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    Help! I Need To Shiet Asap!

    Ok as my cheat meal after my lift today I went to crazy buffet and ate lots of sushi, clams, muscles shrimp, filet mignon and some dessert. My stomach currently looks like an alien and I need to do anything to shit. I have tried ducolax, exlax and others and they are mediocre.

    Do any of you guys know ANYTHING, maybe a combination of stuff I can mix that will rid me of everything.

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    i had the same prob a few weeks back...dulcolax werked ya juss gotta give it like 12hrs

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    I mean I want to unload and feel like a friggin feather. I just took two cups of sugar free metamucil, prob like 20 fiber to bulk it up. I want to wake up and be rid of all bowel inside me.

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    Wait, why are you doing this?

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    Wait, is that the thing that I stick up my ass? Thats damn gross.

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    manually retrieve it
    BTW, where is this buffet w/ filet, clams and sushi it sounds like the SHYT, no pun intended

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoreyTampa09
    I went to crazy buffet and ate lots of sushi, clams, muscles shrimp, filet mignon and some dessert.

    Where ???????

    I want to go there.

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    Manually retrieve it?

    Its in Tampa Florida on Dale Mabry, I know there is also one in Orlando.

    It really is the SHIT. So much sushi, sashimi, hibachi grill with chicken pork shrimps(Peeled/De-veined)Oysters, Peking Duck, Crab Legs, Stone Crab Legs, Peking Duck, among many types of chinese foood,Filet mignon, fondue, desserts and happy hour from 5-7.

    20 bucks all you can eat. Best cheat meal ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoreyTampa09
    Manually retrieve it?

    Its in Tampa Florida on Dale Mabry, I know there is also one in Orlando.

    It really is the SHIT. So much sushi, sashimi, hibachi grill with chicken pork shrimps(Peeled/De-veined)Oysters, Peking Duck, Crab Legs, Stone Crab Legs, Peking Duck, among many types of chinese foood,Filet mignon, fondue, desserts and happy hour from 5-7.

    20 bucks all you can eat. Best cheat meal ever.

    What's the name of the place ?

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    bump for name of buffet....im only an hour from orlando.....short enough drive for a cheat meal.....

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    http://www.gocrazybuffet.com/index.shtml


    If that's it .... they have one in West Palm Beach .... I'd make the drive !

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    Yep thats it! CRAZY BUFFET...it really is crazy haha. Just make sure you get the filet mignon, its near the hibachi area.

    Now back to me excreting off the pounds in my digestive tract, i normally shit horribly as it is, maybe not going for 2-3 days.

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    whyyyy?

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    sounds like you need some serious regular fiber in your diet. you may want to add some type of fiber suppliment to your diet daily metamucil and eat plenty of fresh veggies

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    Sea food is a cheat meal? I'd rather go to a place more meaty.
    Last edited by dece870717; 04-14-2007 at 10:30 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoreyTampa09
    Ok as my cheat meal after my lift today I went to crazy buffet and ate lots of sushi, clams, muscles shrimp, filet mignon and some dessert. My stomach currently looks like an alien and I need to do anything to shit. I have tried ducolax, exlax and others and they are mediocre.

    Do any of you guys know ANYTHING, maybe a combination of stuff I can mix that will rid me of everything.
    I think you need counselling.

    I read the majority of your other threads..and i honestly think you have some form of body dysmorphic disorder.. or an eating disorder.

    You commonly report feelings of disgust with yourself and your stomach.

    My opinion?

    Let the shit you ate digest.

    Start tomorrow anew.

    This binge/purge shit is ridiculous.

    re: "I need to do anything to shit"...

    No... you need to exhibit self-control.

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    Try a big ole bean burrito!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    I think you need counselling.

    I read the majority of your other threads..and i honestly think you have some form of body dysmorphic disorder.. or an eating disorder.

    You commonly report feelings of disgust with yourself and your stomach.

    My opinion?

    Let the shit you ate digest.

    Start tomorrow anew.

    This binge/purge shit is ridiculous.

    re: "I need to do anything to shit"...

    No... you need to exhibit self-control.
    di di di ditto!

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    what kind of fuking buffet has filet mignon???????

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