'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Kratos]

my bike will do 170 and stopping for the police is optional

[Dukkit]

i just got a bloody nose

gay

[Kratos]

so one of the brain surgeons I met with was consulting for a small start up company
they thought it was a good idea to etch the titanium screws and then they wondered why they kept breaking.
wtf dumb ass, if you etch titanium it creates micro-fractures in the metal. Of course they broke. Why did you need me to tell you that and what kind of dumb fvck engineers were working there?

[DCI]

Lol, a bike will clearly win on top speed generally compared to a car My gearbox is really short on the car only geared to 130mph makes accerlating fun

Fastest I've been is 160mph in a GTR Skyline.

[Dukkit]

so one of the brain surgeons I met with was consulting for a small start up company
they thought it was a good idea to etch the titanium screws and then they wondered why they kept breaking.
wtf dumb ass, if you etch titanium it creates micro-fractures in the metal. Of course they broke. Why did you need me to tell you that and what kind of dumb fvck engineers were working there?

lol

kratos is god

[Kratos]

i just got a bloody nose

gay

pack it with nose candy...it won't stop the bleeding, but you'll get pretty messed up.

[DCI]

i just got a bloody nose

gay

Should I hurl abuse or not

so one of the brain surgeons I met with was consulting for a small start up company
they thought it was a good idea to etch the titanium screws and then they wondered why they kept breaking.
wtf dumb ass, if you etch titanium it creates micro-fractures in the metal. Of course they broke. Why did you need me to tell you that and what kind of dumb fvck engineers were working there?

That's retarded. You work with metal Bud?

[Dukkit]

Lol, a bike will clearly win on top speed generally compared to a car My gearbox is really short on the car only geared to 130mph makes accerlating fun

Fastest I've been is 160mph in a GTR Skyline.

i got to 140 in a porche once

that was fun

wouldnt mind that everyday

[Matt]

Come on Man Utd.............................

[Dukkit]

pack it with nose candy...it won't stop the bleeding, but you'll get pretty messed up.

i think thats the reason in the first place

to much nose candy back in the day

[Kratos]

That's retarded. You work with metal Bud?

only as it applies to surgery
I guess they thought the bone would grow tighter into the rough surface...stupid ideas, plenty of them out there.

[Dukkit]

Lol, a bike will clearly win on top speed generally compared to a car My gearbox is really short on the car only geared to 130mph makes accerlating fun

Fastest I've been is 160mph in a GTR Skyline.

i used to get my old Lincoln to 120 mph almost everyday driving to work

this was when i lived in the middle of nowhere

like you damien

[Kratos]

my first car
1986 buick regal
got that baby up to 110 or at least that's my estimation
it had not a round speedo, but a long one like a rectangle. the needle was pretty far gone past 85

funny how the speedo would wobble at low speed

anyway at whatever speed it was, it was experiencing some serious nose lift. What was an extremely vague feeling steering wheel became extremely without any sensation of the road. peice of shit cars, gotta love em

[Kratos]

my current car, haven't done a true high speed run with it yet but I'm sure I've been over 100.

my record on 4 wheels would be in my last saab, hit maybe 140's

[Dukkit]

my first car
1986 buick regal
got that baby up to 110 or at least that's my estimation
it had not a round speedo, but a long one like a rectangle. the needle was pretty far gone past 85

funny how the speedo would wobble at low speed

anyway at whatever speed it was, it was experiencing some serious nose lift. What was an extremely vague feeling steering wheel became extremely without any sensation of the road. peice of shit cars, gotta love em

yep

my lincoln was a 1976

it weighed 3 tons
and it was 17 feet long

huge fukkin boat

and at 120 mph it was just you were floating

[Kratos]

lol

kratos is god

nah, I'm just around this crap enough
anyway, I don't get to explain myslef like that in real life. I have to be all PC and not hurt doctor's feelings.

[DCI]

i got to 140 in a porche once

that was fun

wouldnt mind that everyday

Nice Porsches sound well But as 2 and a half men call em chick cars

only as it applies to surgery
I guess they thought the bone would grow tighter into the rough surface...stupid ideas, plenty of them out there.

True there are plenty of stupid ideas out there.

i used to get my old Lincoln to 120 mph almost everyday driving to work

this was when i lived in the middle of nowhere

like you damien

Lol, flat out I like it I don't live in the middle of no where but I'm paranoid about me car and dickheads denting the doors etc. I'm a weirdo like that.

my current car, haven't done a true high speed run with it yet but I'm sure I've been over 100.

my record on 4 wheels would be in my last saab, hit maybe 140's

I was flat out in the old mans car before 140mph like yourself.

[DCI]

nah, I'm just around this crap enough
anyway, I don't get to explain myslef like that in real life. I have to be all PC and not hurt doctor's feelings.

I would tell em straight like you did hear. I ****ing hate doctors majority of em in Ireland are ****ing inbreds.

[Dukkit]

alright boys

im off

to the gym

to do legs

boooooooo!!!!!

[Kratos]

I was flat out in the old mans car before 140mph like yourself.

it didn't even feel dangerous being in a modern car and our interstates can handle it ok...I mean it wouldn't be safe if everybody was doing it. The stardards for interstate coners keep things within reason. If a mini-van can't take the corner at 130 on the highway, they find another way to build it. I was more afraid of losing my licence if a cop caught me doing it.

[DCI]

Ohh I'd have been banned here too. I agree too about the new cars being able to handle it. Anything really since 95 over here in Europe can handle 100+ for long periods without being scared by it really.

The best for stability really for me though was the GTR it felt well planted at that speed. But then it did have like 5k worth of suspension etc on the thing.

[peachfuzz]

lazy whores.

[DSM4Life]

oh snapsssss

[Ernst]

Bump to the top.

[Matt]

sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup

[Matt]

people people you must all stand up

[Matt]

we love you America

[scibble]

sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup

do you have to make so much noise when you eating vaj ????

[Kratos]

I'm going to go out with bank chick 2 again tomorrow
except she says we have to act like civilized adults, and not the absudity that went on Friday. Does that mean no sex?

[Kratos]

maybe just not getting sloppy drunk?
I hope that's what she means

[scibble]

sounds like she is uptight and cant have fun unless she drunk but once she sobers up she has a guilt complex. problem is you cant have a relationship with someone who has to be drunk 24/7 to have fun

[scibble]

should've just asked her 'what's that mean?'

[scibble]

then again she could've just been spewing, afterwards saying to herself 'wtf , why did i say that? what's he gonna think that means. i hope he doesn't think i dont want his penis again...'

LOL

so just ignore it, like some kind of girl's brain fart

[Brown Ninja]

so you did have sex with her after she passed out?

[Brown Ninja]

I like your style

[Reed]

these whores

[Phate]

how're my whores doing

[Ernst]

Do I have to bump this again?

[Kratos]

should've just asked her 'what's that mean?'

I played dumb like I ddin't know what she was talking about. I can't stay up until 6am on a work night anyway. I think she wanted me to think she doesn't slut around and that was unusual behavior for her.

[Kratos]

so you did have sex with her after she passed out?

before, I didn't stick around until she passed out