'Official Postwhore Thread'

[RuhlFreak55]

that's sweet, I think I start doing hard drugs when I'm real old, nothing to do all day and nothing to loose.

good point but wont you have kids and stuff?

[Dukkit]

you drank them? wtf?

i'm headed to go empty stomach cardio, lol

i had too

if i actually had to chew them... i would of kept dry heaving

[Dukkit]

I like going to the casino cause it's one of the few places you see old people car pooling. A bunch of que-tip heads in a buick always makes me laugh.

especially when they barely see over the seats or steering wheels

[RuhlFreak55]

we were just texting

hes busy as hell

no time to whore

earning his 6 figure salary today eh?

[Kratos]

good point but wont you have kids and stuff?

who the fvck knows
some of my bicycling friends are old (like 50) and either they got divorced young and never re-married/didn't have kids, or they have kids and the wife has got em and they make payments. In either case they smoke on bike rides frequently.

[Dukkit]

earning his 6 figure salary today eh?

hahah

not sure what his average annual income is

but its not that much im guessing

[Dukkit]

who the fvck knows
some of my bicycling friends are old (like 50) and either they got divorced young and never re-married/didn't have kids, or they have kids and the wife has got em and they make payments. In either case they smoke on bike rides frequently.

smoke the ganja?

[Kratos]

especially when they barely see over the seats or steering wheels

I bet they're all psyched up to go pull that slot machine lever, they feel young again

[RuhlFreak55]

50 isn't old....my parents are almost that and they're not old at all

[Kratos]

smoke the ganja?

yeah man, I shit you not, and you would think that would slow them down. strangly the pace increases after a smoke break.

[RuhlFreak55]

hahah

not sure what his average annual income is

but its not that much im guessing

unless i've been misunderstanding again he's a doctor......and if he doesn't make 6 figures with that then something is very wrong

[Dukkit]

50 isn't old....my parents are almost that and they're not old at all

50 is old

sorry bro

my mom is 40 and thats almost old

kratos is almost 30 and just barely almost old

poor kratos

[RuhlFreak55]

not like 6 is THAT hard to accomplish.....

[RuhlFreak55]

meh....no matter....the aging stop will occur soon....and then 1000 wont be old

[RuhlFreak55]

after that though we have to limit the kiddies ALOT

[Kratos]

one of the dudes I hang out with the most is like 56 I think, he's in incredible shape though, looks high 30's at most.

he bikes 30 miles runs 3 miles and swims 3 miles everyday
unless they plan a long ride

he still lives with his mom, it's awesome

[Dukkit]

yeah man, I shit you not, and you would think that would slow them down. strangly the pace increases after a smoke break.

probably cuz it helps numb the pain they feel as old ppl
and so they just cycle right through it

unless i've been misunderstanding again he's a doctor......and if he doesn't make 6 figures with that then something is very wrong

yeah but he owns his own lil place. he has to pay the bills. his workers. overhead. building rent, equipment. etc.
its not like hes working for some big ass rich hospital.

i spent a weekend with him and hes not rolling in the dough

plus he has a wife who stays at home needs taken care of and 2 kids

so even if hes makin that much. he aint gettin that much for himself

[RuhlFreak55]

one of the dudes I hang out with the most is like 56 I think, he's in incredible shape though, looks high 30's at most.

he bikes 30 miles runs 3 miles and swims 3 miles everyday
unless they plan a long ride

he still lives with his mom, it's awesome

his mom like 90?

[Kratos]

one of the dudes is like 48 and pretty fat, you can loose him easy on hills but he's still faster than you think he would be. He rides trial bikes and has a huge motorcycle collection. His wife told him one day she doesn't love him anymore, but they still live together cause it's cheaper for both of them.

He travels a lot for work and sleeps with hookers when he needs sex.

[Dukkit]

one of the dudes I hang out with the most is like 56 I think, he's in incredible shape though, looks high 30's at most.

he bikes 30 miles runs 3 miles and swims 3 miles everyday
unless they plan a long ride

he still lives with his mom, it's awesome

thats fukkin sweet

[Kratos]

his mom like 90?

yeah, she's mad old
they just took one of her lungs out like 6 months ago for cancer. But she's still pretty healthy for her age.

[Dukkit]

one of the dudes is like 48 and pretty fat, you can loose him easy on hills but he's still faster than you think he would be. He rides trial bikes and has a huge motorcycle collection. His wife told him one day she doesn't love him anymore, but they still live together cause it's cheaper for both of them.

He travels a lot for work and sleeps with hookers when he needs sex.

living with an ex spouse always makes for good stories

and sleeping with hookers makes even better stories

[RuhlFreak55]

well when you have a family that's how it ends up.....you don't get much till the kiddies are LONNNGGGGG gone.....if your choice was a family that's the consequence

[Dukkit]

well when you have a family that's how it ends up.....you don't get much till the kiddies are LONNNGGGGG gone.....if your choice was a family that's the consequence

i dont think he cares about the money so much buddy

[RuhlFreak55]

well i'm rollin.....time to switch buildings

[Dukkit]

later ruhl

[Dukkit]

hello

my name is DUKK

and i like to FUKK

[scibble]

yeah, dukkit, you've got me pegged pretty well LOL

(1) i am not in a high-paying specialty
(2) I gross just in 6-figs, but pay taxes, then pay self-employment tax (fvk me) and since i have no one to give benefits i have to buy my own health insurance.
(3) send one kid to private school
(4) have a wife incapable of earning, and needs her own separate expensive health insurance, and meds
(5) wallowing in med school debts forever
(6) I am a LAZY FVKTARD! i do not believe in working more than forty hours per week in order to be "rolling in dough."

so yeah, i not rolling in dough, but i keep myself and my family comfortable

[Dukkit]

yeah, dukkit, you've got me pegged pretty well LOL

(1) i am not in a high-paying specialty
(2) I gross just in 6-figs, but pay taxes, then pay self-employment tax (fvk me) and since i have no one to give benefits i have to buy my own health insurance.
(3) send one kid to private school
(4) have a wife incapable of earning, and needs her own separate expensive health insurance, and meds
(5) wallowing in med school debts forever
(6) I am a LAZY FVKTARD! i do not believe in working more than forty hours per week in order to be "rolling in dough."

so yeah, i not rolling in dough, but i keep myself and my family comfortable

thats what i figured. and i respect that

ruhl just doesnt know what real life is about

[Dukkit]

why do you only send one kid to a private school??

dont really hear parents doin that often?

SWEET.... post # 30303

[scibble]

but i also put mad amounts of money into retirement account.

thank you stock market!

[Ernst]

Bernanke says the recession could even end in '09.

It better. As I take out more and more money to pay for college it pains me knowing I'm selling at 50% of what it was last year.

[Dukkit]

plannin ahead is good

i dont have a dolla

a cent

or a rock

to my name

im just hopin i die before i need to retire. cuz im not retiring into any semblence of a decent life. ill be working till i croak

[Dukkit]

your lucky your selling it at 50% Ernst

cuz alot of ppl are worse off then that

[Kratos]

I'll be working till I die too
my little brother is crazy or perhaps an evil genious
he gets social security, disability, and food stamps forever most likely...he'll never have to work a day in his life.

[scibble]

why do you only send one kid to a private school??

dont really hear parents doin that often?

I sent them both to the jew school until this year. my girl was having problems academically (according to some teachers) so i moved to to public school and she is an ACE. and this particular public school is pretty decent. the teachers at the jew school suck ass.

so i'll let my boy stay for another year or two. one thing is they contribute admirably to a kids conduct and attitude when the kids are young. so i'll let him gain from the pre-school atmosphere and jewish holidays teaching and when he gets a little older i pull him out also. there are better schools around here.

[Kratos]

I try to only date women with jobs
I don't want to be someone's pet cash cow mooooooooooooooooo

[scibble]

plannin ahead is good

i dont have a dolla

a cent

or a rock

to my name

im just hopin i die before i need to retire. cuz im not retiring into any semblence of a decent life. ill be working till i croak

i still think you should apply to all those reality shows and get your big break !!!

[Kratos]

I sent them both to the jew school until this year. my girl was having problems academically (according to some teachers) so i moved to to public school and she is an ACE. and this particular public school is pretty decent. the teachers at the jew school suck ass.

so i'll let my boy stay for another year or two. one thing is they contribute admirably to a kids conduct and attitude when the kids are young. so i'll let him gain from the pre-school atmosphere and jewish holidays teaching and when he gets a little older i pull him out also. there are better schools around here.

send them to evangelical christian school next, that should confuse em'

[Dukkit]

i still think you should apply to all those reality shows and get your big break !!!

hah

yeah i was watchin the "tool academy" on VH1 last night

and i could so go on there and just pretend to be a douche

but "real world" would be fun

fukk the survivor shit. i dont wanna sleep in a bed of snakes and eat rat nuts