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    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang
    im trying to figure out how to get this girl out of my house with out upseting her...?
    forklift?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang
    im trying to figure out how to get this girl out of my house with out upseting her...?
    Put some porn in your dvd and start to beat off on the couch, that should scare her away or you could just try on her cloths, they might be too big for you but that's ok.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImaGetBigger
    forklift?
    LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImaGetBigger
    forklift?





    poor pewn lol




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    sup boys

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    wassupp morph?

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    just woke up, crazy crazy night last night

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amorphic
    just woke up, crazy crazy night last night
    do tell

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    got home at 130am, ex called and was drunk and had shown up at my place earlier but i wasnt there. proceeded to rant about a ton of drunk things and threatened to kill herself. it was unpleasant

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amorphic
    got home at 130am, ex called and was drunk and had shown up at my place earlier but i wasnt there. proceeded to rant about a ton of drunk things and threatened to kill herself. it was unpleasant
    wow, that sucks

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    yeah it was crazy, girls and alcohol are a bad combination. reminds me why i dont drink

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    I had WAY too much to drink last night... then came on here and started whorin it up. I'm afraid to go see what I posted. I'm sure it was a work of literary genius to say the least! There goes my cheat day... oh well, cest la vie! Tonight it's PF Cheng's with this pretty blonde I've been chasin' on and off for the past couple years - can't wait.

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    whos watching ufc tonight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImaGetBigger
    forklift?

    sweet thanks... good thing they make electric ones so i can bring it indoors....

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    rented one of these...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang


    rented one of these...
    nice
    if it won't lift her, maybe you could leave a trail of cheeseburgers leading out the front door, then just lock it behind her.

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    wow your full of good ideas ... you have done this before i can tell...

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    brilliant guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang
    wow your full of good ideas ... you have done this before i can tell...
    yep, I'm experienced. That's how I got that big manager I told you about to leave when I was done.

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    lol..... awesome... actually this one was big at all.... but thats what i get for meeting her sober.... and in a gym... that will teach me...

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    is she still there?

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    naw she had to go to work hours ago....

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    U didn't give her a key did ja?

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    i didnt even take her to my place.... took her to the bosses second house....

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    Won't she be confused when she comes a knockin' then!

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    yep thats the plan....

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    thats where i go with any girl i dont give a shit about .... the boss man thinks its funny.... and he doesnt live there just owns it for investment reasons and keeps his boat and jet skis there ... so its a win win for me...

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    Sound like you're set up to play James Bond 007 then! Fvckin' ay ditty bag!

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    huh... yea sure what ever you say hoss...

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    board is pretty slow today...

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    No really, that's quite the set-up you got going there with your boss's house. What can I say, I'm jealous.

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    what can i say he is a cool guy...

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    Does he have any openings?

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    what do you do ?

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    Pretend to be James Bond of course! j/k I'm an engineer.

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    really that a killer job ... what kind of engineer... have you ever heard of a company called bechtel....

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    Yeah I like my job - and I like where I am - it would take wild horses to get me to leave. I've heard of bechtel... but I work mainly in the mining industry - boots, jeans, and t-shirts are what I wear to work everyday. Luv it.

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    sup whores

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    I'm outa here for now... it's date time.

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    later....

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