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  1. 03-19-2007, 03:46 PM #1
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    Damn girlfriend

    She and 4 of her hot friends are going to south beach. Damn that's what i want to think about her running around in her little bathing suit and outfits drunk. I'm thinking of poisoning her so she is stuck in the hotel room
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  2. 03-19-2007, 03:57 PM #2
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    LOL Give her a bottle of shittles before she leaves. Thats should set it off on the right foot
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  4. 03-19-2007, 04:08 PM #4
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    Why arent u goin with her..just a girls trip?

    If you don't mind let me know her hotel and room #..Ill make sure shes alright
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    Why arent u goin with her..just a girls trip?

    If you don't mind let me know her hotel and room #..Ill make sure shes alright
    Its a girl trip now. She actually asked me to go but i cant with work.
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    The night before she is about to leave, catch her sleeping and put this on her
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    I was thinking of putting some itching powder in all her thongs. I figure no matter how hot she is no guy is going to want the girl scratching her vag all night
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    Damn that sucks bro, I hate to break it to ya but she will most likely bang atleast 3 dudes! =)

    I would NOT allow my girlfriend/wife to go to such a place during spring break, its basically just a place for people to get f*cked up and screw other people, thats the only reason people go!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
    She and 4 of her hot friends are going to south beach. Damn that's what i want to think about her running around in her little bathing suit and outfits drunk. I'm thinking of poisoning her so she is stuck in the hotel room

    just give me their phone numbers and pictures and i'll keep a eye on them over here
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  12. 03-19-2007, 06:41 PM #12
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    haha, you should take advantage of the situation,and do some whoreing of your own
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    Don't you worry gixxer ........ I'll take good care of her... i mean them.
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    Yeah man it's the winter music conference also.....nothing but craziness down there right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
    Will this work?



    I just bought one of those and it's the handiest thing I've ever bought since I print off alot of catalogs off the net for my body jewelry store
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  16. 03-19-2007, 07:07 PM #16
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    Got mine at harbor freight for like $15 on sale and it staples 100 sheets at a time. They make ones that go up to like 280 sheets but you have to go to office depot ( I know ADD)
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    Now is this the russian or the one with the kid?
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    By the way gixxer wich of the 2 chicks you were asking us about is now your girlfriend?
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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE74
    By the way gixxer wich of the 2 chicks you were asking us about is now your girlfriend?
    The younger Russian with no kids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
    I was thinking of putting some itching powder in all her thongs. I figure no matter how hot she is no guy is going to want the girl scratching her vag all night
    first off that wouldnt stop me if i was drunk and second what if shes running around NAKED.
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    we will look for her on the next girl's gone wild tape.She will probaly be butt ass naked deep throating a banana,lol
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    Meh, don't worry about it. If you're actually worried and don't trust her for something like this then maybe she's not worth it. If she doesn't do anything and proves that you can trust her better, all the better!
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    Ahh. You got to trust her bud. Thats what relationships are all about. If you cant trust her, then it is going to just eat you up and cause trust problems for the both of you. It'll work against you in the end.
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    Forget her man she's gone....
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    Quote Originally Posted by abstrack
    Ahh. You got to trust her bud. Thats what relationships are all about. If you cant trust her, then it is going to just eat you up and cause trust problems for the both of you. It'll work against you in the end.
    I know. I do. I know, i trust her not to hook up with anyone. But I'm sure she will being hanging out with guys and flirting all the normal crap. I trust her but it still sucks
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life
    The night before she is about to leave, catch her sleeping and put this on her
    proly the best idea i have ever heared
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    My voodoo doll worked. She has a stomach virus
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    ^^^^^ hahaha....good work!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
    My voodoo doll worked. She has a stomach virus

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    lets hope it works long enough, you'll be fine dont worry. but if you do tell her a friend of yours saw her down there, with a serious look on your face, then say is there something you want to tell me
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    Do the sand test when she gets back.Throw a handful of sand on it and if it sticks she was a bad girl..
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    ^wow, wow? sigh. ROFL
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    well i live about 10 min from south beach and im telling you... its no place to be if you have strings attached. unless you cut said strings. south beach this time of year is nothing but liquor, sex, and more liquor. id be very worried if i were you... unless you trust her, then all is well!
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    She will cheat for sure
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