sust*** · 12-28-2006, 08:34 PM

Originally Posted by Andorious

teach him to type on your keyboard, then maybe he can make threads more useful than you do

LOL!

**Tock** · 12-28-2006, 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by Foskamink

what tricks have u taught ur dog.

I used to train police and sniffer dogs in the military. Wish I had time for a dog now . . .
I trained German Shepherds to attack and release on command, look for intruders, that sort of thing, and they gave me a 15 pound Terrier (like Toto from The Wixard of Oz) to train to sniff for narcotics. Lots of fun. Best job I've ever had, too.
Anyone who's going in the military, if you're gonna be a military cop, volunteer for K9.