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  1. 05-10-2007, 08:02 AM #1
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    Management lesson

    Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... but she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you..."

    The girl looked at him, and said, "NO!" Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boy friend... so she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal.

    Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...? Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all quarters!"

    Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
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  2. 05-10-2007, 08:53 AM #2
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    that was great.. she must have been blonde
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  4. 05-10-2007, 09:31 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    that was great.. she must have been blonde
    lmao
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    I'm gonna try that someday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja


    I'm gonna try that someday.
    im gonna try it today
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    yep that was good
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    now that was ****ing funny
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