'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

fvck you guys then.

oh im sorry

did you say something?

[Dukkit]

the sandwich girl situation is a complicated one
ok, I'll explain
not only does she work at the sandwich shop near my office
on saturday nights and sometimes tuesdays, she works part time at the liquor store about 3 doors down from my house.
could be bad for business if I have another chick over
but she's cute, it she gives me an opening I'll take it

who cares
do it

you arent marrying her.

[Kratos]

psych chicks new puppy is a little cock blocker
and it bites me

[Dukkit]

psych chicks new puppy is a little cock blocker
and it bites me

haha

[Ernst]

Time to go frolic in filth.

[Kratos]

so dukkit, do you think I'm wrong for holding the fat guy pics against bank chick? or justified?
either way I'm going to, but I was wondering what you would do

[Dukkit]

so dukkit, do you think I'm wrong for holding the fat guy pics against bank chick? or justified?
either way I'm going to, but I was wondering what you would do

oh no, im with you bud

when i start fukkin a chick, even if we arent b/f and g/f. i still think of her as mine. and if i came across pics of her hanging all drunk on another guy. id feel some type of way.

plus i think you wanted to cut her loose in the first place for other reasons (clingy, not the hottest) and your using this as a reason. which is understandable.

so all in all.... your justified

[Dukkit]

i feel old

[Dukkit]

fukk this

i quit

lol

[Kratos]

falkin skank

[Kratos]

fukk this

i quit

lol

psh, I turn 30 in 5 months

[Dukkit]

falkin skank

psh, I turn 30 in 5 months

oh man. your gonna die soon

bummer dude

[IM708]

^^^^R'nt you going to be retiring in 16 posts?

[Dukkit]

^^^^R'nt you going to be retiring in 16 posts?

its a serious possibility

unless the need for me becomes to great

hahahah

[Dukkit]

as long as i dont recieve a million texts everyday from members on the board askin me to come whore with them
lol

[IM708]

its a serious possibility

unless the need for me becomes to great

hahahah

I get the feeling it will be the latter of the two options...

[Kratos]

so how would you dump her dukkit
txt message? like for example "I don't think we should date anymore"
phone call?
do nothing?

[Dukkit]

I get the feeling it will be the latter of the two options...

lol
id like to help out in the Q and A more. but i dont have the patience for newbs. so i only go in there from time to time. i dont care about politics or religion. im not well versed on diets and training technques. so im stuck whoring. doin what i do best

so how would you dump her dukkit
txt message? like for example "I don't think we should date anymore"
phone call?
do nothing?

oh so many ways. you can just keep ignoring her. or ignore her for a few days then text her that youve been busy and dont have time right now for a serious dating thing.

or just call her up and say that shes cool but you dont feel a certain connection that your lookin for

it goes on and on....

id just play the ignore her texts and calls for a few days.

then eventually she'll send you a dear john text and you can play it off from there

[Chode Logan]

Speed bag that bitches ovaries.

[Dukkit]

Speed bag that bitches ovaries.

[Dukkit]

hi chode-ster!!

[Chode Logan]

Hello my dear friends, how do you do?

[Dukkit]

Hello my dear friends, how do you do?

oh im just peachy!!

wonderful!

super duper!

gettin off work in 40 mins then off to the gym for back day

yeah son!!

[Kratos]

I kinda want her to know why she's dumped so she has no reason to be mad at me. Hve only herself to blame, that little skeet.

[Dukkit]

you spin me right round, baby, right round

[Dukkit]

I kinda want her to know why she's dumped so she has no reason to be mad at me. Hve only herself to blame, that little skeet.

well in that case... text that cum dumpster up and tell that hoe that her and chunky fukk boy look good together.

[Dukkit]

my CEO is goin to the doc tonight for TRT

he already got approved for it. just has to get the script.

his doc is tryin to give him gel though.

i told him to tell the doc to take that gel and rub one out with it and give him injections

[Dukkit]

6 more posts


*sniffle*
edit 1
what if i dont make anymore posts and just keep going back and editing exsiting ones with current info?

aahah

edit 2
that way i dont ever reach 30,000 posts
but can still whore

edit 3
and you guys will just have to go back like 80 pages to find where i edited
lol

edit 4
or i could just join another site and whore there and forget all about this place

but i love you guys

edit 5
where you guys at?

[Dukkit]

one of my workers just brought me a cookie

my workers love me.

or maybe they are tryin to off me??
poison cookie?

[Kratos]

4 to go, you can do it

[Dukkit]

fukk it... lets whore

[Dukkit]

and then there was 2


ah... ah... ah


2 bats in the bellfry

[Dukkit]

uh oh.... is there one more?
oh my

oh me, oh my

"please try again in 6 seconds"

[Chode Logan]

You're not going to retire dukki dont lie to us.

[Chode Logan]

Balls!

[Dukkit]

30,000


thats right!!!!!!!!!!!!

im a whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!

king whore to be exact!!!!!!!!!!

[Kratos]

push the red button dukkit

[Kratos]

next stop 40k? c'mon, you can do it

[Chode Logan]

Thats a buttload of posts.

[scibble]

eh, big deal..

ahahhahahaha