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    Off to class.

    Later whores.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    what colors are Reed gay pants?
    light purple

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    its all good

    i say forget it all

    and just whore

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    im goin for all anal sex with women now

    no more baby making for me

    hahahahaha

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    leg day today

    gonna fukk that 45 pound bar up soo bad!!!

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    hmm chicken and oats

    life is good

    oh and i had a texas cinnamon roll earlier

    fatness

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    i am not emotionally available as of right now

    cutting all emotions off

    except for the primal ones... like fukkin that back out

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    heres my life plan....

    fukk

    whore

    sleep

    eat

    lift

    juice

    fukk

    whore

    sleep

    eat

    lift

    juice

    and maybe work a lil in between

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    my mom wants a grandchild


    im gonna leave that task up to my lil bro

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    fine

    ill stop talkin

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    heres my life plan....

    fukk

    whore

    sleep

    eat

    lift

    juice

    fukk

    whore

    sleep

    eat

    lift

    juice

    and maybe work a lil in between
    why waste time with work???

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    Quote Originally Posted by scerpico22 View Post
    why waste time with work???
    just for shits and giggles

    and so the government doesnt come down on me.

    you know... its like an undercover thing

    i work. so that i can make more money illegally

    hahahahahaah

    i wish

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    or get money to buy illegal stuff

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    I might have found a way to get my bloodtests done for super cheap!!

    thru the school health services!

    the only reason i didn't wanna do that is 'cause i don't want my rents to see a bill or anything, but they won't if i pay it off right away

    but i probably shouldn't tell the doc for student health servies exactly why i'm getting my free test/estrogen labs drawn, i'll just say it's my testicle thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by scerpico22 View Post
    or get money to buy illegal stuff
    totally
    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    I might have found a way to get my bloodtests done for super cheap!!

    thru the school health services!

    the only reason i didn't wanna do that is 'cause i don't want my rents to see a bill or anything, but they won't if i pay it off right away

    but i probably shouldn't tell the doc for student health servies exactly why i'm getting my free test/estrogen labs drawn, i'll just say it's my testicle thing
    awesome.. and your makin a bigger deal out of it then you need to.

    just freakin ask em for the tests. stop bein paranoid

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    totally


    awesome.. and your makin a bigger deal out of it then you need to.

    just freakin ask em for the tests. stop bein paranoid
    alright, big bro

    I will take that advice...i'm just excited. it will be MUCH cheaper than going ot the local clinic, that's all i'm sayin'

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    I'd watch a reality show on Animal Gear's life I think. It'd be fun watching him on camara getting all anxious about stuff all day. Like the Trueman show only he would know the camaras are there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I'd watch a reality show on Animal Gear's life I think. It'd be fun watching him on camara getting all anxious about stuff all day. Like the Trueman show only he would know the camaras are there.
    well i'd cover the anxiety part of the show

    and my gf and all her sorority sisters would cover the DRAMA part

    and i do steroids , and smoke weed and get into all sorts of shenanigans

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    my boss called me this morning, he wants me to go to a dinner meeting with him on Thursday with some doc. WTF, work cutting into my thursday night.

    When I grow up I want to be a yes man...oh wait, I wanted to be a pilot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I'd watch a reality show on Animal Gear's life I think. It'd be fun watching him on camara getting all anxious about stuff all day. Like the Trueman show only he would know the camaras are there.
    lol

    it would be a cute show

    id watch. as long as it was on wed nights

    those are usually my free nights

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    my boss called me this morning, he wants me to go to a dinner meeting with him on Thursday with some doc. WTF, work cutting into my thursday night.

    When I grow up I want to be a yes man...oh wait, I wanted to be a pilot
    why didnt you pursue that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    why didnt you pursue that?
    I started to, I knew a pilot who flew 747's and he taught me to fly a bit. Then, idk thought I'd get board sitting in a chair for hours on end with it on auto pilot. Now I realize I should have done that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    well i'd cover the anxiety part of the show

    and my gf and all her sorority sisters would cover the DRAMA part and it would keep dirty old men watching

    and i do steroids, and smoke weed and get into all sorts of shenanigans
    you and me both sister

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    i get ya kratos

    and animal... get a camera and set up a website
    start your own show

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    what did you want to be as a kid?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    what did you want to be as a kid?
    nothing... never had any goals as a kid

    or now for that matter

    its sad. i know i should.

    just cant ever think of something that will make me happy doin it for the rest of my life

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    I think animal gear should make a documentary on using steroids
    "well I was 135 pounds and thanks to steroids, I'm 135 pounds."

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    i never even had stupid dreams like "oh i wanna be an astronaut"
    or anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    you need a fast motorcycle... make that 25 mile trip in 5 mins!!

    and nice weight.. how tall are you... in inches? lol
    I'm back.

    Lmao, a bike in Ireland are you insane. People here can't see ****ing cars, trucks etc so you can imagine me on a bike.

    I'm 5ft 11 man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I think animal gear should make a documentary on using steroids
    "well I was 135 pounds and thanks to steroids, I'm 135 pounds."
    hahahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    nothing... never had any goals as a kid

    or now for that matter

    its sad. i know i should.

    just cant ever think of something that will make me happy doin it for the rest of my life
    really? nothing?
    pro-athlete, mercenary hit man for hire, nothing got you excited? that sucks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damien_C View Post
    I'm back.

    Lmao, a bike in Ireland are you insane. People here can't see ****ing cars, trucks etc so you can imagine me on a bike.

    I'm 5ft 11 man.
    they dont need to see you

    youll be doin 120kmh

    they will just see a blur

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    hey guys

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    really? nothing?
    pro-athlete, mercenary hit man for hire, nothing got you excited? that sucks
    nope

    nothing

    i can honestly look back at my childhood and cant remember ever wanting to really pick a career or dream job

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    they dont need to see you

    youll be doin 120kmh

    they will just see a blur
    Lmao, 70mph aint fast I do about 90mph all the time on the motorway road lol. The road is boring.

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    i meant 120 mph

    lol

    and Kratos... i did want to be Wolverine for a few years

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    when I was in 2nd grade my parents took me on vacation to disney world. I couldn't sleep at night for 2 weeks before the trip. I didn't give a falk about mickey mouse. We were taking an airplane to FLA, my first flight. I got to meet the pilot and look in the cockpit.

    Now I fly all the time for work and hate it.

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    hi kats

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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    hey guys

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i meant 120 mph

    lol

    and Kratos... i did want to be Wolverine for a few years
    Your a stunning man Dukk My car will be flat out at 120mph lmao.

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