'Official Postwhore Thread'

[lawstudent007]

anybody got any new fun experiences they could entertain me with?

I dunno if I'd call it fun, but it sure was an experience. It was around 2am and I stopped at a gas station in a kinda questionable part of town. I walked in and went to pick out a drink. As I held the cooler door open, a cute guy who has been eying me comes up to where I am (to supposedly grab a bottled drink in my section), squeezed my arm and says " damn, nice strong arms. You must lift." I simply reply, "thanks" and walk on toward the register.

While I'm waiting in line at the register, he loudly asks if I'm going home alone and that he could change that. I didn't bother responding. Oh no, I did reply. I said Yeah i was going home alone, but that I wanted it that way. As I'm at the cashier window, I'm stood there waiting for the cashier to figure out how to operate the machine (think he was new). Then this shadowing feeling came over me, like someone or something was extremely close behind me. Like that feeling you get when you think someone's watching you. Then I felt it get closer....then i felt this kinda big strong hardness (kind of a poke, but not really) against the back of my butt. I thought I wasThen it clicked in my brain. This nasty dude had a hard-on and actually pushed up against me! By now I already paid the cashier and so I just rushed out of there. The nasty dude then called out I an authoritative voice and said, "wait for me outside". I was like what the hell? I got to my car as fast as I could and sped off. I was in a rough part of town and there was a car outside full of strong looking dudes.

I'm all for a handsome aggressive man, but this was too much! I didn't know what to think. First off, what an idiot (both me and the pervert dude). He was damn cute and could easily get women via normal means. Then I question myself because I was so shocked that I didn't even say anything to the dude. To make matters worse, all I could think about was how big and hard that "poke" was. Am i sick? Any other woman would of screamed and called the cops or something. I dunno. I just came from a club party and was a little out of it. Yeah that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!

[Dukkit]

sticking your dick in tattoo's vaj might go something like this



you're better off going for the friend

hahh

thats what im afraid of

[Kratos]

what's this? another girl whore
I thought this was man whore central with the exception of kat

[Dukkit]

I dunno if I'd call it fun, but it sure was an experience. It was around 2am and I stopped at a gas station in a kinda questionable part of town. I walked in and went to pick out a drink. As I held the cooler door open, a cute guy who has been eying me comes up to where I am (to supposedly grab a bottled drink in my section), squeezed my arm and says " damn, nice strong arms. You must lift." I simply reply, "thanks" and walk on toward the register.

While I'm waiting in line at the register, he loudly asks if I'm going home alone and that he could change that. I didn't bother responding. Oh no, I did reply. I said Yeah i was going home alone, but that I wanted it that way. As I'm at the cashier window, I'm stood there waiting for the cashier to figure out how to operate the machine (think he was new). Then this shadowing feeling came over me, like someone or something was extremely close behind me. Like that feeling you get when you think someone's watching you. Then I felt it get closer....then i felt this kinda big strong hardness (kind of a poke, but not really) against the back of my butt. I thought I wasThen it clicked in my brain. This nasty dude had a hard-on and actually pushed up against me! By now I already paid the cashier and so I just rushed out of there. The nasty dude then called out I an authoritative voice and said, "wait for me outside". I was like what the hell? I got to my car as fast as I could and sped off. I was in a rough part of town and there was a car outside full of strong looking dudes.

I'm all for a handsome aggressive man, but this was too much! I didn't know what to think. First off, what an idiot (both me and the pervert dude). He was damn cute and could easily get women via normal means. Then I question myself because I was so shocked that I didn't even say anything to the dude. To make matters worse, all I could think about was how big and hard that "poke" was. Am i sick? Any other woman would of screamed and called the cops or something. I dunno. I just came from a club party and was a little out of it. Yeah that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!

hahah

first off... welcome to my whore thread

secondly... awesome story

[Kratos]

it was prolly a candy bar

[Dukkit]

what's this? another girl whore
I thought this was man whore central with the exception of kat

i dunno

but i think we need some pics of these "arms" that this fella in her story was so inclined to feel and molest her for

[lawstudent007]

it was prolly a candy bar

No, this was no candy bar! This was something I'd be curious to see face-to-face!

[Kratos]

No, this was no candy bar! This was something I'd be curious to see face-to-face!

it was me then

[Matt]

Tigers back, he says while running in circles around the room...

[Dukkit]

it was me then

heheh

hes tellin the truth

dont ask me how i know these things

[Dukkit]

mom chick was tellin me this morning that shes gonna take sometime to 'work" on her self and maybe in the future we will get back together

i said.. uh huh..yeah... sure
(with every intention of losin her number)

[lawstudent007]

heheh

hes tellin the truth

dont ask me how i know these things

Hahaha....

[Dukkit]

oh oh!! and tattoo chick told me!!!!!!!!!!!!

that she knew about me and mom chick... when mom chick first met me she told tattoo chick that she thinks she could be happy with me...

so tattoo chick is a back stabber cuz mom chick talks very highly of tattoo chick

[DCI]

Dam Dukk.

[scibble]

dukkit

there is no such thing as a woman (or a man) without either "issues" or something to "annoy" you with. If you're looking for that, save yourself some time and give it up now

[Dukkit]

dukkit

there is no such thing as a woman (or a man) without either "issues" or something to "annoy" you with. If you're looking for that, save yourself some time and give it up now

what? i know that son!!

i aint stupid. you know me better then that

but i gotta find someone i can at least stand to be around for more then 2 hours



* and thats 2 hours without havin sex

[scibble]

oh oh!! and tattoo chick told me!!!!!!!!!!!!

that she knew about me and mom chick... when mom chick first met me she told tattoo chick that she thinks she could be happy with me...

so tattoo chick is a back stabber cuz mom chick talks very highly of tattoo chick

that was one of my theories some day (s?) ago and you thought "no, they dont know about each other"

i know, i know,

i'm goooooood

[Dukkit]

that was one of my theories some day (s?) ago and you thought "no, they dont know about each other"

i know, i know,

i'm goooooood

well THEY know about each other

Tattoo chick knows about mom chick

mom chick doesnt know about tattoo chick

so THEY dont know
only SHE knows

so technically i was right

[Dukkit]

whatever, fukk it

thats why im moving. ive engaged in sexual activities with the majority of the females from the Tri state Philadelphia region

[Kratos]

dukkit

there is no such thing as a woman (or a man) without either "issues" or something to "annoy" you with. If you're looking for that, save yourself some time and give it up now

yeah but you want a chick that isn't ready to off herself

or try to steal someone's man because they're happy

in other words, not a total mental case exists

[scibble]

does so does so does so !!!

no I win no I win no I win !!!!

LOL

[Kratos]

how did you figure out they know each other?
how did tattoo chick know it was you mom chick was talking about?
not many people use last names when they tell stories

[scibble]

my one friend needs a funeral. met this girl from face book (original from his high school), now within two weeks he's spending all his time running back and forth to chicago, head over heels with this girl.

his google mail status read "missing my love"

[Dukkit]

how did you figure out they know each other?
how did tattoo chick know it was you mom chick was talking about?
not many people use last names when they tell stories

myspace... it all got figured out via myspace

im on mom chicks... tattoo chick saw me... knew i was the one mom talked about....

and i knew they knew each other cuz tattoo chick told me...

[scibble]

how did you figure out they know each other?
how did tattoo chick know it was you mom chick was talking about?
not many people use last names when they tell stories

not to many people named [dukkit] in the 6'4" range there

[Dukkit]

not to many people named [dukkit] in the 6'4" range there

lol

dukkit is a well known name in this area....

yet another reason i gotta move

[Kratos]

my one friend needs a funeral. met this girl from face book (original from his high school), now within two weeks he's spending all his time running back and forth to chicago, head over heels with this girl.

his google mail status read "missing my love"

you're friends with a ruhl

[Dukkit]

you're friends with a ruhl

that chick is gonna ditch him

and hes gonna start pullling ruhls... stalkin her face book

driving and flying out to find her

sittin out side her windows

[Kratos]

myspace... it all got figured out via myspace

im on mom chicks... tattoo chick saw me... knew i was the one mom talked about....

and i knew they knew each other cuz tattoo chick told me...

myspace stalking is an unhealthy habit of many chicks these days
facebook more so than myspace
bank chick spends a lot of time on there

[Dukkit]

myspace stalking is an unhealthy habit of many chicks these days
facebook more so than myspace
bank chick spends a lot of time on there

nowadays it cant even be considered stalking. its a lifestyle now....

everyone wants to know what everyone is doing

and with facebook and myspace on cells and shit now... its even worse

shit. i check my myspace through my phone pretty every now and then

but i dont stalk anyone... other then myself

[Kratos]

one wall post can screw up your game

[scibble]

you're friends with a ruhl

no way ho-say.

this guy actually gets laid
he isn't afraid to talk to girls that interest him

but he does get eyeball deep in a chick, and quickly. just divorced, still squabbling over custody issues, just broke it with the girl he wanted to buy a ring for when he met this new one...

[Dukkit]

one wall post can screw up your game

thats why all my comments get previewed on myspace first.
and i keep my comments off my page. lol

no evidence

[scibble]

oh, and he actually travels to meet her rather than making up dumb excuses about his truck might break down or that his daddy will be mad LOL

[Kratos]

nowadays it cant even be considered stalking. its a lifestyle now....

everyone wants to know what everyone is doing

and with facebook and myspace on cells and shit now... its even worse

shit. i check my myspace through my phone pretty every now and then

but i dont stalk anyone... other then myself

it's a socially acceptable form of stalking
I've checked up on ex-gf's and other girls at times.
I'm inspecting their pics or relationship status for dudes
that's stalking, if I was cool I wouldn't care

[Dukkit]

i wanna go camping... kratos... you down?

[scibble]

i wanna go camping... kratos... you down?

oh no, it's broke back mountain, part II,

"giants in the campground"

[Kratos]

i wanna go camping... kratos... you down?

well, I gotta ask you one question first
if you woke up in a tent with your pants pulled down and you ass lubed up would you tell anyone?

[Dukkit]

well, I gotta ask you one question first
if you woke up in a tent with your pants pulled down and you ass lubed up would you tell anyone?

i knew that was coming... and as long as there was no blood... id keep it hush hush...

but would you do the same.. remember... ive been to prison... i know how to take that ass

[Dukkit]

haha giants in the campground