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  1. 02-25-2009, 08:39 AM #131721
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by *El Diablo* View Post
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    where the hell are my god damn, sukka mutha fukka, slut bags bunch of post whores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    i'm mostly sleeping.....and thinking about taking a sledgehammer to my knee
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i'm mostly sleeping.....and thinking about taking a sledgehammer to my knee
    hey i need some economics info from you. im having trouble describing something with IS-LM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i'm mostly sleeping.....and thinking about taking a sledgehammer to my knee
    its called rest.... and not overtraining... both of which you dont do enough of

    and now your body is telling you to STOP!!!
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    so, I'm going out with bank chick 2 again tonight
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    so, I'm going out with bank chick 2 again tonight
    its a trap
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    she said we have to act like civilized adults, and no absudity
    no lets go over to this other bar cause I need to talk to the DJ
    no 5 o'clock in the morning, it's getting hot in here I need to open all the windows
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i'm mostly sleeping.....and thinking about taking a sledgehammer to my knee
    cause you didn't listen to papa kratos when you had the chance, now chances are you've done real damage
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    I think she wants a normal date with no sex? I don't think that's a good idea, I only called he back because of the absurdity.
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    my power stearing pump shot out all it's fluid all over the engine and now it's difficult to turn. I gotta call the saab dealer right away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I think she wants a normal date with no sex? I don't think that's a good idea, I only called he back because of the absurdity.
    wait, what? this is the girl who lap danced ya? and made you wait a few hours for sex?
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    my power stearing pump shot out all it's fluid all over the engine and now it's difficult to turn. I gotta call the saab dealer right away.
    oh fun
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    wait, what? this is the girl who lap danced ya? and made you wait a few hours for sex?

    yeah her
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
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    would you like to wash me clean mister reed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos;445***4
    yeah her
    oh no. i dont like the sound of that

    shes gonna start playin games and controlling her vag.

    you need to put an end to that and dick her down good.

    make her think of you sexing her up 24/7

    lol
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    so my buddy (who started juicing same time as me) went to the doc's yesterday
    he's not on right now so BP was fine

    "hmmm it seems you've gained 26 pounds since your last visit."
    "Is this normal for you? did you know about this?"

    "yeah I knew I put on some weight."

    the nurse kept playing with and re-caliberating the scale while looking at the chart. Then she left the room for a min and caught him weighing himself. She laughed her ass off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw;445***9
    would you like to wash me clean mister reed?
    someone needs to spray your dirty ass down with a hose
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    oh no. i dont like the sound of that

    shes gonna start playin games and controlling her vag.

    you need to put an end to that and dick her down good.

    make her think of you sexing her up 24/7

    lol
    she doesn't really have a leg to stand on, if she tries to play games, I'm done
    I only want to go out with her again cause she fvcks good
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    she doesn't really have a leg to stand on, if she tries to play games, I'm done
    I only want to go out with her again cause she fvcks good
    good. fukk her. you got it in the bag. shes talking tough. but you get your hands on her and she'll change that mind
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    someone needs to spray your dirty ass down with a hose
    oh fun! i love water sports!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    so my buddy (who started juicing same time as me) went to the doc's yesterday
    he's not on right now so BP was fine

    "hmmm it seems you've gained 26 pounds since your last visit."
    "Is this normal for you? did you know about this?"

    "yeah I knew I put on some weight."

    the nurse kept playing with and re-caliberating the scale while looking at the chart. Then she left the room for a min and caught him weighing himself. She laughed her ass off.
    haha sounds like abbot. he went to the docs and had gained 30 pounds in the last few months... and the nurse said the same thing...
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    so tattoo chicks friend has a crush on me... tattoo chick gave her my number and we have been chatting


    hahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    so tattoo chicks friend has a crush on me... tattoo chick gave her my number and we have been chatting


    hahahaha
    what does her friend look like?
    so tattoo chick doesn't like you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    what does her friend look like?
    so tattoo chick doesn't like you?
    tattoo just wants a fling. which is fine. but her friend wants more. which is better. and her friend and i have alot in common.

    i dont have any pics saved of her friend. i had some texted to me but i cleared my texts without saving the pics

    ill get some

    shes cute. short 5'5 (my fav), long curly hair (my fav) thick (my fav) tan.

    just graduated nursing school. is independent. has her own place and such
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    oh and shes a twin!!
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    SO i got offered to go to a swingers club meeting thing IDK what the fukk it is but I get the chance to have sex with 2 maybe 3 girls at once...... discuss
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    SO i got offered to go to a swingers club meeting thing IDK what the fukk it is but I get the chance to have sex with 2 maybe 3 girls at once...... discuss
    do it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    SO i got offered to go to a swingers club meeting thing IDK what the fukk it is but I get the chance to have sex with 2 maybe 3 girls at once...... discuss
    swinging is fun!!!

    do it!!

    but you may have to share your girl... so be careful!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    swinging is fun!!!

    do it!!

    but you may have to share your girl... so be careful!
    Oh i know i don't care about sharing just don't know if I'm down with getting my dick near another dude like they do in pornos..... you know..... these bitches seem pretty freaky....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    Oh i know i don't care about sharing just don't know if I'm down with getting my dick near another dude like they do in pornos..... you know..... these bitches seem pretty freaky....
    oh please. stop bein a baby. its just skin. my dicks been near other guys dicks. (ive been involved in swingers parties)

    but its not like your sword fighting. you keep tabs on your dick and they do the same

    you wont turn gay
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    sluts... get back here and whore withme!
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    hi ernst!!
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    This thread has been limping along for a couple days now... wtf?!
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    I get to go to the bank today . I'm done being broke (for a while anyway).
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I get to go to the bank today . I'm done being broke (for a while anyway).
    oh fun fun! im expecting a check in the mail for some shit i sold



    and yeahh... this thread is makin me sad
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    im slowing down. i need some sugar
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    30,000 posts..... im comin for ya

    fukkin record bitches!!
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    Lazy whores. I'm out.
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