farts..

**Rye_guy** · 02-13-2007, 12:27 AM

man, seriously, if youve ever smelled a tank full of rotting rancid salmon, well, my gas will put that to shame.

**X-Damien** · 02-13-2007, 12:33 AM

DO NOT fart inside the taning bed....even with a fan blowing...

Identify you common fart style here:
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Corr...13/farting.htm

**Teabagger** · 02-13-2007, 09:29 AM

If your doing alot of protein shakes and eggs, try this for a cheat meal...throw in half a dozen pickled boiled eggs, four to 5 beers, and an onion blossom....wait maybe 30 minutes and start having fun. You'll literally clear out an entire bar area...guaranteed. The farts are highly flamable and extremely toxic...you can taste them if you try to breath through your mouth.

**JC.1987** · 02-13-2007, 10:08 AM

^^ that would be good to eat, then have some dutch oven parties

***G-1000*** · 02-13-2007, 02:32 PM

I just let one rip and had to leve the room.

**Johny-too-small** · 02-13-2007, 02:58 PM

My rips smell like sulfer and death. They are worse than my dogs and they last for weeks.

Not ashamed to admit to the occasional skid-mark in the shorts. Good times.

**Rye_guy** · 02-13-2007, 03:13 PM

ha, I used to love dutch ovenin my ex and the kids... wake up in the mornin with mad gas, theyre all in the bed... just flop up the blankets and get em all! mauahaha

**Rye_guy** · 02-13-2007, 03:14 PM

my old boss used to be into the blue angle thing, always lightin his farts on fire, till one day it like, imploded and she had a pile of steamin hot shat in his boxers, said it hurt like a mother, he never did it again.