The Official 'Name That Poster' Thread

[aadrenaline]

(Disclaimer: This thread is nothing more than good, clean fun.)

It's time to play, 'Name That Poster'. Below are a handful of lines that have either been used by a board member, or show characteristics of a board member based upon his/her post. Lets begin!

1. I wanted to f***ing kill the cashier last night at the grocery store. First of all, she was a fat, ugly whore that didn't deserve to have a life on this planet. This b***h was charging me too much for my tuna, so I told her to go f**ck herself. Man I wanted to shred her into pieces!!!

2. I wrecked my new bike last night. The GPS system that I pimped my bike out with falsely stated that I was to take a left turn when no left turn was available. I went ahead and took its advice and drove straight into a brick wall.

3. I read in Muscle and Fitness Magazine where Ronnie Coleman eats 7000 calories a day. According to my dietician, I'm only supposed to be intaking 2600 calories a day. But I want to look like Ronnie! What do you guys think? I say the hell with everything and I think that I should just EAT, EAT and EAT some more. Screw being small. Lets all get huge! Oh well, I'm off to Quiznos so I can begin my bulking diet. (Question: Will I get fat if I eat a large sandwhich?)

4. I detest fat people! They all just disgust me and I think they should all be shipped off to a deserted island. I was well on my way to being one of them, but gained control of my life.

5. They're are only 3 types of women that matter in the world to me:
1. Women that are giving me money at one of my stores.
2. Women that are family.
3. Chics I'm banging.


Name these 5 posters. Good luck!

soo goood..lol

[JohnboyF]

Ruhl
IBDmfkr
Lawman

DAMN SNURF

[RuhlFreak55]

damn snrf you're good at this

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at this thread

[guest589745]

1) i'm there about 2 hours a session without cardio so with cardio if ur cutting and do an hour i'd be there 3.......nothin to it but to do it.....and there's no such thing as overtraining for me



2) This thread is funny, my dog eats more than 600calories/day...
Goes to show ppl can spend so much time on here and not learn a damn thing.. why do we even bother wasting time helping people.

3)I'm 19, taking general ed courses in college, I have no idea what I wanna do. I kind of get interested in something then end up losing interest and get interested in something else, it's an endless cycle for me. The problem is I don't want to end up like my uncle, who I am very much like. I love him to death but he's like me and he finally got a college degree at age 40 something and before that was heavy into drug use and all sorts of bad crap...


4)

2.ibdmfkr

[guest589745]

1) i'm there about 2 hours a session without cardio so with cardio if ur cutting and do an hour i'd be there 3.......nothin to it but to do it.....and there's no such thing as overtraining for me

Bwahahahahaha

[guest589745]

1.) So after years of waiting and months of planning i'm finally on cycle

Tren , test and masteron , things were going great until my aunt ****ing broke vial of tren............ 100mls 200mg/ml ****ing gone just like that and my cycle is over. Now i know for a fact God hates me.


2.) the roid monkey keeps on cou***ng help me i love this **** i love being on sus and test e and m1t and dbol , then i go to the gym and see these skinny wimps benching pressing 40 pd dumbells while the monkey slams them 110 pd dumbells hard to the ground so everyone looking at me like im from a different planet or from the amazon.

screw the pundits screw anthony roberts im the ulitmate steroid guru im the ultimate guinea pig the masses said dont take dbol and m1t togehter i did. the masses said dont take 1g of test i did , now im starting tren soon i cant wait to be an animal inside the clubs. chicks look for two things in side the club when they are drunk who is the biggest roid monkey if you have a big gorilla chest and arms the size of any black guys banana down under consider yourself laid.

DRunk chicks want a monkey that can overpower them in bed and that is where saluu the roid monkey comes in.

anthony roberts can suck it, screw his new book , the monkey tells it like it is swolecat is juiced up monkey screw his hard work when you take that much juice as he does i be twice his size, his liver is probably the size of pamela andersons fake breasts. His heart is probably the size of arnolds chest . It aint about how you train or diet it is all about how much you willing to inject yourself if you inject yourself more than those crackheads and heroin addicts in the corner of your street than consider yourself the saluu roid monkey fan club member .

spit death you have broken board rules bud no posting of other members pictures without their permission. This is sad my reputation points are going down from this trash talking i guess rants sell . just like sex sells. anyways im on 1000mg of test im horny as hell on this stuff im constantly on limewire downloading all the possible gangbang pornos possbile. im jerking off around the clock aint nothing coming out except for that excess juice i been injecting in my hard ass roid monkey ass.

By the way im a driving instructor down here in canada and my last student was a blonde hot as hell 19 yrs old and was wearing a mini skirt half the time i wasnt even looking up ahead but rather between her legs . I guess being the teacher has some advantages maybe i could teach her some positions we use in the jungle .

Anthony roberts is a moron and steriod .com is too strict they ban you for the stupidest reasons. If your 275 i guess the whole world hits you except for the girls in the club.

Half the time when i ask a girl to dance with me she says yes because she is scared her boyfriend is gonna get beat up by the monkey . Remember do anything to get laid if it means by the ladies a drink do it , if it means putting those ghb drug pills in her drink do it. If it means telling her your roid monkey ass is harder than her nipples do it.

I once told this girl that the monkey banana was 17 inches cold when we got to the hotel she was so horny and ready then when i took my underwear off she realized my balls were the size of nipples that is when you know your roid monkey.

remember life is a box of vials and amps. Juice up or shut up.

[Dude-Man]

This thread clearly demonstrates that i've been away too long. I have no f-ing clue who any of these people are.

2. saluu?

[*Narkissos*]

1.) So after years of waiting and months of planning i'm finally on cycle

Tren, test and masteron, things were going great until my aunt ****ing broke vial of tren............ 100mls 200mg/ml ****ing gone just like that and my cycle is over. Now i know for a fact God hates me.

1. BajanBastard a.k.a. Big k.l.g.

[guest589745]

we have 2 winners!!! I just wanted to remind baj of that day lol .