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  1. 10-17-2008, 10:53 AM #97361
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    no whores today??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed500 View Post
    no whores today??
    its kinda slow in here
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    sure, what would you like?
    stakes, lean ground beef, tuna thats abt it oh yeah protein powder too
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    A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy.

    "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

    After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

    "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."
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    Apparently so. Luckily I'm at the girls house and she is showering so I'm in for a quick whoring sesh
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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy.

    "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

    After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

    "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."
    LOL, that was funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy.

    "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

    After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

    "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."
    Nice
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    whats up?


    Today is the first day of the rest of my life
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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy.

    "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

    After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

    "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."
    hey...u promise private sessions with the chick in ur avy..........i am waiting
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    ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH HHTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYY then.

    I gotta go later whores, bird wants to go to the gym with me today
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed500 View Post
    Nice
    What are your plans for the weekend?
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    Later Reed
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    hey...u promise private sessions with the chick in ur avy..........i am waiting
    dukki has her now. Then I believe your next. I'll have to check the waiting list.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokeyd View Post
    whats up whores
    not a whole lot Moo

    It's pretty dead in here today

    What are you up to?
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    I think Im going to some haunted houses this weekend. There is a party tomorrow also.
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    did u get the list honey
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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    I think Im going to some haunted houses this weekend. There is a party tomorrow also.
    u kids and your parties
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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    I think Im going to some haunted houses this weekend. There is a party tomorrow also.
    That's cool, I have a Halloween party to go to tomorrow night too. I don't think there are any haunted houses around where I live.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    dukki has her now. Then I believe your next. I'll have to check the waiting list.
    i am getting tired of dukki. He is always there to cut me off if I ever get any chances
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    Kate

    did u get the list honey
    sure did
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    sure did
    ok...could you also pick me up from the airport? tonight?
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    u kids and your parties
    yay! Man, this time of the year, seems like there are parties every weekend.

    bunch of crazy college kids tisk tisk tisk...
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    i am getting tired of dukki. He is always there to cut me off if I ever get any chances

    ha, thats what he does best. That jackass
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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    yay! Man, this time of the year, seems like there are parties every weekend.

    bunch of crazy college kids tisk tisk tisk...
    then u say school work sucks...
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    That's cool, I have a Halloween party to go to tomorrow night too. I don't think there are any haunted houses around where I live.
    Are you dressing up?
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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    ha, thats what he does best. That jackass
    you better get me the girl or i will
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed500 View Post
    ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH HHTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYY then.

    I gotta go later whores, bird wants to go to the gym with me today
    u know big bird?
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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    yay! Man, this time of the year, seems like there are parties every weekend.

    bunch of crazy college kids tisk tisk tisk...
    *rolls eyes* stupid college kids.....why can't i fit in and **** a couple of those whores
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    u know big bird?
    i have it my pants...what u want with it
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    then u say school work sucks...


    I live for the weekends during the school year.
    In fact, it is the only reason I even go to school
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    ok...could you also pick me up from the airport? tonight?
    you're getting a little needy...
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    *rolls eyes* stupid college kids.....why can't i fit in and **** a couple of those whores
    wuss ...cry baby
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    you're getting a little needy...
    oh come on thats all i want....rest I can do myself
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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    Are you dressing up?
    I'm not sure yet, it's a costume party but I'm not sure if I'm dressing up or not
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    wuss ...cry baby
    no, that is all
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    wuss ...cry baby
    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    exactly
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    Hey Voland
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