Pick up Lines

[Red5]

Great thread, but i'm suprised no-ones used the old,
" Is that a ladder in your stocking or a stairway to heaven! "
How about,
" Baby your so sweet you give me toothache! "
This one was in a tv commercial,
" Look at you with all those curves and me with no brakes! "

[BE_STRONG]

She said "why dont you buy me a drink?"

I said " why dont you buy me a drink?"

She said " why would I buy you a drink? you are the man!"

I said " the more I drink, the better you look!"

[BE_STRONG]

Originally posted by clockworks
i got a really pale white friend who likes this one:
"have you ever seen snowballs in texas?"
"hmm, no"
then he pulls out his pale ass nuts and shows her.

P.S. we live in texas...=)

10000mg hcg /ed for 6 months will do that!

[clockworks]

hehe, whoot. my friend told me this one this weekend...

have you bought your ticket?
my ticket to what?
the gun show! (front double bicep pose now)

-clocky baby

[pinoy]

"Hey babe wanna do magic? Let's go to my place and fuck, and then you vanish"

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

"Nice breasts, may I touch them?"

"Your clothes would look good on pile beside my bed"

"Hey baby wanna sit on my knees and talk about the first thing that gets up"

HAHA

[sicilian40]

hey baby did you wash your pants with windex? cuz i can def see myself in them....1 of the worst ive ever heard but it gets laughs

[supdude24]

"Let me wipe your seat for you..." ( start wiping your face)

[maximized]

This one works great!! But you have to have a friend there...

Friend 1 walks over to girl...


"you see that guy over there....(pointing to your friend who looks over and then looks away), well he wants to know...(slight pause)...if you think...Im good looking."

USUALLY she starts to say something, then she realizes what you said and looks at you like "what?" and you say "well he wanted to know, not me, do you think im good looking?"

then she usually starts giggling, and you have her hooked. worked every time we pulled it. we just usually take turns..haha

-max

[D.L.]

you've got nice big eyes.......... may I touch them?

[tmarie]

Got this one in a bar in Galveston,
"Baby, your fine enough to make a fraight train take a dirt road!"