You think youve had a bad date

RA · 01-18-2007, 06:26 PM

Embarrassing Date

If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting
down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever,
first date or not!

We have all had bad dates....but this takes the cake. This just tells you
how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the "Tonight Show"
with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing
first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first
date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took
the prize!

She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the guy had
taken her skiing in the mountains outside of Salt Lake City, Utah. It was
a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly
had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until
they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the
mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had
that extra latte.

They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the
middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she
did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow
going, there came a point when she told him that he had better stop and
let her pee beside the road, or it would be on the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants
down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she
let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.

Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed
was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think
about was the relief she felt, despite the rather embarrassing nature of
the situation. Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware of
another sensation.

As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to
pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her
flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand
new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet
aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about
"what is taking so long" with a reply that, indeed, she was "freezing her
butt off and in need of some assistance!" He came around the car as she
tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked
imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the
giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed
her dilemma.

Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a
real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly
cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!

Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip
his pants and pee her butt off the fender.

As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize
hands down or perhaps that should be "pants down." And you thought your
first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment, "This gives a whole new
meaning to being pissed off."

**BlInDsIdE** · 01-18-2007, 06:42 PM

hahahh thats hilarious

**StoneGRMI** · 01-18-2007, 06:46 PM

One time the chef overcooked my steak on a date. That was probably my worst date ever.

**Snrf** · 01-18-2007, 07:03 PM

Originally Posted by StoneGRMI

One time the chef overcooked my steak on a date. That was probably my worst date ever.

try ordering steak in England.

I have only ever had one steak medium rare in the UK, and that was in a french restaurant. I send them back everytime (they usually come out somewhere between medium and well done) and I usually get another somewhere around medium...rather than send it back again and get the spit special I just put up with it....

**JAYROD** · 01-18-2007, 07:23 PM

that's so funny she'll prolly be telling that story 50 years from now.

**chest6** · 01-18-2007, 07:30 PM

ROFL...pissing on my date..thats awesome

**x_moe** · 01-18-2007, 07:37 PM

that was soo funny

**CSAR** · 01-18-2007, 09:03 PM

That's hilarious!

**C_Bino** · 01-18-2007, 09:18 PM

Now that is actually really funny. I cant imagine that actually happening, but damn.

**C_Bino** · 01-18-2007, 09:22 PM

Mizfit...I miss you.

**chest6** · 01-18-2007, 09:28 PM

Mizfit lurk but no post

RA · 01-18-2007, 10:22 PM

Originally Posted by C_Bino

Mizfit...I miss you.

You didnt have to piss on her did you?

**firmechicano831** · 01-18-2007, 11:44 PM

that was funny and emberassing at the same time.

**bbplaya21** · 01-18-2007, 11:47 PM

Wow he got farther in one day then most of us had in a lifetime. he got to give his date the GOLDEN SHOWER

RA · 01-19-2007, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by bbplaya21

Wow he got farther in one day then most of us had in a lifetime. he got to give his date the GOLDEN SHOWER

lol, nice smiley combo

**rubix6** · 01-19-2007, 03:02 PM

hahahahahahahahah lmao

***G-1000*** · 01-19-2007, 03:19 PM

That is to funny.

I did not think that was so bad of a date.

RA · 01-19-2007, 03:20 PM

Originally Posted by Gsxxr

That is to funny.

I did not think that was so bad of a date.

You would

**rar1015** · 01-19-2007, 03:49 PM

Thats hilarious but i'll bet she went on another date with him after that!!

**QuieTSToRM33** · 01-19-2007, 05:24 PM

I can't believe she actually told that story.

**Terinox** · 01-19-2007, 05:56 PM

**zimmy** · 01-20-2007, 04:56 AM

Originally Posted by QuieTSToRM33

I can't believe she actually told that story.

course she would... it's a creative lie ... i'm sure she was proud of it. Why wouldn't she just use some of the semi melted ice / urine mix under her? In reality , you don't have to have a HOT liquid to make something unstick when it's like that.