'Official Postwhore Thread'

[calgarian]

how it be goin with you Cal, Kratos, scissors ?

its going OK I guess. got a job interview tomorrow. loose an inch around my waist...working on a married chick to see if she will have sex with me.

[Dukkit]

thats funny kratos... mail it to me. ill test it

[Kratos]

wanna hear something funny?

so I was working on my bathroom last night laying down tile backer board. Behind the radiator I found a 10cc multi dose vial of B-12 that expires in 1992 from someone who lived there a long time ago.

about 6 cc's left of something that looks like transmission fluid with black floaties in it. Think I should shoot it? lol

[calgarian]

about 6 cc's left of something that looks like transmission fluid with black floaties in it. Think I should shoot it? lol

load it in ur gun and shoot it. I think it should be hard enough.

[Kratos]

I think the infection rate would be 100% and seeing as how it was stored behind the radiator for the past 17 years at least, think I'll pass.

[Kratos]

If it were test or winny or something good, I might be tempted.

[scibble]

yeah that's the color of b12 for injection. thing is it's only 5 dollars for a 30cc vial.

[Kratos]

yeah that's the color of b12 for injection. thing is it's only 5 dollars for a 30cc vial.

I know, I don't want it. Just thought it was funny somebody was shooting up in my house.

[Dukkit]

I think the infection rate would be 100% and seeing as how it was stored behind the radiator for the past 17 years at least, think I'll pass.

you have such dainty fingers

[Kratos]

you have such dainty fingers

what what what? you making fun of my death grip?

[Dukkit]

what what what? you making fun of my death grip?

is that what you call it? my fault. i was mistaken

[Dukkit]

fukk

i got 34 bucks to my name till NEXT fri!!!

fukkin economy better come back soon

[Dukkit]

or im going postal

[Kratos]

never hear that before, my hands are pretty freakin big so they can fit around my penis

[Dukkit]

never hear that before, my hands are pretty freakin big so they can fit around my penis

okay... big and dainty

better?

[scibble]

never hear that before, my hands are pretty freakin big so they can fit around my penis

that's how probably you got the death grip

[Kratos]

okay... big and dainty

better?

that doesn't even make sense
example:
"that chick had a size 12 mens foot and it was so dainty."

[scibble]

or like

scibble had a 12 inch penis and it was so dainty

[Dukkit]

that doesn't even make sense
example:
"that chick had a size 12 mens foot and it was so dainty."

or like

scibble had a 12 inch penis and it was so dainty

hey you know what.....













fukk off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dukkit]

kratos is a big fat furry dainty mother fukker

scibble is a short pudgy jewish dainty mother fukker

[Dukkit]

i win....

next subject

[Dukkit]

dain-ty
2. pleasing to the taste and, often, temptingly served or delicate; delicious: dainty pastries.


there... it can make sense.

kratos' hand is big and pleasing to the taste.

[scibble]

work gettin on your nerves dukkit?

[scibble]

dain-ty
2. pleasing to the taste and, often, temptingly served or delicate; delicious: dainty pastries.


there... it can make sense.

kratos' hand is big and pleasing to the taste.

what does that imply about my penis?

[Dukkit]

badda boom

badda bing

badda fukk off

[Dukkit]

what does that imply about my penis?

yeah i said it... scibbles penis is pleasing to the taste

fukk it. i dont care.

do i look like i care..

okay okay. you cant see me. but ill tell you..

no i dont look like i care

do you know why?

cuz i dont

[scibble]

[Dukkit]

sup scib

hows your day?

[scibble]

eh....keepin busy. waiting for it to end ...three more people left to see.

[Dukkit]

eh....keepin busy. waiting for it to end ...three more people left to see.

not bad, not bad

so what you got planned for the weekend

ya gonna do me proud my young grasshoppa?

[Dukkit]

so

yeah

thats what she said

[scibble]

i will try dukkit, i will try...

[scibble]

clubbin' that's what i be doin this weekend

usually my fellow bro goes with

[scibble]

he's pretty big, 6'4"

[scibble]

how work goin for dukkit today?

[scibble]

yeah, soo.....

i see....

really?

[scibble]

that is very enlightening.....

two more customers left, and they both waiting....

[Dukkit]

how work goin for dukkit today?

same ole. actually tryin to get work done. considering its the end of the year and all. my boss is on my boss about our vendor returns and warranty replacements so i gotta get the majority of them done

yeah, soo.....

i see....

really?

totally broskie

[scibble]

one more customer...

[Dukkit]

one more...

and scibbles outtie like a belly button!!