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  1. 03-09-2009, 09:04 AM #135201
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Brian on any anti-anxiety medications?
    haha. no sir!!
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    Driving in the city you have to be aggressive or you'll never actually move. Trying to make a left turn is out of the question unless you approach at 60mph right as a small gap appears in oncoming traffic...
    exactly. its a battlefield of cars out there. gotta make war on them mutha fukkas!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    haha
    even if we did hang around sluts... you would of been shy scibble. lol

    I guess I should just stay inside my wittle itty bitty box
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    I guess I should just stay inside my wittle itty bitty box
    lol

    or did you see how me and brian were... at least initiating contact with any girl we came across.... you gotta start practicing that

    like i said.. the law of averages... the more girls you talk too. the better chances of gettin one into bed
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    though my other passenger never complained.
    really young people (a) have no sense of mortality, (b) a guy isn't going to say anything cuz his friends would call him a wus (c) most of the chicks who ride with dukkit DO freak out.

    (d) i never really complained. had a good time. just made jokes cuz it was exciting watching someone drive 65 - 70 on the highway while texting, no hands.

    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Driving in the city you have to be aggressive or you'll never actually move. .
    this wasn't "in the city", we're talking highway driving here.

    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    lol
    did you see how me and brian were... at least initiating contact with any girl we came across.... you gotta start practicing that

    like i said.. the law of averages... the more girls you talk too. the better chances of gettin one into bed
    Brian did nothing of the kind. He was about like I was. Anyway, just cuz I dont shout "hey baby...I love you... you're beautiful...I want you to have my baby" to girls driving or walking by does not mean that I am too shy to meet girls.

    I DO find it helpful to be in the company of girls or at least have an opportunity to meet them in a social setting. I guess dukkit was afraid I'd cramp his style.

    no problem, i ca dig it YO !
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    really young people (a) have no sense of mortality, (b) a guy isn't going to say anything cuz his friends would call him a wus (c) most of the chicks who ride with dukkit DO freak out.

    (d) i never really complained. had a good time. just made jokes cuz it was exciting watching someone drive 65 - 70 on the highway while texting, no hands.

    this wasn't "in the city", we're talking highway driving here.


    Brian did nothing of the kind. He was about like I was. Anyway, just cuz I dont shout "hey baby...I love you... you're beautiful...I want you to have my baby" to girls driving or walking by does not mean that I am too shy to meet girls.

    I DO find it helpful to be in the company of girls or at least have an opportunity to meet them in a social setting. I guess dukkit was afraid I'd cramp his style.

    no problem, i ca dig it YO !
    i know you didnt complain. im just busting your balls. and driving 80 while texting is a skill one must hone over many moons son. LOL

    brian is a little shy too

    i only yelled those things for fun and laughs. if i wanted to pick the chicks up i would of put my game face on and went with other tactics.

    but its still the same principle

    also i told you... i fly solo when i go after girls. more of my element
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    I'm just an asshole.

    For some reason I attract women that way.

    Maybe that's why they're all damaged goods.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I'm just a sexy beast of an asshole.

    For some reason I attract women that way.

    Maybe that's why they're all damaged goods.
    corrected
    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    And I'm just a small slllluuuuuuuutttttt
    corrected

    haaha
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    thanks dukk, (i mean sincerely)

    i know you could of ripped me a new asshole here but you didn't. i appreciate your "vibe" or whatever
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    thanks dukk, (i mean sincerely)

    i know you could of ripped me a new asshole here but you didn't. i appreciate your "vibe" or whatever
    what? why would i rip you a new asshole?

    no reason for that buddy!

    attention all whores.... scibble is a great houseguest whose fun to chill with and i recommend you all have hang out with him if you ever have the chance
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    bank chick has made many comments about my driving style not being good
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    apparently it's a feeling of impending death to ride in my passanger seat as well
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    My ex wanted to tape me and send it in as an audition to a tv show. I cuss animatedly while I drive and am fond of going fast.
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    maybe there is a reason I keep getting put in driver retraining
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    apparently it's a feeling of impending death to ride in my passanger seat as well
    my brothers and dad say the same of me.....and yet i'm the only one that has not had an accident........that business with the toyota doesn't count....she skidded to a halt to allow someone to run a red light.....WHO DOES THAT?????
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    we're doing tunneling through a potential barrier in physics...and yea....i don't even know where to start on the homework due tomorrow...
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    I had to take plenty of physics...I didn't like it past the first semester...that's when it started to get hard
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    my brothers and dad say the same of me.....and yet i'm the only one that has not had an accident........that business with the toyota doesn't count....she skidded to a halt to allow someone to run a red light.....WHO DOES THAT?????
    what happend again? You skidded and hit a toyota or didn't hit a toyota?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    what happend again? You skidded and hit a toyota or didn't hit a toyota?
    it was raining....i skidded....hit the stupid bitch....green arrow means go...not go and then abruptly stop But i will never admit that it was my fault...because it wasn't....she shouldn't have done what she did....and that action caused me to hit her, no way i couldn't have....
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    it was raining....i skidded....hit the stupid bitch....green arrow means go...not go and then abruptly stop But i will never admit that it was my fault...because it wasn't....she shouldn't have done what she did....and that action caused me to hit her, no way i couldn't have....
    so, you pounded her up the ass while she was taking a left?
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    heheh

    looks like we are all crazy drivers

    we should have a AR's Race of the Whores!!!
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    my two accidents
    drove car into a river on new years while totally hammered, and it was snowing and ice outside.

    red light turned green, car in front of me started to go, took my foot off the brake and looked down at my cell phone as I started to roll forward. The car in front of me hadn't moved. She took her foot off the brake and put it right back on. It was a seebring convt. , the bumper got a little crack in it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    so, you pounded her up the ass while she was taking a left?
    yes...well i was taking a left too.......she stopped abruptly for absolutely NO reason that i could see....and believe me i was analyzing the situation in front of her
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    yes...well i was taking a left too.......she stopped abruptly for absolutely NO reason that i could see....and believe me i was analyzing the situation in front of her
    h8 to break it to you, but that was totally your fault, that's the law
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    h8 to break it to you, but that was totally your fault, that's the law
    the law is what i say it is
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    someone did the same thing to me at an intersection...only going straight.
    car locked up brakes and stoped as fast as it could for what seemed like no reason.
    I was behind them on my motorcycle. Front wheel locked, and I got to try out my frame sliders. Suprizingly no real damage to my bike. It hurt like a bastard, turned a pair of jeans to rags. Lots of scabs for a week or two.

    Bike wouldn't start cause the tip over switch got triggered. I was pissed, but really it was my fault...following too close.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
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    Most people suck at driving. My favorite move is when somebody turns their signal to go left and then turns right cutting you off. I feel like shooting these people in the face
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    I'm on Spring Break this week...maybe I'll drive over to Daytona tomorrow
    go to Panama City, it's off the hook
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