I only want 1 ball

**chest6** · 02-07-2007, 09:11 PM

ROFL this thread is crackin me up

Now everyone wants to sell their balls wtf....im not letting any of you near my balls..you'll try to sell one

**Slowhand** · 02-07-2007, 09:11 PM

I wonder if a nut implant would make the same slapping sound as a normal nut

**anaBROLIC** · 02-07-2007, 09:12 PM

ill sell my nut for 400 bucks. and then go to the casino with it.

**bbplaya21** · 02-07-2007, 09:21 PM

if they gave me 2 grand i'd let em rip my sack open and pick a nut to chose from. **** i could afford my cycle and some good ass gh with that money

**armbar83** · 02-07-2007, 09:33 PM

from testosterone magazine

" Testicle Transplantation?

Is it medically possible to transplant a new testicle, just in case
mine would be damaged in an accident? (My girlfriend has threatened me
a few times lately, due to spending too much time reading Testosterone
magazine and neglecting her.)

If so, would it also be possible to get me a third extra ball? And if
this is the case, which one should I choose, a ball of Dorian Yates or
one from Ronnie Coleman, or maybe even better, one from TC, who has
proven lately to have more balls then anybody out there!

Seriously, if an older guy would get a testicle transplant from a
younger guy, would he get higher Testosterone levels or isn't this the
case?

Keep up the good work!

Andrew

Andrew, I in fact have four balls (two that I carry for everyday use,
and two sterling silver ones that I keep in my dresser next to my
cufflinks — you know, just for special occasions and stuff) and if it
were possible to transplant them, I would gladly give you an extra
one.

Actually, there were some testicle transplants done late in the 1800’s
and early in the 1900’s. As I remember reading, they involved
transplanting the testes of one rooster to another. And, one of the
fathers of Testosterone research, Charles Eduard Brown-Sequard,
claimed to have rejuventated himself by injecting the extracts of
guinea pig testicles (for real).

I don’t think it’s possible to transplant human testicles yet. I
suspect the tissue rejection problems would be too great, and given
that testicles, or glandular tissue of any kind, isn’t the toughest of
tissues, they’d be ravaged by the immune system. If I’m wrong, or I’m
not seeing the picture clearly, I’m sure someone will let me know.

In the meantime, let’s all stick with Tribex-500, prohormones,
steroids , or Testosterone injections to manage our endocrine system.
Let’s leave the testicle transplantation experiments in Tim
Patterson’s basement, where they belong.

And keep an eye on that girlfriend!"

**armbar83** · 02-07-2007, 09:34 PM

from google answers...

"I've spoken at length with several representatives of the Medical
College of Ohio, located in Toledo, Ohio, about the processes by which
learning hospitals and research facilities obtain organs for research
purposes, and was informed that *under no circumstances* are research
specimens retrieved from healthy individuals. Research specimens are
obtained from cadavers and from amputations (in the case of limbs) or
removals made necessary by disease (in the case of organs).

I also contacted a friend at the University of Michigan Medical school
and asked him to search The National Institute of Health's Medline.

He writes:

"Hm...well, twelve million scientific articles in th National
Institute of
Health's Medline and about twenty minutes of looking and I haven't
found even a breath of anything that looks remotely like donating
healthy testicles..."

He goes on to state that enough testicles are removed for reasons such
as testicular cancer that there would be no reason to obtain testicles
from healthy individuals for research purposes - there is no shortage
of available specimens.

Additionally, even if healthy specimens were accepted, you would not
be paid for your donation. Neither living donors of organs, nor the
families of deceased donors receive monetary compensation, as such
compensation is prohibited by federal law:

"It is ILLEGAL to sell your organs in the United States. It is against
Federal law to sell organs in the United States. This offense is
punishable by a fine and imprisonment. The National Organ Transplant
Act (Public Law 98-507) prohibits the buying and selling of organs.
Among the reasons for this law is the concern of Congress that buying
and selling of organs might lead to inequitable access to donor organs
with the wealthy having an unfair advantage."

**Slowhand** · 02-07-2007, 09:34 PM

Who wants to come over for some drinks I have some Beer..GHB...and a Tub full of ice...

**armbar83** · 02-07-2007, 09:35 PM

just call me "debbie downer"

wahh wahhh wahhhhhh

**cj1capp** · 02-08-2007, 07:02 AM

i would sell booth of mine im done having kids and with the amount of test i take my sex drive would still be high. i would then have some monster balls put on just for fun.

**fenceguy** · 02-08-2007, 11:00 AM

yall are just way messed up.

**Shane35aa** · 02-08-2007, 12:49 PM

Have you all heard the urban legend...A guy picks up a hot chick in bar goes back to her hotel room...she slips him something and he wakes up in tub packed with ice.. He reads a note that tells him to call ambulance because she removed his kidney to sell it on black market... Well if one nut is worth 100,000...looks like the chick would have took them both instead of a kidney. Helluva lot easier and faster to get to, plus you don't have to be a rocket scientist to find them...Not hidden like a kidney is...Oh well its just a legend..Try not to even think about it next time you take a hot chick to a hotel.

**dhriscerr** · 02-08-2007, 12:58 PM

I was stationed an hour north east of Palms Springs, CA and Marines were talking about it all the time, saying you could get it done there, so maybe check out Palm Springs, CA

**dhriscerr** · 02-08-2007, 01:05 PM

I did a search on it, alot of no responses but no yes ones yet. If you were a chick however you could sell your egg for upto 50K

**Shane35aa** · 02-08-2007, 01:21 PM

Damn ..I would think a nut be worth alot more than a egg...hell you only got two of them

**ALPHAMALE77** · 02-08-2007, 01:25 PM

If...and Thats A Big If..i Sold My Nuts...id Get Some Bull Balls Put In Their Place....or Maybe Some Elephant Nuts....yeah Yeah Elephant Nuts

**Shane35aa** · 02-08-2007, 01:31 PM

You might be happy with them..but bet your ass that elephant would be pissed....lose your balls and not get 100,000...yeah he'd have much case of the ass.. I'd avoid the zoo

***G-1000*** · 02-08-2007, 01:50 PM

I guess i would only get half price for mine. It's half the size it use to be. Dam tren

**Flagg** · 02-08-2007, 03:16 PM

100 k for a nut eh Schmidty?

The things I could do with that 100 K....

**Flagg** · 02-08-2007, 03:17 PM

Hey, mind you...would selling even one nut have any side effects? Like would you become mega squeeky or would the one remaining nut compensate?

**aadrenaline** · 02-08-2007, 03:51 PM

im in if its possible. hell its better than donating sperm or eggs. when you donate that shit theres little ones of you walking around.

**Schmidty** · 02-08-2007, 06:06 PM

Originally Posted by Superhuman

Schmidty in another thread you said you had Hep-C so you wouldn't be able to donate any bodypart, even for free.

I would definitely sell a nut for $100,000 or more!

Damn. Maybe if I sold it to a guy that arleady had hep-c

**Schmidty** · 02-08-2007, 06:11 PM

Originally Posted by armbar83

from google answers...

"It is ILLEGAL to sell your organs in the United States. It is against
Federal law to sell organs in the United States. This offense is
punishable by a fine and imprisonment. The National Organ Transplant
Act (Public Law 98-507) prohibits the buying and selling of organs.
Among the reasons for this law is the concern of Congress that buying
and selling of organs might lead to inequitable access to donor organs
with the wealthy having an unfair advantage."

Damn I gota go out of the country. I lost my passport.