How to hit on a milf?

[STYLE74]

I wish kidding my with car man

Of course it'd just be a fling,

I just wanna hit it and quit.

I'm thinking of brining something up involving cooking, and then have her talk about cooking ,and I bring up the idea of her cooking me meal and me coming over for it, because I don't think she'd enjoy coming to my parents house

Why would you just want to hit it and quit? I have noticed that with any women old or young the sex just gets better and better as we go along as you learn each other's likes and dislikes. For me i need to keep banging a chick until i get sick of her, one time just isn't enough for me. I need to.................... that pu$$y!

[SVTMuscle*]

Why would you just want to hit it and quit? I have noticed that with any women old or young the sex just gets better and better as we go along as you learn each other's likes and dislikes. For me i need to keep banging a chick until i get sick of her, one time just isn't enough for me. I need to.................... that pu$$y!

Well obviously i'd hit it untill the dust came out of her!

[LAW]

Why would you just want to hit it and quit? I have noticed that with any women old or young the sex just gets better and better as we go along as you learn each other's likes and dislikes. For me i need to keep banging a chick until i get sick of her, one time just isn't enough for me. I need to.................... that pu$$y!

Now here is a wise man!

It gets so much better the more you explore each other sexually. Not that Im bias but older women are much more comfortable with their sexuallity and tend to go places and try things that young women won't (there are exceptions). But one and done surely won't get you the wonderful experience you really should have.

[chest6]

ur gonna have her to ur dorm

Will that work?

[SVTMuscle*]

ur gonna have her to ur dorm

Will that work?

She obviously has a place fool! I'll just invite myself over!

[chest6]

She obviously has a place fool! I'll just invite myself over!

lol fair enough

[Hunter]

She obviously has a place fool! I'll just invite myself over!

thats a classy statement

[LAW]

She obviously has a place fool! I'll just invite myself over!

I read all the responses, pretty funny.
Sure she has a place and probably some kids and most proper milf's will not bring you home when her kids are there and if she does you anin't getting anything but a cooking lesson.
I don't think you should use the recipie thing or cooking thing sewing. That's to insulting. That says to me, ok you can cook, sew !! no no.
Your HOT yes!

Walk up to her and just say Hi my name is (whatever) i've noticed you here when I come and I want to tell you I think you have an awsome body. I know it takes a lot of hard work to keep it up. How often to you train? What are some of the things you do? ... Oh cool. Hey wanna catch dinner one night?

Trust me on this one

[K.Biz]

Trust me on this one

Yo SVT i think that wink comes from experience

[F4iGuy]

This thread is great. Don't forget to update with the results. Read "The Game" if you need more ideas.

[Bojangles69]

This thread is great. Don't forget to update with the results. Read "The Game" if you need more ideas.

Finally someone who knows a good reading..

I read that book twice and almost went for #3, Robert Greenes book is another good mainstream book, the rest I've read would cause gender wars if they were ever released into book stores.

Although I hear the Venusian Arts Handbook is being made into paperback. Probaly the most powerful book I know of out there.
The Game is also being made into a movie btw. I'm sure it will have a LARGE impact on the way men and women view each other for eternity..

[lucabratzi]

I read all the responses, pretty funny.
Sure she has a place and probably some kids and most proper milf's will not bring you home when her kids are there and if she does you anin't getting anything but a cooking lesson.
I don't think you should use the recipie thing or cooking thing sewing. That's to insulting. That says to me, ok you can cook, sew !! no no.
Your HOT yes!

Walk up to her and just say Hi my name is (whatever) i've noticed you here when I come and I want to tell you I think you have an awsome body. I know it takes a lot of hard work to keep it up. How often to you train? What are some of the things you do? ... Oh cool. Hey wanna catch dinner one night?

Trust me on this one

best advice so far...plus i think she might have a clue on what older (no i didnt say old but older) woman wanna hear...i got mine by finding her at a bar, we got wasted and had a threesome...that is the best way to get it, give her a few drinks...if ur eatin with her break out the wine...

[SVTMuscle*]

I read all the responses, pretty funny.
Sure she has a place and probably some kids and most proper milf's will not bring you home when her kids are there and if she does you anin't getting anything but a cooking lesson.
I don't think you should use the recipie thing or cooking thing sewing. That's to insulting. That says to me, ok you can cook, sew !! no no.
Your HOT yes!

Walk up to her and just say Hi my name is (whatever) i've noticed you here when I come and I want to tell you I think you have an awsome body. I know it takes a lot of hard work to keep it up. How often to you train? What are some of the things you do? ... Oh cool. Hey wanna catch dinner one night?

Trust me on this one

Well see heres the thing. I have no proof shes a 'mom' I'm just making that assumption because shes older, and hot.
And another thing that will make it difficult is, she knows I'm a trainer at the gym, so me asking her for advice would just be me playing dumb

[G-1000]

Well see heres the thing. I have no proof shes a 'mom' I'm just making that assumption because shes older, and hot.
And another thing that will make it difficult is, she knows I'm a trainer at the gym, so me asking her for advice would just be me playing dumb

Then play it off as if you wont to train her.

[goodcents]

Well see heres the thing. I have no proof shes a 'mom' I'm just making that assumption because shes older, and hot.
And another thing that will make it difficult is, she knows I'm a trainer at the gym, so me asking her for advice would just be me playing dumb

You didn't fuking tell us that, you should already be fuking that You damn young ens' Quick story:

Two bulls are standing on top of a hill over looking a bunch of heifers. A young bull and an old bull. The young bull tells the old bull "lets run down there and fuk one of those heifers" The old bull says "lets walk down and fuk them all!"

[Sage]

milfs are easy to get in a sack, just display interest and your nuts will be on her chin in no time.

[ru-ga-ru]

milfs are easy to get in a sack, just display interest and your nuts will be on her chin in no time.

haaaaa, nice !

[chest6]

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lol

[PROTEINSHAKE]

we really need to worry when his threads read " how to hit on a GILF"

[StoneGRMI]

we really need to worry when his threads read " how to hit on a GILF"

Too late. I found a pic of SVT going in for the kill!

[PROTEINSHAKE]

Too late. I found a pic of SVT going in for the kill!

BWAAAHAHAAAAAAA ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! WOOT WOOT SVT!!

[SVTMuscle*]

Too late. I found a pic of SVT going in for the kill!

I prefer blones

[gixxerboy1]

lol at bojangles that you that a 30 year old is a milf. Man we must hang out in different places. My whole group of friends in that age all are hot and never married and no kids.

[LatinoPR]

My best sex was with 47,50,52 y/o girls...best ever...!!!








LPR.

[PROTEINSHAKE]

actually, the best I ever had was 51....last year in cancun...SICK body & fake rack....knew how to work like a friggin porn star.. i still talk to her on myspace too LOL

[Bojangles69]

Dont go telling all your friends lol.. (not my work btw)


I write this in response to a few messages asking me about tactics I've used specifically tied to the sarging of MILFs. Looking back..this has just all been written in about 30minutes. It's rough, but if it generates some interest I'll contribute more. I've outlined the basic structure that has played out everytime I've landed an older woman. The most important point to remember is that sarging MILFs is much more hit and miss than a regular girl. What I mean is you have to be selective in your targets to find the right type of woman, but once you find her, the deal is rather easy to close. Some areas of this guide are much more specific than others, but I offers good, realistic advice. At this point I don't have time to flesh it out or write more details, but this should spark some discussion and perhaps pique some curiousities.

General Information

Written For: PUAs 18-23ish

Target: MILF is defined as a older woman, typically early to late thirties. This guide is not intended for women your age that happen to have kid(s).

Qualifications: I have laid half a dozen 30+ year olds in the past six months. These woman are NOT my usual targets, nor do I spend an undue amount of time in searching for them.

Link: http://www.themysterymethod.com/foru...ad.php?t=29845

Some Initial Thoughts


This guide is not intended to usurp any previously well-established theories. In its creation I am not suggesting that the fundamental principles which guide any sarge do not apply to a MILF. No, they apply to all women, nay, all people. My intent is to highlight specific tactics that have worked for me in the past and that I believe, when applied correctly, will aid an aspiring PUA to land the elusive MILF.

The Guide


The best place that I have found is upscale nightclubs and bars. These are the ones where you still find people your age, but you are noticeably younger than average. GREAT targets are bachelorette party sets. Your ideal target is a woman who has not been out in a while, who looks back, with some degree of nostalgia at her younger, more carefree days. Bachelorette parties are ideal because they are in a partying mood and the tone is already set for a bit of extracurricular activity.

Approach in the same way you would any woman. This flatters her. She thinks she still has it. But, she will soon realize that you are not there to hit on her. This confuses her. Why would he pick ME to ask such a question, she wonders? You can ask her about a girlfriend of yours, you can ask her about your older sister, ask her about your Mom. Whatever. I like to make sure the frame is established that I am not hitting on her.

Another good opener is that often the bride to be will be free in her dispensing of kisses as a last hoorah of sorts. If you're targeted, graciously accept the kiss. You can use this later to sequester one from your target as well.

You also need to realize that the logistics of a meet that night are particularly detrimental. Why? She is likely to have a husband and/or kids. Discretion is particularly important for this type. One fact that I have discovered is that a number from a MILF is much more SIGNIFICANT then a number from a regular girl. Why? For one, if she is married and gives her number she is obviously open to the idea. Two, older woman will tell you if you they don't want to give you their number. In my experience they do not give fakes or flake.

I keep the tone light on this first meet. My goal is sexual innuendo, some kissing, and perhaps some grinding. I assess her marital situation. Golden lines here include lines about your Mom warning you about such woman, of her being a seductress, of you being an innocent lad, etc. The idea is to present a dichotomy to her; on one hand, you are a innocent lad that she can show the ropes to, on the other hand, you understand the situation, you understand seduction, you understand how to push her buttons. It's erotic and she will find it attractive.

So, we are left with her number, perhaps some making out, and some suggestive talk. If you can close her that night, fine. That is my typical goal, but it is particularly difficult with a MILF due to her likely logistic problems. I like to make sure she has my number too. Usually I will give her my number first, and just put it in under a letter. I will then have her call me so I have hers. This works for all woman, not just MILFs. The reasoning is that later when you call or send a text message a familar name pops up. If you have targetted the right type she does not experience this type of attention often, she enjoys it and you will stick out in her mind. She isn't out every week, like a teenybopper, meeting a plethora of guys. The fact that you got anywhere with her suggests her being open to the prospects of being with a younger man that can perhaps satisfy some part of her that is not being satisfied. In all, there is less of a societal veil placed between you two because she is older, more mature, and in the end, has a better understanding of what she wants.

I don't like calling for the initial contact. I like to send text messages. I don't think this will make a drastic difference. But, if you play it right, you can have a lot more tries with texting than with phone messages. Also, an innocuous text allows her to cover up your advances if she needs to. Things like "My puppy is ridiculous", "This lemonade is sooo good.." are fine. You are NOT looking to ask questions, you are looking to make statements. Why? She likely won't respond a time or two. If you ask questions you DLV and dig a hole for yourself when she doesn't answer. This way, you're amusing yourself and it appears as though it doesn't matter if she responds or not.

Now, at some point, she will respond. Some banter is in order. She's responded, sober, you have her interest. Every MILF I have obtained, at this point, has asked me to meet her and her friends. Some have even asked me to bring some of my friends along for theirs. lol. Others I've met alone.

Either way, when you secure a second meeting with a MILF you are GOLDEN. She knows why she came, and she knows you know it. This isn't an early twenties something girl who could have a myriad of reasons for meeting. Don't take her putputting, don't take her to the movies, this shouldn't resemble a date in the slightest. Meet her at a bar or a club, preferrably where you first met. She will have logistics planned as to where you will ultimately end up. You just continue to offer the dichotomy of an innocent lad and a guy who knows what he is doing with woman. Target her soft spot and ruthlessly tease her about how your Mother would be so mad if she knew about this. Get a phone call, tell her it was your Mom. Doesn't matter. Draw a stark line between your ages. Make her CHASE you. At this point it's a game that is hard to **** up. Keep her emotionally interested and sexually engaged and you will be fine.

One last piece of advice. You better be ready for an intense night because compared to the MILF, the average woman your age is about as fun as jacking off with a cheese grater.
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[kobiack]

do we have a nomination for a sticky?!? i love it, i think it's masterful. i loved the part about flattering her... this has worked many a times, many a times... and even if it doesn't work out, shit, you were just trying to make her feel good! it's beautiful.

Dont go telling all your friends lol.. (not my work btw)


I write this in response to a few messages asking me about tactics I've used specifically tied to the sarging of MILFs. Looking back..this has just all been written in about 30minutes. It's rough, but if it generates some interest I'll contribute more. I've outlined the basic structure that has played out everytime I've landed an older woman. The most important point to remember is that sarging MILFs is much more hit and miss than a regular girl. What I mean is you have to be selective in your targets to find the right type of woman, but once you find her, the deal is rather easy to close. Some areas of this guide are much more specific than others, but I offers good, realistic advice. At this point I don't have time to flesh it out or write more details, but this should spark some discussion and perhaps pique some curiousities.

General Information

Written For: PUAs 18-23ish

Target: MILF is defined as a older woman, typically early to late thirties. This guide is not intended for women your age that happen to have kid(s).

Qualifications: I have laid half a dozen 30+ year olds in the past six months. These woman are NOT my usual targets, nor do I spend an undue amount of time in searching for them.

Link: http://www.themysterymethod.com/foru...ad.php?t=29845

Some Initial Thoughts


This guide is not intended to usurp any previously well-established theories. In its creation I am not suggesting that the fundamental principles which guide any sarge do not apply to a MILF. No, they apply to all women, nay, all people. My intent is to highlight specific tactics that have worked for me in the past and that I believe, when applied correctly, will aid an aspiring PUA to land the elusive MILF.

The Guide


The best place that I have found is upscale nightclubs and bars. These are the ones where you still find people your age, but you are noticeably younger than average. GREAT targets are bachelorette party sets. Your ideal target is a woman who has not been out in a while, who looks back, with some degree of nostalgia at her younger, more carefree days. Bachelorette parties are ideal because they are in a partying mood and the tone is already set for a bit of extracurricular activity.

Approach in the same way you would any woman. This flatters her. She thinks she still has it. But, she will soon realize that you are not there to hit on her. This confuses her. Why would he pick ME to ask such a question, she wonders? You can ask her about a girlfriend of yours, you can ask her about your older sister, ask her about your Mom. Whatever. I like to make sure the frame is established that I am not hitting on her.

Another good opener is that often the bride to be will be free in her dispensing of kisses as a last hoorah of sorts. If you're targeted, graciously accept the kiss. You can use this later to sequester one from your target as well.

You also need to realize that the logistics of a meet that night are particularly detrimental. Why? She is likely to have a husband and/or kids. Discretion is particularly important for this type. One fact that I have discovered is that a number from a MILF is much more SIGNIFICANT then a number from a regular girl. Why? For one, if she is married and gives her number she is obviously open to the idea. Two, older woman will tell you if you they don't want to give you their number. In my experience they do not give fakes or flake.

I keep the tone light on this first meet. My goal is sexual innuendo, some kissing, and perhaps some grinding. I assess her marital situation. Golden lines here include lines about your Mom warning you about such woman, of her being a seductress, of you being an innocent lad, etc. The idea is to present a dichotomy to her; on one hand, you are a innocent lad that she can show the ropes to, on the other hand, you understand the situation, you understand seduction, you understand how to push her buttons. It's erotic and she will find it attractive.

So, we are left with her number, perhaps some making out, and some suggestive talk. If you can close her that night, fine. That is my typical goal, but it is particularly difficult with a MILF due to her likely logistic problems. I like to make sure she has my number too. Usually I will give her my number first, and just put it in under a letter. I will then have her call me so I have hers. This works for all woman, not just MILFs. The reasoning is that later when you call or send a text message a familar name pops up. If you have targetted the right type she does not experience this type of attention often, she enjoys it and you will stick out in her mind. She isn't out every week, like a teenybopper, meeting a plethora of guys. The fact that you got anywhere with her suggests her being open to the prospects of being with a younger man that can perhaps satisfy some part of her that is not being satisfied. In all, there is less of a societal veil placed between you two because she is older, more mature, and in the end, has a better understanding of what she wants.

I don't like calling for the initial contact. I like to send text messages. I don't think this will make a drastic difference. But, if you play it right, you can have a lot more tries with texting than with phone messages. Also, an innocuous text allows her to cover up your advances if she needs to. Things like "My puppy is ridiculous", "This lemonade is sooo good.." are fine. You are NOT looking to ask questions, you are looking to make statements. Why? She likely won't respond a time or two. If you ask questions you DLV and dig a hole for yourself when she doesn't answer. This way, you're amusing yourself and it appears as though it doesn't matter if she responds or not.

Now, at some point, she will respond. Some banter is in order. She's responded, sober, you have her interest. Every MILF I have obtained, at this point, has asked me to meet her and her friends. Some have even asked me to bring some of my friends along for theirs. lol. Others I've met alone.

Either way, when you secure a second meeting with a MILF you are GOLDEN. She knows why she came, and she knows you know it. This isn't an early twenties something girl who could have a myriad of reasons for meeting. Don't take her putputting, don't take her to the movies, this shouldn't resemble a date in the slightest. Meet her at a bar or a club, preferrably where you first met. She will have logistics planned as to where you will ultimately end up. You just continue to offer the dichotomy of an innocent lad and a guy who knows what he is doing with woman. Target her soft spot and ruthlessly tease her about how your Mother would be so mad if she knew about this. Get a phone call, tell her it was your Mom. Doesn't matter. Draw a stark line between your ages. Make her CHASE you. At this point it's a game that is hard to **** up. Keep her emotionally interested and sexually engaged and you will be fine.

One last piece of advice. You better be ready for an intense night because compared to the MILF, the average woman your age is about as fun as jacking off with a cheese grater.
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[Bojangles69]

do we have a nomination for a sticky?!? i love it, i think it's masterful. i loved the part about flattering her... this has worked many a times, many a times... and even if it doesn't work out, shit, you were just trying to make her feel good! it's beautiful.

if you guys like this i have some shit that will make your head explode into a thousand tiny pieces..

[QuieTSToRM33]

thank u bojangles .. haha ... nice read

[chest6]

lol i like the last line

about as fun as jacking off with a cheese grader

[Timm1704]

this thread rules!

[firmechicano831]

getinjakked was that pussy even tight at 51 man? Where you drunk that night or no and how many times did u bang her?

[Bojangles69]

getinjakked was that pussy even tight at 51 man? Where you drunk that night or no and how many times did u bang her?

im more curious how you know her age than how many time gettnjaked banged her

let me find out you 2 ran a train on grandma

[PROTEINSHAKE]

getinjakked was that pussy even tight at 51 man? Where you drunk that night or no and how many times did u bang her?

to be honest...she was no 20yr old....but she was friggin hot dood & on a scale of 1-10(10being tightest) I would give it a 5...I wasnt smashed,but I had a few..but trust me, she looks damn good for any age..being that we started at 330 am gettin naked, there wasnt all that much time,but thanks to lions CIALIS we went at it 3 times..otherwise it may have been one & done..

[G-1000]

My wife is 30 and some kid called her a MILF. She all most fvcking killed him. She dont have any kids nor dose she look like she ever did.

[SVTMuscle*]

Finally read Bojangles post.... absolutely glorious. I'm so excited now, all I want is the oppurtunity now haha, I'm like a little kid on Xmas Eve!

[big L 17]

ask if she needs a babysitter

[SVTMuscle*]

ask if she needs a babysitter

Or someone to shovel her driveway

[Bigen12]

There's a good scene in the movie Animal House with a MILF.

[G-1000]

Hey Law,

Hi my name is (Gsxxr) i've noticed you here when I come and I want to tell you I think you have an awsome body. I know it takes a lot of hard work to keep it up. How often to you train? What are some of the things you do? ... Oh cool. Hey wanna catch dinner one night?


Now can i get some??????