'Official Postwhore Thread'

[oneshot]

hey HEY hey

[Ernst]

you can get what you want if you pay the girl cash!!!!

Isn't that always the case.

[Ernst]

I need to go sleep off this bacon and second hand smoke feeling. Yech.

[Kratos]

time to go out with psych chick to eat...wish I had clean underwear to wear
someone should invent a machine to make my dirty clothes clean

[Skully44420]

hey whores

[scibble]

I've had broken ribs before. Downright shattered really. Too much damage. My ribs still make popping sounds when I stretch.

i wish it were only when i stretch. and i wish it were only noises...

[scibble]

went to the gym...shit

no problem with cable flyes but i couldn't do but 60% of my usual max on dumbell incline presses or chest presses due to rib cage pain...

[RuhlFreak55]

go to the doc scibult.....oh wait....u are a doc.....fix urself


and with that...ruhl is in bed

[scibble]

that's like telling me to eat where I crap LOL

[D7M]

I missed the story Scibble,

are the ribs broken or just bruised?

[scibble]

i am going by how it feels. it feels like a cracked or broken rib and bruised muscles.

worst thing is getting up out of bed. once i lie in bed i'm like a turtle turned on its back. i go through all these twists and shimmies getting out of there, terrible

[scibble]

here's a secret about dukkit.

ready?


he has a half-filled aquarium in his den with a dead six-inch shark. it's like the family pet or something

[D7M]

I feel your pain

Had me some bruised up ribs before

no fun at all.

and forget it if you sneeze hard or cough or laugh

[D7M]

here's a secret about dukkit.

ready?


he has a half-filled aquarium in his den with a dead six-inch shark. it's like the family pet or something

lmao!

that's fcking awesome

[scibble]

or go over a bump in the road. or take a tight turn riding in a car. i figure i'll be hurting for another week or two at least...

[scibble]

i thought it was funny. but he says he was waiting for it to die so they could get rid of the aquarium; he didn't want to kill it the quick way, so he just let it slowly starve in the putrid water

[scibble]

i dont have cable, so i got the chance to see shows i never knew about, like "solitary", and that skateboard dude with the fat black friend and the bulldog show...

[D7M]

omg...

so it is dead now?

does it stink?

[D7M]

i dont have cable, so i got the chance to see shows i never knew about, like "solitary", and that skateboard dude with the fat black friend and the bulldog show...

I have no clue about them

i got cable, but never even watch tv except when my girl is here

[scibble]

no it does not stink...

i'm like "is this the shark you told me about?" and he stares at this thing and finally realizes it is and he's like "that's the shark!" and tells me they been just waiting for it to die finally. LOLZ

i believe one day soon he will dispose of the shark and its nasty home.

[scibble]

so yeah, dukkit is a fun person to hang with. he's got a nice little home there, very nice and comfy.

[scibble]

and it was awesome nice he let me crash at his place

[D7M]

that's cool, that's cool

he seems like he'd be fun to hang with

what'd you guys do? anything cool going on on Pa?

[scibble]

we went to this big event sponsored by the big local radio station they have every year. it's up in the Pokinoes. Lots of peeps build these crazy sleds out of cardboard and tape, and one by one they sled down the mountain, crashing or falling to pieces many of them. There was a huge crowd, so many people lots of them drinking.

Was some fun but lots of peeps throwing snowballs at the sledders and after a bit some girl got hit in the eye and later some fight broke out between throwers and people that got hit so they called off the event early. Pft if I cared, had fun anyway.

We also went to see the movie The Watchmen

[scibble]

Otherwise we just ate constantly in restaurants. We went to see the main "happening" street in Philly for nightlife, which is South Street. One big long long street all lit up with shops, bars, tattoo parlors, and restaurants.

[scibble]

I also admire dukkit's lack of self-consciousness as he hurls comments at passing girls LOL

A girl walks by and he's like "hi, how you doin?....I love you!" or "you're beautiful!" and so on. cracks me up.

[RuhlFreak55]

my brand ****ing new blender is self destructing and putting metal shards into my shakes.....i'm so gonna sue GE

[scibble]

you'd have to swallow one of them shards and suffer injury before you even have a chance dude

[D7M]

cool, cool

yep, I'm originally from Philly. Last year went to visit a friend down there, and we went to south street...and I just couldn't stand it...I'm getting to old for that.

the sledding thing sounds pretty fun.

[scibble]

if it's brand new just return it...

that's the wave of the future...crappy shit made in China, cheap and meant to last all of a week before going to the landfill.

[D7M]

go to Walmart, Ruhl

I got a p.o.s. no name blender there years ago and it's still purring

[scibble]

cool, cool

yep, I'm originally from Philly. Last year went to visit a friend down there, and we went to south street...and I just couldn't stand it...I'm getting to old for that.

the sledding thing sounds pretty fun.

what part you didn't like? we mainly just took in the sights there and ate.

[D7M]

the bars and shit...

she wanted to go to like every fcking bar, and it got annoying

I have no patience for bars or clubs anymore

all I wanted to do was go back to her place, bang her, and go to bed

[scibble]

the bars and shit...

she wanted to go to like every fcking bar, and it got annoying

I have no patience for bars or clubs anymore

all I wanted to do was go back to her place, bang her, and go to bed

yeah, ya gotta be in the mood for that. plus i wouldn't be into going to a bar or club once i already had a girl, like what's the point? hahaha

did you finally get to go back to her place etc.???

[D7M]

did you finally get to go back to her place etc.???

yah, as that was my whole reason in going up there

[scibble]

how far away you from philly now?

[D7M]

I guess, what 2.5 hrs or so...

I'm in DC

[scibble]

hmm....funny how everything is so close on the east coast.

how you like living in DC?

[scibble]

hi kitty kitty kitty !

[scibble]

yeah, and i weighed myself today. so frustrating, i went down to 173-something.