i shot myself in the hand...

[number twelve]

...with a nailgun. i am doing construction for my father this summer, like every other summer of my life thus far, and at around 9 am i was nailing 2 pieces of wood together that would make the corner of a wall, and i got a lil careless and shot the nail, well the nail went straight through the wood and into my ****ing hand. (think jesus but a little closer to the thumb on the fleshy part of the hand) after my dad pulled it out, i continued working till about 2 30pm when it started to get really stiff and swollen, so i went to the dr. and got it taken care of, got a tetanus shot and a scrip for an anti biotic. i wish i had taken a picture to share with you all lol

what have you guys done to yourself that makes you say..DOH!

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[Panzerfaust]

wtf? pics?

[number twelve]

wtf? pics?

i didnt think to take a picture with my camera phone till after i had pulled the nail out, its hard to think clearly when there is a nail sticking straight through your hand lol

[spywizard]

...with a nailgun. i am doing construction for my father this summer, like every other summer of my life thus far, and at around 9 am i was nailing 2 pieces of wood together that would make the corner of a wall, and i got a lil careless and shot the nail, well the nail went straight through the wood and into my ****ing hand. (think jesus but a little closer to the thumb on the fleshy part of the hand) after my dad pulled it out, i continued working till about 2 30pm when it started to get really stiff and swollen, so i went to the dr. and got it taken care of, got a tetanus shot and a scrip for an anti biotic. i wish i had taken a picture to share with you all lol

what have you guys done to yourself that makes you say..DOH!

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[Schmidty]

nice!

[Renesis]

I had sort of an abcess on my right forearm that came from a burn. The way it healed it lumped up a little bit, well naturally I would pick at it from time to time, but it started growing! It became disgusting looking almost like a wart, so one day I say F it and decide to perform self surgery. I clean a razor with the alcohol and burn method and same thing for a flat head screw driver. Cut off the abcess, but mind you theres little to no pain as there were no nerves in it until I got close to the skin. Oh crap!!! I start bleeding like I have a bullet wound in my arm! So I move to the sink and keep my arm under lukewarm water while heating up the flat head and boom quarterize the sucka on my forearm. Cleaned it up with alcohol wiped and left it. Now I only have two tiny lil bumps left that need a good ass whooping. Definitely stupid on my part as I could get a nasty infection, oh well.

[Hoggage_54]

[beatango2008]

like hes really going to think of taking a picture when he shoots a nail in his hand lol. when I did framing me and the guys use to shoot the nails at each other...I hated that sh!t.

[Ajc330]

bro i love your pics with the sayings ha

[WEBB]

i shot myself with a pnuematic stapler, 1'' staple right into my left index finger...D'Oh....

[10nispro]

I was trying to hit a return in a match, the tennis ball hit the line and skidded, I tried to hit it, missed and hit myself in the forhead. Nearly knocked myself out. In the same match, while trying to hit a overhead, racquet handle was wet, racquet flew out of hand, nailed other player in the crotch. Made my head stop hurting.

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

I shot myself.....

with test!

[taiboxa]

this is really weird/gross..
when i was younger i would go fishin and shit all the time, an outdoorsy kinda kid..
i came in one evening after being out side all day.. sat down and saw this lil thing sticking outta my calf (inside part) like WTF! and it had a TINY bit of blood from it.. like oh a lil splinter...

I PULLON IT... and keep pulling on it.. and it keeps comming out! grosses shit ever my stomache sank! it was a HUGE .. jagged shard of wood..

almost 2****ing INCHES like bigger than a gaddam TOOTHPICK.. and i dont know how i didnt notice it going in!
this was no D'oH but an OMFG WTF is this!! ordeal ><

[PeteyK]

my neighbor stepped on a nail sticking out of a block of wood and it went through her shoe into her foot

[K.Biz]

yeaaaaaa 12. no pain no gain!

[lightwaytbaby]

i got my weiner stuck in a pool jet...well no not really but that would of been pretty funny...

[number twelve]

i got my weiner stuck in a pool jet...well no not really but that would of been pretty funny...

lol wasnt that in the movie out cold...

[lightwaytbaby]

hells ya, funny as shyt!!!

[Bruce000]

A mate of mine was playing in the bath with a 2l soda bottle. So he was filling it up with air and pushing it out under the water. Blowing nice little bubbles under his balls. So he let all the air out of the bottle and when he released his grip on the bottle it sucked his left ball in. He started to panic didn't know what to do. Had to call his brother for a knife and cut the bottle open to release the pressure. Funny shit.

[number twelve]

A mate of mine was playing in the bath with a 2l soda bottle. So he was filling it up with air and pushing it out under the water. Blowing nice little bubbles under his balls. So he let all the air out of the bottle and when he released his grip on the bottle it sucked his left ball in. He started to panic didn't know what to do. Had to call his brother for a knife and cut the bottle open to release the pressure. Funny shit.

hahahahaahah how small are his balls???? lol i dont wanan know the answer to that

[rubix6]

yikes!!! that really sucks.

[rubix6]

A mate of mine was playing in the bath with a 2l soda bottle. So he was filling it up with air and pushing it out under the water. Blowing nice little bubbles under his balls. So he let all the air out of the bottle and when he released his grip on the bottle it sucked his left ball in. He started to panic didn't know what to do. Had to call his brother for a knife and cut the bottle open to release the pressure. Funny shit.

haha OMG

[Renesis]

A mate of mine was playing in the bath with a 2l soda bottle. So he was filling it up with air and pushing it out under the water. Blowing nice little bubbles under his balls. So he let all the air out of the bottle and when he released his grip on the bottle it sucked his left ball in. He started to panic didn't know what to do. Had to call his brother for a knife and cut the bottle open to release the pressure. Funny shit.

[thetank]

i watched my dad shoot himself in the thumb while teaching us a lesson on gun safety..he was explaining how you always take a shot at the ground to make sure your gun is empty, but working properly before you load it (it was a pellet gun) then he decided to put his thumb on the end to feel the air, only the gun wasnt empty. afterwards, we got a lesson on how to chain swear words together to make run on sentences as we laughed hysterically.

[Kale]

Back in th 70's I was working out doing some dumbbell curls, now remember in those days the weights were chrome plated, these dumbbells were old and the chrome was flaking off. I brushed a dumbbell across my leg and it started to bleed. No big deal, bleeding stopped and I kept going. The scratch just never healed and after three weeks started to look a bit nasty. I was taking a dump one night and I was checking out the scratch and noticed there was a black spot sticking out of the middle of it. I got some tweezers and grabbed what was sticking out and I pulled out a three quarter inch sliver of chrome which had lodged itself in there. Now that was gross !!!

[Schmidty]

I shot myself in the foot with a pellet gun.

[number twelve]

Back in th 70's I was working out doing some dumbbell curls, now remember in those days the weights were chrome plated, these dumbbells were old and the chrome was flaking off. I brushed a dumbbell across my leg and it started to bleed. No big deal, bleeding stopped and I kept going. The scratch just never healed and after three weeks started to look a bit nasty. I was taking a dump one night and I was checking out the scratch and noticed there was a black spot sticking out of the middle of it. I got some tweezers and grabbed what was sticking out and I pulled out a three quarter inch sliver of chrome which had lodged itself in there. Now that was gross !!!

lol the 70s?? your dating yourself bro haha jk
thats rediculous that happened to you, you got me beat definately

[Sir Lifts-a-lot]

lets just say smooooooooth

[Kale]

lol the 70s?? your dating yourself bro haha jk
thats rediculous that happened to you, you got me beat definately

Happy to say I am 52 dude and proud of it. I saw Pumping Iron when it first came out at the movies