'Official Postwhore Thread'

[sizerp]

oh thanks.

lol

Welcome. Actually I may be going in the pen sometime in the future. Not sure, can never tell with the government.

[Ernst]

you'd be afraid to score a technical knock out?

It would be pretty embarrassing...

[sizerp]

Welcome. Actually I may be going in the pen sometime in the future. Not sure, can never tell with the government.

Least if I do, I'll be able to fight people for their food, instead of like in the military where you only get rations and shiot. Wait I just quoted myself... that's retawded.

[Ernst]

Welcome. Actually I may be going in the pen sometime in the future. Not sure, can never tell with the government.

Never can tell? Yeah you can. Opportunity to screw you: gov't selects "yes".

[Dukkit]

Welcome. Actually I may be going in the pen sometime in the future. Not sure, can never tell with the government.

oh fun

well good luck with that.

try your best not too

its not cool

[sizerp]

It would be pretty embarrassing...

Just flex my left pec into his sternum and he'd die. Death BY BOOB!

[Dukkit]

pepto bismal

is now on my shoppin list

[sizerp]

oh fun

well good luck with that.

try your best not too

its not cool

I am trying hard, in school right now, and cooperating etc. Was lookin at 2.5+ years of Fed, may have been dropped to a misdemeanor... that'd land me in County I suppose? I wasn't worried about the Fed pen, cause it's like a camp I hear.. but county is gonna be shitty.

Never can tell? Yeah you can. Opportunity to screw you: gov't selects "yes".

Basically yeah, even young prominent white males with a great future! Oh well, **** em. Goddamn Vampires.

[sizerp]

pepto bismal

is now on my shoppin list

What you dosing B5 or something? That shit gives me gas; but it def works.

[Dukkit]

yea i would rather do Fed time then county jail...

but if you get it dropped to a misdemeanor...

is it your first time charged with a crime as an adult?

[Dukkit]

What you dosing B5 or something? That shit gives me gas; but it def works.

nah ive been sick and doped up on dayquil and shit.. and its makin my guts explode

[sizerp]

Yeah first F. I've been hit with misdemeanors before, and got that shit cleared with rehab and CS etc. But first offense basically.

[sizerp]

nah ive been sick and doped up on dayquil and shit.. and its makin my guts explode

Yick. Hope u get better. Das no fun.

[Ernst]

Misdemeanor will get you somewhere from community service to time on county here. How bad it is depends on the county. Some are nice enough, some are hell holes.

[Dukkit]

Yeah first F. I've been hit with misdemeanors before, and got that shit cleared with rehab and CS etc. But first offense basically.

then you should be cool. probably just alot of probations and fines. unless its a super crazy violent crime or large amounts of drugs

then a short county stint... get work release.. and youll be out everyday

[sizerp]

Well, going to cook some chicken... Hate the Turkey daze. Trypto bomb/!@#

[sizerp]

Misdemeanor will get you somewhere from community service to time on county here. How bad it is depends on the county. Some are nice enough, some are hell holes.

Good to know, thanks.

then you should be cool. probably just alot of probations and fines. unless its a super crazy violent crime or large amounts of drugs

then a short county stint... get work release.. and youll be out everyday

It was a Fed crime... Fraud, Identity Theft, Wire Transfer, Conspiracy. Just to name what they sent me in their investigation letter. Some weird int. shiot a girl got me into. Wasn't really aware at the time, but they got evidence... phone calls etc.

[Dukkit]

I think ill splurge today and get some pizza

[Dukkit]

Good to know, thanks.



It was a Fed crime... Fraud, Identity Theft, Wire Transfer, Conspiracy. Just to name what they sent me in their investigation letter. Some weird int. shiot a girl got me into. Wasn't really aware at the time, but they got evidence... phone calls etc.

eh
ive been locked up for that too... did 5 months county

they ran it concurrent with my drug charges too that i had filed against me at the same time

my first time in trouble...

[Dukkit]

they like to trump up the charges. make up lots of charges for the initial arrest. but when you make a deal they will drop or lessen half of them and youll be good.

[sizerp]

I think ill splurge today and get some pizza

Right on.

[Dukkit]

as long as you get em drop to misdemeanors and not kept in the fed bracket.. youll be alright

[sizerp]

they like to trump up the charges. make up lots of charges for the initial arrest. but when you make a deal they will drop or lessen half of them and youll be good.

Okay, thought so. I didn't really think I committed all they listed to be honest. Just was affiliated with such deviant acts I suppose. Hope I don't go in though, I'd hate to lose all the work I put into my diet etc.

[sizerp]

if I DO go in, I wanna be buck though, so no one Fuccs with me off the bat. Tatts may play a good role for that.

[Dukkit]

Okay, thought so. I didn't really think I committed all they listed to be honest. Just was affiliated with such deviant acts I suppose. Hope I don't go in though, I'd hate to lose all the work I put into my diet etc.

as long as you got some money or ppl who can hook you up with money... then you can eat like a king inside jail... commisary baby!!

i wasnt so lucky.

[Dukkit]

if I DO go in, I wanna be buck though, so no one Fuccs with me off the bat. Tatts may play a good role for that.

your in FL... what part?

i was locked up in Tampa

[sizerp]

as long as you got some money or ppl who can hook you up with money... then you can eat like a king inside jail... commisary baby!!

i wasnt so lucky.

Word. I'll get some funds together. The Feed Sizerp In The Pen Funds. Save His @ss From Being Fucced Fund. EtC> Thanks Dukki!

[sizerp]

Down in Naples atm with my folks. Fuccin blows here. Tampa was hardcore?

[Dukkit]

Word. I'll get some funds together. The Feed Sizerp In The Pen Funds. Save His @ss From Being Fucced Fund. EtC> Thanks Dukki!

lol

yep. my one celly bought like mad food every week and helped me out alot.

he was cool. there were lots of guys in there with wives and shit that would keep them hooked up and they ate and ate and ate... and would work out and so they got big.

[Dukkit]

Down in Naples atm with my folks. Fuccin blows here. Tampa was hardcore?

nah. tampa wasnt bad at all.. food was shitty. commisary was decent. got to go outside alot.

didnt get into any fights or anything. so it was a smooth stint

[sizerp]

lol

yep. my one celly bought like mad food every week and helped me out alot.

he was cool. there were lots of guys in there with wives and shit that would keep them hooked up and they ate and ate and ate... and would work out and so they got big.

Badass.. How'd they purchase food? From other peeps/guards?

[sizerp]

nah. tampa wasnt bad at all.. food was shitty. commisary was decent. got to go outside alot.

didnt get into any fights or anything. so it was a smooth stint

Nice. I guess. . Hope I make-out like that.

[Dukkit]

Badass.. How'd they purchase food? From other peeps/guards?

nah its like an order you put in through the jail
you have ppl drop money off or mail it in...
then you have the money on your "books" or inmate account

so then you get a sheet with a list of food. you order what you want. put the sheet in.. it will get sorted... they will put the food together... take the money off your "books" and a few days later.. you have the food delivered

[Dukkit]

you can get chips, cookies, tuna packets, oatmeal, crackers shit like that

[Dukkit]

lol

last 3 pages... all about jail

[sizerp]

That's ****in awesome. Wow, jail sounds way better than military. That was the other option I had aside from school to get out of the charges... possibly. Glad I didn't go that route. I'd prolly be a sand sailor somewhere.

[sizerp]

lol

last 3 pages... all about jail

Hey, I'm gettin educated lol.

[Dukkit]

haha

i think jail is harder then military. and i grew up in a navy family

[Dukkit]

Hey, I'm gettin educated lol.

well hopefully you wont need any of this info

how bout that

[sizerp]

haha

i think jail is harder then military. and i grew up in a navy family

Well damn. You'd know! Nah Thanks for the help mate. Now goin to cook 4 realz. Peace.