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  1. 03-05-2009, 08:02 AM #134801
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    diablo!!! your jewish??

    oh my
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    diablo!!! your jewish??

    oh my
    lol..

    Oh my G-D! lol
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    I can speak decent German. Have real trouble with some dialects though.
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    i once F*cked a German girl in London..
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    I have never f*cked a German girl
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    Hell, I've never stuck my dick in anything that wasn't white and American.

    I could have nailed all the Mexican pussay I wanted in Tijuana... but you don't know where that pussay has been!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I have never f*cked a German girl
    mmmm german.....


    hehe i ****ed a canadian....well more accurately i made love to her beautiful body
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Hell, I've never stuck my dick in anything that wasn't white and American.

    I could have nailed all the Mexican pussay I wanted in Tijuana... but you don't know where that pussay has been!
    From the wize words of Dukkit...

    P*ssy is p*ssy

    A begger cant be a chooser! lol
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    i've never put it in anything white AND american LOL

    they speak both english and afrikaans . i thought everyone knew that.

    i was WRONG hahha
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    dukki has a shit ton of work to do today cuz he wont be here tomorrow

    so ill see ya guys in a bit
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    i've never put it in anything white AND american LOL

    they speak both english and afrikaans . i thought everyone knew that.

    i was WRONG hahha
    English is the "second" language... Susan the South African told me so... far be it from me to question why.

    but yes, it is one of the official languages there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    i've never put it in anything white AND american LOL

    they speak both english and afrikaans . i thought everyone knew that.

    i was WRONG hahha
    lol

    I hate Afrikaans..
    the only nice thing is that it feels so great to swear in it..
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    English is the "second" language... Susan the South African told me so... far be it from me to question why.

    but yes, it is one of the official languages there.
    Susan...lmfao! hahahhahaahah

    Where did u meet Susan... that is a real South African Afrikaans name for a female
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    Quote Originally Posted by *El Diablo* View Post
    Susan...lmfao! hahahhahaahah

    Where did u meet Susan... that is a real South African Afrikaans name for a female
    I met Susan while she was working with me. I asked her about her accent, and she told me about Afrikaans. Her English was like nothing I've ever heard, definite Germanic accent. But then, she's the only South African I know, so I don;t have much to compare it to.
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    we need seven more for a minyan lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    we need seven more for a minyan lol
    huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    we need seven more for a minyan lol
    lmfao...

    Im sure we can find them on here... sumwhere?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I met Susan while she was working with me. I asked her about her accent, and she told me about Afrikaans. Her English was like nothing I've ever heard, definite Germanic accent. But then, she's the only South African I know, so I don;t have much to compare it to.
    lmfao!//u say it funny!

    yeah its got a German Dutch relation to it.
    I hate it..
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    im out boys... going home now

    chatlata
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    Later sick puppy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    mmmm german.....


    hehe i ****ed a canadian....well more accurately i made love to her beautiful body
    I was watching law and order SVU last night
    one of the detectives said "Most stalkers don't stop until they find a new target."
    her having a baby and a husband isn't enough?
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    bank chick is gonna come over and touch my bird tonight
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    later Diablo

    hello Kratos
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    yet another episode of the ....KRATOS and RUHLY SHOOOOOOOW ... [cymbal crash]
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    yet another episode of the ....kratos and ruhly shooooooow ... [cymbal crash]
    dun dun duuunnnn!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    yet another episode of the ....KRATOS and RUHLY SHOOOOOOOW ... [cymbal crash]
    the kid needs a voice of reason in his dilusional life of solitude, not my fault he baits me in
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    so 19y/o chick says she's sorry she hasn't called lately
    she's been a little infatuated with her new bf
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    I do miss her extremely strong vagina muscles and love for having a penis stuffed inside her
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    when she'd get close to orgasm, it was like having your dick strangled but by the most slippery hand in the universe. felt like nothing else.
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    gonna go get coffee
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    and I return from my travels to nothing
    oh well, at least I got my iced coffee to talk to
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    im really fukkin busy at work and its making me grumpy
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    so sry to interupt, didn't know you were busy with big business
    when I get busy I get overwhelmed and do nothing, then the problem solves itself
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    so sry to interupt, didn't know you were busy with big business
    when I get busy I get overwhelmed and do nothing, then the problem solves itself
    if i do nothing... then it will just be here for me on monday to do. and it will be 3 times worse

    so ill do it now

    though it pains me so. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I do miss her extremely strong vagina muscles and love for having a penis stuffed inside her
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    when she'd get close to orgasm, it was like having your dick strangled but by the most slippery hand in the universe. felt like nothing else.
    you are a poet Kratos...i think you've missed your calling HAHAHAHA
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    if i do nothing... then it will just be here for me on monday to do. and it will be 3 times worse

    so ill do it now

    though it pains me so. lol
    when dukkit gets too busy he feels strangled,

    but by the most slippery hand in the universe !!!! LMAO
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    this sucks
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    Step back dukkit, take a deep breath, and get your shit done!
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