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  1. 02-13-2007, 11:21 PM #1
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    Just learned a fun thing to do @ the Airport

    this be great.

    when you're leaving the airport go to where the cabs are all lined up, go to a cabbie and ask "will you take me to ________ for $5 and a blowjob?" unless you're in san francisco, he'll decline. do the same thing to the cab in front of the first one. go to the cab in front of the other two and simply tell the cabbie where you want to go and climb in the front passenger seat. as he drives you off thumbs up and wave to the other cabbies.
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    lmao, what would you do if the 1st cab says yep lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper78
    lmao, what would you do if the 1st cab says yep lol
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  4. 02-13-2007, 11:31 PM #4
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    that is hilarious, but probably not something i would do
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  5. 02-13-2007, 11:31 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper78
    lmao, what would you do if the 1st cab says yep lol
    just say "i was only kidding, carlos."
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  6. 02-13-2007, 11:32 PM #6
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    That is ****ing hilarious. Me and my g/f are in sticthes!!!! LMFAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper78
    lmao, what would you do if the 1st cab says yep lol




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    do you guys listen to dane cook?

    he said to kind of slowly walk up to someone reading the newspaper or a magazine at the gate and just stand over them until they sort of feel you there. when they look up at you, make eyecontact and gently say..."don't get on the flight." you know that guys going to sit for a second and think, "i don't think im going to get on this f*cking flight. i think an angel just warned me not to get on this f*cking flight."
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    Quote Originally Posted by J.S.N.
    just say "i was only kidding, carlos."

    WTF?? is that implying
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  10. 02-13-2007, 11:40 PM #10
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    This might just be one of the stupidist things I ever heard! And I think I smell a suspension coming.
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    f'ing ridiculous
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  12. 02-14-2007, 12:27 AM #12
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    ROFL...thats sum funny shit..I was thinkin u were gonna say sumthin terrorist related



    style-whats stupid? Lighten up. Not everything here is life and death.
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  14. 02-14-2007, 12:58 AM #14
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    [QUOTE=chest6]ROFL...thats sum funny shit..I was thinkin u were gonna say sumthin terrorist related



    style-whats stupid? Lighten up. Not everything here is life and death.[/
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    Yeah I know everything here is not life and death bro. But to me walking up to cab drivers and asking them if they want 5 dollars and a blow job just sounds stupid. If I was a cab driver and someone walked up to my cab and said that I would think they were a tard. Just my opinion chest.
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  15. 02-14-2007, 01:11 AM #15
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    True. Fair enough. Guess we just have a diff. sense of humor. I like to laugh at stuff that everyone else thinks is stupid most the time

    Wasn't tryin to come at ya just wonderin..
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    True. Fair enough. Guess we just have a diff. sense of humor. I like to laugh at stuff that everyone else thinks is stupid most the time

    Wasn't tryin to come at ya just wonderin..
    I hear you bro, no problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by J.S.N.
    this be great.

    when you're leaving the airport go to where the cabs are all lined up, go to a cabbie and ask "will you take me to ________ for $5 and a blowjob?" unless you're in san francisco, he'll decline. do the same thing to the cab in front of the first one. go to the cab in front of the other two and simply tell the cabbie where you want to go and climb in the front passenger seat. as he drives you off thumbs up and wave to the other cabbies.

    Ah man that is effing hillarious!
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  18. 02-14-2007, 07:57 AM #18
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    Originally Posted by J.S.N.
    just say "i was only kidding, carlos."
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    WTF?? is that implying

    I second that. You have some explaining to do.
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  19. 02-14-2007, 09:32 AM #19
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    too damn funny LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

    BTW everyone is so sensitive about peoples sexuality lately. It is just ones prefrence in thier sexuality nothing more. it doenst make anyone any different as a human,I think to a certain extent we should be able to joke back and forth as long as nobody personally attacks someone or someone mentions they are uncomfortable with it. You can clown me for being hetro anyday I dont have a problem w/ it. But when people start offending others it is time to stop it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gsxxr
    I second that. You have some explaining to do.
    maybe because carlos is easily offended. or maybe he was trying to offend carlos? yes some explaining!
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    I think Carlos can take a joke, it's not like he was calling him names or anything is it?

    I mean, Carlos has joked about how straight guys give good head before, I don't see that he'd get offended by this, see how carlos feels when he comes on later, if he's offended then its different
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    Carlos jokes enough about his sexuality, I think he'll be fine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foskamink
    maybe because carlos is easily offended. or maybe he was trying to offend carlos? yes some explaining!

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    quit stirring fosk
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snrfmaster
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    quit stirring fosk

    hahahah

    LMAO
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    Id be real pissed off if someone said I drove a taxi lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by beuleux
    Id be real pissed off if someone said I drove a taxi lol
    you should get banned for that LOL!! read the rules "no picking on cabbies"
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    Quote Originally Posted by beuleux
    Id be real pissed off if someone said I drove a taxi lol


    yo im at work and when i read that i burst out lau***ng for some reason. and im front desk guy at a gym... haha that was pretty funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by BITTAPART2
    too damn funny LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

    BTW everyone is so sensitive about peoples sexuality lately. It is just ones prefrence in thier sexuality nothing more. it doenst make anyone any different as a human,I think to a certain extent we should be able to joke back and forth as long as nobody personally attacks someone or someone mentions they are uncomfortable with it. You can clown me for being hetro anyday I dont have a problem w/ it. But when people start offending others it is time to stop it.
    bingo. Exactly what I was thinking. Lately everyone is so upright about everything...it gets too serious. Makes me cry.
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    Beuleux drives a taxi
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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper78
    lmao, what would you do if the 1st cab says yep lol
    my question is what person would say no. how can u turn down a free bj?
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    And he's suspended.
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    Figured that would happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snrfmaster
    Beuleux drives a taxi
    Im grassing you to admin
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snrfmaster
    do it Minger
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    ahahaha, I actually laughed out loud then Chest
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    me too ROFL

    as i was doing it I couldnt control myself lol
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    man too much policing, rest in peace JSN
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    he got fed up of being poked

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