Whats Your Excuse?

***Narkissos*** · 03-13-2007, 11:09 AM

Originally Posted by IronReload04

when people look at me, they just assume i dont do alcohol or anything else. I dont drink alot, but they always act shocked when i pick somthing up

Ditto actually.

**bor** · 03-13-2007, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by Dude-Man

Are you saying you drink and drive?

Meant to say "if I want to go out and NOT drink, then I drive"

**ottomaddox** · 03-13-2007, 04:26 PM

Just say No!

**Bojangles69** · 03-13-2007, 04:56 PM

Originally Posted by jk486994

Im in College and have been staying away from drinking....Everyone always ponders and wonders why im not drinking and having a great time at the bar w/ them...

What do you guys tell people??

btw whenever I tell them im trying to stay healthy they look at me like im crazy

Dude GUESS WHAT?
You can go to the bar and have a great time WITHOUT drinking.
I do it plenty and its fun too watch the drunks get sloppy and bust on them.

Girl asks: I'll say "because I have to protect myself from drunk girls like you trying to get me in bed."
or "do you want me to be drunk so you can take advantage of me?"
Guy asks: "do you want me to be drunk so you can take advantage of me"

Go to the bar, just have fun, even a drink or 2 isnt gonna destroy your work out regimine. Just play with and bust on all the drunk ppl and make out/**** all the drunk girls.

Problem Solved.

**jk486994** · 03-13-2007, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

Dude GUESS WHAT?
You can go to the bar and have a great time WITHOUT drinking.
I do it plenty and its fun too watch the drunks get sloppy and bust on them.

Girl asks: I'll say "because I have to protect myself from drunk girls like you trying to get me in bed."
or "do you want me to be drunk so you can take advantage of me?"
Guy asks: "do you want me to be drunk so you can take advantage of me"

Go to the bar, just have fun, even a drink or 2 isnt gonna destroy your work out regimine. Just play with and bust on all the drunk ppl and make out/**** all the drunk girls.

Problem Solved.

Thanks bro....

Those are some quotes ill be putting to use this weekend

**wishmasterATM** · 03-13-2007, 09:52 PM

yooo ultimate warrior...just tell them your not thirsty... I dont drink anymore.. I just use the money wisely

**chest6** · 03-13-2007, 09:56 PM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

Dude GUESS WHAT?
You can go to the bar and have a great time WITHOUT drinking.
I do it plenty and its fun too watch the drunks get sloppy and bust on them.

Girl asks: I'll say "because I have to protect myself from drunk girls like you trying to get me in bed."
or "do you want me to be drunk so you can take advantage of me?"
Guy asks: "do you want me to be drunk so you can take advantage of me"

Go to the bar, just have fun, even a drink or 2 isnt gonna destroy your work out regimine. Just play with and bust on all the drunk ppl and make out/**** all the drunk girls.

Problem Solved.

lol. I said something similar to that once and it worked

**Rye_guy** · 03-14-2007, 01:06 AM

sadly, I love to drink, but due to work I never have time. and if I do have time, I just say no, put that money towards your next cycle... lets face it a half decent night drinkin at the bar is gonna cost at least 100 right?

**Testsubject** · 03-14-2007, 01:27 AM

Just tell them you dont drink, simple as that, is someone doesnt like it, **** em, who cares, I used to drink and party ALOT Im proud to say I dont do that anymore. Its a huge waste of money anyways.

**cfiler** · 03-14-2007, 01:43 AM

I just tell them I'm a DD.

**Shane35aa** · 03-14-2007, 02:50 AM

Just say " You wouldn't like me when I drink.....especially after I puke on your shirt"

**Warrior** · 03-14-2007, 06:07 AM

I tell them that I don't care to drink... ... ...how today's society is so obsessed with consumption - shoveling pizza and beer into my body is not my idea of fun... they can have their fun - spend all night acting stupid only to feel stupid the whole next day. I'll take a glass of water if ya have it - thanks!

**Receiver84** · 03-14-2007, 08:29 AM

"because I have to protect myself from drunk girls like you trying to get me in bed."

That is a really good one. Real good ice breaker!

SVTMuscle* · 03-14-2007, 09:30 AM

I just take myself away from the scenerio's. It pisses me off how girls love guys with good bodies, but yet, hate what they have to do to achieve them