'Official Postwhore Thread'

[RuhlFreak55]

I'm going out on saturday....maybe a drunken slut will try to pick me up

[calgarian]

I'm not sure yet, it's a costume party but I'm not sure if I'm dressing up or not

oh its that kind of party

[Voland]

I'm not sure yet, it's a costume party but I'm not sure if I'm dressing up or not

you're going to a costume party? dress up!

[KatsMeow]

I live for the weekends during the school year.
In fact, it is the only reason I even go to school

I live too far away from campus to even go to college parties

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

*rolls eyes* stupid college kids.....why can't i fit in and **** a couple of those whores

lol... you should dress up as Thor and go to a party and get drunk. easy like sunday morning


ev1 gets laid at halloween parties. Its an official college rule

[calgarian]

I'm going out on saturday....maybe a drunken slut will try to pick me up

and then your alarm will go off

[Voland]

I'm going out on saturday....maybe a drunken slut will try to pick me up

you're going clubbing/bar? good (i hate those places but good for you for coming out of the cave).

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

oh its that kind of party

hahaha, Kat will be dressing down

[calgarian]

you're going clubbing/bar? good (i hate those places but good for you for coming out of the cave).

u meant closet

[Voland]

I live too far away from campus to even go to college parties

college parties...lost of sluts and pervs there. Don't go.

[smokeyd]

just chillin, thinking about when i wanna leave work lol going to the rascle flats concert tonight

[calgarian]

I live too far away from campus to even go to college parties

pick me up from the airport and then we will both go.......do u want my flight #?

[Voland]

lol... you should dress up as Thor and go to a party and get drunk. easy like sunday morning


ev1 gets laid at halloween parties. Its an official college rule

I never get laid in parties, cos i never go to parties. They are moronic to me and i feel unfortable with the loud music and all the alcohol.

[calgarian]

both of my tricep hurt

[KatsMeow]

college parties...lost of sluts and pervs there. Don't go.

Nahh no college party for me, just a Halloween birthday party with some friends

[Kratos]

you're going to a costume party? dress up!

I don't know what she is, but I'm not sure I care

[calgarian]

I never get laid in parties, cos i never go to parties. They are moronic to me and i feel unfortable with the loud music and all the alcohol.

I can get laid any time I want as long as wife is not with me

[KatsMeow]

pick me up from the airport and then we will both go.......do u want my flight #?

sure what is the number...what airport are you flying into

[calgarian]

I don't know what she is, but I'm not sure I care

ever heared cover the face **** the base?

[Voland]

just chillin, thinking about when i wanna leave work lol going to the rascle flats concert tonight

lots of months since i last went to a concert...

[calgarian]

sure what is the number...what airport are you flying into

which airport is close to you Honey I Can change it just cause of u

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

I don't know what she is, but I'm not sure I care

I was thinking the same thing

[calgarian]

lots of months since i last went to a concert...

actually i never went to a concert EVER

[RuhlFreak55]

you're going to a costume party? dress up!

what's her fee? i'll pay 500 for the night

[KatsMeow]

I'm watching cops and I think it's funny that these women call the cops for Domestic violence and then they wonder when they can bail them out.

[calgarian]

what's her fee? i'll pay 500 for the night

u know dont make me come down and kick ur ass.

spend 50$ on drinks and she will go with you......just dont tell her all the girls are stupid.

[Voland]

actually i never went to a concert EVER

The last ones i remember going are Nokturnal Mortum, Vesania, Behemoth, all ironmaiden ones, amon amarth...my last one was gorgoroth

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

I never get laid in parties, cos i never go to parties. They are moronic to me and i feel unfortable with the loud music and all the alcohol.

you def have a point. There are a bunch of idiots at parties.
One I was at last year, ev1 had to leave because guys were fighting over god who knows.

So me and some friends just drove around till we saw lots of cars and found this awesome party haha. completely didn't know anybody. We just walked in saying we know Lauren...haha fun night

[calgarian]

too loud for me and I am sure I am not missing anything...

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

I'm watching cops and I think it's funny that these women call the cops for Domestic violence and then they wonder when they can bail them out.

I have a love hate relationship with that show. lol for that very reason.

[KatsMeow]

I was thinking about this one

[RuhlFreak55]

u know dont make me come down and kick ur ass.

spend 50$ on drinks and she will go with you......just dont tell her all the girls are stupid.

wouldn't 50$ on drinks prolly kill her?

[calgarian]

I was thinking about this one

**calgarian start drolling and barking

[RuhlFreak55]

I was thinking about this one

i will take her too *tries to remember where my shackles are*

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

I was thinking about this one

that is a winner!

[calgarian]

wouldn't 50$ on drinks prolly kill her?

stay away from your feminine side....which appeantly you have too much off Bozo.\
Then you think u having sex with her will kill her

[Voland]

u know dont make me come down and kick ur ass.

spend 50$ on drinks and she will go with you......just dont tell her all the girls are stupid.

or tell her, but then make her prove that she is not. Challeng her. She won't pass ofcourse. But after some big effort you say "ok....i'll mercy fvuck you..."
Oh and don't never, EVER pay drink to a girl. Thats what losers do.

[RuhlFreak55]

stay away from your feminine side....which appeantly you have too much off Bozo.\
Then you think u having sex with her will kill her

well it would be a religious experience for her...i'm quite sure of that

[KatsMeow]

glad you guys like it

[RuhlFreak55]

stay away from your feminine side....which appeantly you have too much off Bozo.\
Then you think u having sex with her will kill her

i dunno what ur talking about i don't have a feminine side