'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Kratos]

someone explain to me how i can **** my neighbors too

buy a personality?

[oneshot]

just fukk her armpit Oneshot

i saw that once

theres actually a fetish for it

or she can give you a foot job

now your onto something. forgot all about the armpit job.

[Dukkit]

definately, maybe.

aww i watched that movie a few weeks

ago

except i only watch the last half and dont understand how the hell the lil girl didnt know who her mom was???

[Voland]

just fukk her armpit Oneshot

i saw that once

theres actually a fetish for it

or she can give you a foot job

feet jobs can be good if she has nice feet...if not..creepy.
You don't get extra points for nice feet but sure horrible ones substract a lot of the grade haha

[Dukkit]

buy a personality?

ding ding ding!!! we have a winner!!

[oneshot]

someone explain to me how i can **** my neighbors too

quit obsessing over one girl whom is already taken?

[10nispro]

Ruhl? I thought you didn't have sex without commitment?

[Dukkit]

someone explain to me how i can **** my neighbors too

ive only gotten involved with 2 neighbors in my life time

not my fault... all my neighbors are ugly or it would be a higher count

[Voland]

Ruhl? I thought you didn't have sex without commitment?

its the test speaking...not ruhlys heart

[scibble]

years ago when i lived with my aunt an uncle, we had a couple next door who were into swinging, apparently. they came over one day and hit on my aunt and uncle. they never came over again. but the lady, in her forties, hit on my cousin, at that time still around seventeen or eighteen

[Kratos]

ruhl, what happend to that girl who was sweating you for your muscles. Then she hung out with you two days and stopped talking to you? Did she never talk to you again after her knee surgery?

[Voland]

I wanna be hitted by a milf soon.

[RuhlFreak55]

buy a personality?

I have a personality....and a very dynamic one at that

ding ding ding!!! we have a winner!!

NO.....FAIL

quit obsessing over one girl whom is already taken?

hmmmm...i'm in the process, no sense obsessing over someone who i can never ever have

Ruhl? I thought you didn't have sex without commitment?

I will....but i'd rather have a gf...

[Kratos]

ive only gotten involved with 2 neighbors in my life time

not my fault... all my neighbors are ugly or it would be a higher count

my neighbors are thugs
they drive a chrysler 300 rollin on 23's...they rent

I'm worried with bank chick living in the same town, she might drop by and find another chick there...chicka living next door, not good

[Dukkit]

what do we know about this new LAWSTUDENT chicka??


anyone??

[oneshot]

I wanna be hitted by a milf soon.

yup, still need to check that one off my to do list as well. got my asian belt, got my red wings, got the buff-chick belt, now all i need is midget and a milf for my life to be complete

[Dukkit]

my neighbors are thugs
they drive a chrysler 300 rollin on 23's...they rent

I'm worried with bank chick living in the same town, she might drop by and find another chick there...chicka living next door, not good

thats why i hardly date anyone who lives in my town... to many chances to get caught

and they know to never just show up at my house... cuz im never home

[Kratos]

what do we know about this new LAWSTUDENT chicka??


anyone??

idk what she looks like or if this is true, but her profile says she's 6'0'' and 220 pounds or something

[oneshot]

what do we know about this new LAWSTUDENT chicka??


anyone??

lawstudent chick? mmmm brings back good memories

[Dukkit]

yup, still need to check that one off my to do list as well. got my asian belt, got my red wings, got the buff-chick belt, now all i need is midget and a milf for my life to be complete

[RuhlFreak55]

ruhl, what happend to that girl who was sweating you for your muscles. Then she hung out with you two days and stopped talking to you? Did she never talk to you again after her knee surgery?

i just talked to her earlier.....having a relationship with her is now essentially out of the question though. She's exploring some bullshit crush she's had for a long time that likes her too.....bullshit, she kisses me one day and the next doesn't wanna have much of anything to do with me in physical form.

[Dukkit]

idk what she looks like or if this is true, but her profile says she's 6'0'' and 220 pounds or something

she's pm'd me a few times askin for info

just curious if we know anything...

how better to get undercover on a steroid site... then pretend to be a female...????

hhahahahahahah

[RuhlFreak55]

lawstudent chick? mmmm brings back good memories

lolz...i get dat inside joke

[oneshot]

i just talked to her earlier.....having a relationship with her is now essentially out of the question though. She's exploring some bullshit crush she's had for a long time that likes her too.....bullshit, she kisses me one day and the next doesn't wanna have much of anything to do with me in physical form.

conclusion= most bitches are fvckin crazy

[Kratos]

i just talked to her earlier.....having a relationship with her is now essentially out of the question though. She's exploring some bullshit crush she's had for a long time that likes her too.....bullshit, she kisses me one day and the next doesn't wanna have much of anything to do with me in physical form.

yeah, well, not a big suprize...I told you that talk you two had was a death sentence. No further explaination of why she isn't into you?

[Voland]

i repelled a girl this morning. I was out in the park next to my workplace having my second breakfast. and i saw a girl with her highschool bag.
(firts of all i'm looking like shit these days, headaches, vertigos, etc)
I felt so like shit i just yelled
"you, girl, come here a sec!"
"me?"
"yes you"
(she doesnt move)
so i go there while she moves away from me
"stop, girl, i wanna say one thing"
"i was not looking at you, i swear"
"what??? No, i wanted to ask you out"
"oh...i'm sorry...i have to go to class..."she runs fast away from me, leaving me alone in the park without careing at all.
weeew with this one...i've lost the count on girls/people i repell.

[oneshot]

lolz...i get dat inside joke

ya see, i too am still obsessed with one girl. the difference is that i will still try to go after others knowing that she isnt an option right now

[Kratos]

she's pm'd me a few times askin for info

just curious if we know anything...

how better to get undercover on a steroid site... then pretend to be a female...????

hhahahahahahah

I was just thinking she's prolly a big chick...like over my weight limit...maybe not even muscular. Just unsexable. See if you can get pics out of her though.

[scibble]

no info... she could be a man for all i know

[oneshot]

i repelled a girl this morning. I was out in the park next to my workplace having my second breakfast. and i saw a girl with her highschool bag.
(firts of all i'm looking like shit these days, headaches, vertigos, etc)
I felt so like shit i just yelled
"you, girl, come here a sec!"
"me?"
"yes you"
(she doesnt move)
so i go there while she moves away from me
"stop, girl, i wanna say one thing"
"i was not looking at you, i swear"
"what??? No, i wanted to ask you out"
"oh...i'm sorry...i have to go to class..."she runs fast away from me, leaving me alone in the park without careing at all.
weeew with this one...i've lost the count on girls/people i repell.

what ya gotta do is tie a piece of candy onto a fishing pole. cast it out and wait.

[Dukkit]

I was just thinking she's prolly a big chick...like over my weight limit...maybe not even muscular. Just unsexable. See if you can get pics out of her though.

thats what i was thinking

[RuhlFreak55]

yeah, well, not a big suprize...I told you that talk you two had was a death sentence. No further explaination of why she isn't into you?

she doesn't really say she's not into me......

[Dukkit]

Lol @ voland!!!

[Kratos]

she doesn't really say she's not into me......

oh well, plenty more girls where that one came from
she went to graze in greener penis pastures

[RuhlFreak55]

i repelled a girl this morning. I was out in the park next to my workplace having my second breakfast. and i saw a girl with her highschool bag.
(firts of all i'm looking like shit these days, headaches, vertigos, etc)
I felt so like shit i just yelled
"you, girl, come here a sec!"
"me?"
"yes you"
(she doesnt move)
so i go there while she moves away from me
"stop, girl, i wanna say one thing"
"i was not looking at you, i swear"
"what??? No, i wanted to ask you out"
"oh...i'm sorry...i have to go to class..."she runs fast away from me, leaving me alone in the park without careing at all.
weeew with this one...i've lost the count on girls/people i repell.

that would make me wanna end it

[oneshot]

time to eat. be back in a few

[RuhlFreak55]

oh well, plenty more girls where that one came from
she went to graze in greener penis pastures

not really....the number of girls around here that love working out and appreciate fully the work is very very very smalll....

[Voland]

that would make me wanna end it

oh, i couldn't care less. Prolly beacuse i've had it so many times its becoming natural.

[Kratos]

what ya gotta do is tie a piece of candy onto a fishing pole. cast it out and wait.

sub out the candy for a dollar bill if you're into jewish chicks...sry scibble couldn't resist

[Kratos]

not really....the number of girls around here that love working out and appreciate fully the work is very very very smalll....

why is that so important to you? a lot of girls I've dated didn't share my hobbies. What's important is you enjoy their company, they make you laugh, and your personalities mesh.