Pranks

[Pops1985]

What would be the most funniest Pank that you ever polled????

My and my cousin worked at a restaurant and this guy always comes with thight pants, soo at break we broke a tablet of Viagra and throw it in his drink and he's a waiter anywayzz you figure out the rest LOL

[ronan the barbarian]

not saying whether i believe you or not but i thought you needed sexual stimilation for that stuff to work,

pretty sure it doesnt just give you wood with no stimilation at all

[Pops1985]

Dude this guy is always horney lol but I told mine what is yours

[Pops1985]

It works believe it or not

[mavsluva]

Maybe this is why you were forced to post this thread:

My ass Hurts

[Pops1985]

hahahahahaa

[Pops1985]

Alright hahaha the best Prank ever Mavsluva hahaha

[Shane35aa]

I grew up on a farm, used to go stay with my cousin who lived in the city. Any way we would catch a cat and at night push it into a mailbox tail first. You know the kind of mail box that is on a pole by the road. Then we would wait till the next day, and hide till the mailman came around. He would open the box and the cat, who by now was really pissed would jump out all over him. It would scare the shit out of the mailman who would throw the letters in the air. It was funny as hell. He would use a stick and open the boxes standing off to side for several day after that. Yeah I realize now it was cruel, but it was funny shit when I was 11 or so. You know when I hear about mail handlers going postal, I always wonder if they got Cat-jumped that day.

[Pops1985]

hahahaha that is a good one dude LOL

[Shane35aa]

A few nights ago I snuck into Pops house. I unrolled all his toilet paper and sprinkled cayenne pepper on it, then rolled it back up. Now he can't figure out why his ass hurts. He even started a thread on it. ROFLMAO

[ronan the barbarian]

we used to do the strength test...

sit opposite someone at a table and ask them if they want to do a strength test.get them to put their elbow on the table with their fist directly in front of their face,grab their fist with two hands and tell them to pull,and you pull at the same time.tell them depending how far you can pull their arm depends on the score.
compliment them on their strength,then let their fist go without telling them and they will punch themselves in the face.

very childish but also very funny

[Pops1985]

A few nights ago I snuck into Pops house. I unrolled all his toilet paper and sprinkled cayenne pepper on it, then rolled it back up. Now he can't figure out why his ass hurts. He even started a thread on it. ROFLMAO

Whaahahaha IT BURNSSS!!!!!!!

[C_Bino]

So you and your cousin keep viagra with you at work?

[Pops1985]

LOL dude

[DSM4Life]

I gave a fake lottery ticket to my brothers’ girlfriend with a Christmas card. She didn’t open the card in front of me and i didn’t want to push the subject so i let it go. I was in the kitchen drinking a beer when i hear yelling coming from the living room. I ran in and guess what?

She had scratched off the lottery ticket that said she won 10K !
She was in tears jumping up and down. I didnt feel bad till she started to go on about how she was going to split the money with all of us !

I had to tell her it was fake at least 13 times before it kicked in , hahah

[Timm1704]

I gave a fake lottery ticket to my brothers’ girlfriend with a Christmas card. She didn’t open the card in front of me and i didn’t want to push the subject so i let it go. I was in the kitchen drinking a beer when i hear yelling coming from the living room. I ran in and guess what?

She had scratched off the lottery ticket that said she won 10K !
She was in tears jumping up and down. I didnt feel bad till she started to go on about how she was going to split the money with all of us !

I had to tell her it was fake at least 13 times before it kicked in , hahah

that is wicked! im sat here lau***ng as quietly as i can, as to not wake anyone.

pops, that viagra joke is alittle suspect. ive used it several times in summer 2005, and unless sexually stimulated, wont give you a boner.

[Schmidty]

What would be the most funniest Pank that you ever polled????

My and my cousin worked at a restaurant and this guy always comes with thight pants, soo at break we broke a tablet of Viagra and throw it in his drink and he's a waiter anywayzz you figure out the rest LOL

[auslifta]

this is not my best but works great. if you are having a bad night at a club/pub/bar and you think they are going to kick you out,or say thats your last drink,go order 3 drinks of water no ice,make sure full to top.get 3 coasters and place on top of glasses making sure they cover the whole top. hold down on coasters and turn upsidedown and place on tables around place and then wait till the glassys/bar staff come to collect glasses,as they look empty, water goes all over them. slack i know but funny.
better if you have a friend working as a glassy

[Timm1704]

i have pulled many pranks. off the top of my head, these are some of my best:

dumped a pigs head on a mates car in the dead of night, he found it the next morning before he went to work, and was nearly sick. he didnt have a clue who did it for about a month, god knows what must have gone through his head lol.

i was bored one day inbetween classes at college, so i rang my friends mums house and told her a fake name, and that i was from our local water company. i kindly informed her that the water was going to be disconnected in her area for anywhere upto 24 hours due to damage at the main water sites filter pump. she started asking questions, and i though i was busted, but when i later spoke to that friend, he told me the water was going to be cut off, and his mum had filled pots, pans, bathtubs etc with water. she still to this day insists she will get me back.

on my 18th birthday me and a group of friends went out in a city about 30 mins away from where we lived, we took two seperate taxis. the guys in the other taxi did a runner without paying, but the driver caught one guy, and he gave him some money that he had on him, he was £2 short of the full fair. After being bored at about 1am one morning, me and another friend (the same one whos mum i pranked above) discussed what to do, and the idea of a prank call came up. i rang the dude who got caught by the taxi driver, and informed him that the cabbie knew him, and was pressing charges. to cut a long story short, i had this fella believing he was being taken to court over £2 for a week, he even went down to the depot and apologised, only to be told there was no such person as "mark reighney" (the name id given on the phone). he only found out because when he rang me to question my identity and argue that i may not be the managing director of first call taxis, i bit his head off at his audasity, and then cracked up lau***ng

[taiboxa]

ha.. my friends and i took dogshit on a stick and rubbed up and under the outside hand on his car door

[Snrf]

we broke into a friends car while he was on holiday and put fish inside the ventilation system.

he never did get the smell out

[Timm1704]

lol i liquidised some cod, left it outside in a large 2L coke bottle for afew weeks in the summer, then poured it into my mates vents under his windscreen. his sister was telling me how bad it smelled as he had to give her a ride somewhere

[notorious_mem]

i hid a bag of dog turds under my friends driver seat it was summer it took his lazy butt a week too start looking for the smell...

[Pops1985]

Dude you guy are sick LOL but they are funny as hell

[Venomous Nemisis]

This is sic
I was in high school and it was around the time the jerky boys came out, so I got an old phone book lying around the house and called a few numbers and recorded it for me and my friends to listen to the next. Nothing to funny was happening until I called Armond So and So's house (I still remember his name). Armonds wife had answered the phone and I started going on about how I was a bookie and that her husband had acrued a large debt and was gonna "get his ****ing legs broke" if he didn't come up with the money by the end of the day, I wouldn't let her talk and if she tried I'd snap at her and tell her to shut up and listen, so finally when I finished she says "ARMOND IS DEAD" (about this time my stomach dropped) there was a brief silence, then I told her not to screw around and that I was serious, so she hung up. My friends almost pissed themselves when they heard it the next day.

[firmechicano831]

These are really good stories. I don't have anything this close but lets keep them going.

[chest6]

O shit that is bad...did u feel bad?

She prolly knew it was a joke and made it up

[Venomous Nemisis]

Yeah I felt kinda bad for a second

[aknopf95]

someone glued my exec chef's hand to his knife last week. he had to trash the knife cuz he used paint thinner to get it off. man he was pissed

[auslifta]

old one but i good one,
this involves two people,great for apprentices.you and a friend/workmate pretend to have trouble getting a coin to fall off your fore head into a funnel that is placed in your pants. when the unsuspecting victim is having a turn place the funnel into his pants when he has his head tilted back one of you place a coin on his head while the other pours water down the funnel to make it look like he pissed himself.

[auslifta]

^found a vid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xklJCOELqTs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0UXolned-U

[auslifta]

if your driving and someone in the car is sleeping, check behind and make sure no one is driving behind you, then slam on your brakes and scream.

get a friend to try and balance 2 full beers on back of his hands, then no one help him get glasses off.

put witches cones on all the exits of a roundabout, then watch from afar, try and pick residential one.

go up to random people on the train, tell them your a fortune teller and they are going to win lotto next week/ or write down your partners numbers on paper and tell them you got the numbers for them to check

[Schmidty]

Ipissed in a rubber glove and put it on top of a lady storm door and i rang the door bell and ran off, when she opened the door the piss filled glove fell and opened up on her head.

[Schmidty]

I took a shit on my friends floor and made a little flag that said u got HANKED out of a tooth pick and a post-it and stuck it in the shit. The Hank thing came from me and my buddy watching punked and we decide it would be better if the name was hanked. Good times

[Pops1985]

hahaha All you guys interchild has awaken

[fenceguy]

When i was in college I lived in residence there were half a dozen houses. Mine was called Caribou, but our arch rivals who we hated were in "SL".
Each house had their own tables where they "usually" sat during meals in the cafeteria. Well we had everyone in our house. about 60 guys, all shave with an electric razor and put their clippings into a pepper shaker.
Once it was full, we discreetly placed it on the SL table before dinner.

[ru-ga-ru]

When I was about 14 or 15 my friends and pulled this all the time:

Tools:
1. 2x metal garbage cans
2. 150lb fishing line


Take the cans and put them on each side of the street.

Tie the cans together with the fishing line. Make sure that they are about 20-22 feet apart

When a car or truck passes, the line will get caught on the front of the vechicle and when it travels far enough, the cans will bang SO F*CKIN LOUD!!!!

[mavsluva]

This is not really a prank, but my peer in college pulled off something that was beyond brilliant in my opinion. My college professor allowed us to put down whatever we wanted on an 8.5" X 11" sheet of paper to use as cheat sheet for our final exam.

Come the day of the exam, my peer brought in his genius of a friend and had him stand on the 8.5" X 11" sheet of paper. Our professor loved the idea and allowed him to use his friend as his "cheat sheet".

Keep that in mind for those of you who are college students!

[wascaptain5214]

a couple of years ago, the boys at work had a womens pair of used 60 inch waist (guessing on the size,but freakin huge) panties floating around....the gag was to put in in a bros locker or boots or even tucked in a pillow case, and when he'd find them...he'd sneak them off to someone else...well this went on back and forth from crew to crew for a good while. in december at my retirement party, i cut the cake.....yep there it was !

[1819]

went out drinkin in nyc one night and one of my boys passed out. we took all his money and stuck him on a bus to god knows where. he woke up in the middle of the country with the worst hangover ever. he had no idea where he was. he called his brother collect crying like a little girl. his brother informed him that his amex card was in his sock so he was able to get home. he didnt find the humor in it that we did, but it was funny as hell at the time.