'Official Postwhore Thread'

**Dukkit** · 03-02-2009, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by 10nispro

If you need help, whores run in packs!!!!

theres a good possibility ill be in your neck of the woods on fri march 13th - 15th

she has to get the approval from her boss to buy the tickets

**10nispro** · 03-02-2009, 10:52 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

not too much

waiting for this snow to stop

so i can get off work, hit the gym

then go tubing!!!!

Get out and shovel snow, you wuss. It's good cross training. Gosh, some ppl. ha ha

**Dukkit** · 03-02-2009, 10:52 AM

Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN

you mean louis vuitton?

oh oh, im sooooo sorry
please correct my brand name fashion designers

**scibble** · 03-02-2009, 10:52 AM

not much 10is,

nursing my bruised rib, staying home from work

**Dukkit** · 03-02-2009, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by 10nispro

Get out and shovel snow, you wuss. It's good cross training. Gosh, some ppl. ha ha

no no

its shoveled and plowed... im at work

but just want it to stop before it gets too much then my lil dinky ass hyundai wont be able to drive to the gym

**oneshot** · 03-02-2009, 10:53 AM

ive came to a conclusion. 99% of girls are terrible at handjobs

**10nispro** · 03-02-2009, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

theres a good possibility ill be in your neck of the woods on fri march 13th - 15th

she has to get the approval from her boss to buy the tickets

In Baton Rouge? That's the same weekend I am having a New Tennis Court Opening Party.

**Voland** · 03-02-2009, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

hmm....they fired you on some sort of jacked up nonsense huh?

my contract finishes on 11th. I dunno what they wanna do. But i dont wanmt a new contract and yes they made up some shit to avoid paying me part of my paycheck. I went ballistic, naturally.

A friend of mine just been called to pack cos he'll be out by the end of months. I hoep we can start some biz together.

**scibble** · 03-02-2009, 10:54 AM

alright, i m a goin out, get groceries and pain pills

later

**Dukkit** · 03-02-2009, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by oneshot

ive came to a conclusion. 99% of girls are terrible at handjobs

oh i never let girls give handjobs

absolutely no go for me

**Reed** · 03-02-2009, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

well sugar-->slin-->anabolic LOL

yep hahaha thats what they are thinking..... now where is my double cheese burgers cause it got 26 grams of nutritive protein

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

not too much

waiting for this snow to stop

so i can get off work, hit the gym

then go tubing!!!!

The weather just changed on us. Feeling like spring now its so windy and cold....

what are you punishing today

and tubing???? at a waterpark or a vagina???

**Dukkit** · 03-02-2009, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by 10nispro

In Baton Rouge? That's the same weekend I am having a New Tennis Court Opening Party.

shit!! well then ill definitly have to get on her to get us down there!!!

**JiGGaMaN** · 03-02-2009, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

oh oh, im sooooo sorry
please correct my brand name fashion designers

you are just one of those wannabes with a coach bag.

**10nispro** · 03-02-2009, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

not much 10is,

nursing my bruised rib, staying home from work

contused rub? Sex swing break again?

I broke a rib last year snowboarding. Not fun, at All!!

**oneshot** · 03-02-2009, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

oh i never let girls give handjobs

absolutely no go for me

well, when she has a bladder infection and cant have sex and is terrible at blowjobs, a handjob is the next best thing... or so you would think.

**Dukkit** · 03-02-2009, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by Reed

The weather just changed on us. Feeling like spring now its so windy and cold....

what are you punishing today

and tubing???? at a waterpark or a vagina???

snow tubing

lol

then vagina

and im punishing chest and bi's. with some gel in my hair and a track suit on

**scibble** · 03-02-2009, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by 10nispro

contused rub? Sex swing break again?

I broke a rib last year snowboarding. Not fun, at All!!

y-yeah, th-th-that's it....swinging again....

well, you know, it's all part of the fun!

**10nispro** · 03-02-2009, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by oneshot

well, when she has a bladder infection and cant have sex and is terrible at blowjobs, a handjob is the next best thing... or so you would think.

What about a titty job?

**Voland** · 03-02-2009, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by oneshot

ive came to a conclusion. 99% of girls are terrible at handjobs

I like slapping girls with my dick, breaking some of their teeth with it, etc, sexy.

**Kratos** · 03-02-2009, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN

you mean louis vuitton?

I'll take a misspelled verion from a street corner over that overpriced bull

**Dukkit** · 03-02-2009, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN

you are just one of those wannabes with a coach bag.

haha
howd ya know? well mine is fake of course
bought it off an asian lady on the side walk table

Originally Posted by oneshot

well, when she has a bladder infection and cant have sex and is terrible at blowjobs, a handjob is the next best thing... or so you would think.

bummer. put it in her butt

**scibble** · 03-02-2009, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by oneshot

well, when she has a bladder infection and cant have sex and is terrible at blowjobs, a handjob is the next best thing... or so you would think.

Wiener rug-burn again? hate when that happens LOL

**Reed** · 03-02-2009, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

snow tubing

lol

then vagina

and im punishing chest and bi's. with some gel in my hair and a track suit on

Don't forget all your matching under armor gear..... I got extra head bands, wrist bands, one for your arm.... I stock up on my bands; I put them on and I'm the shit in the gym

**oneshot** · 03-02-2009, 11:00 AM

Originally Posted by 10nispro

What about a titty job?

she doesnt have much titty to work with... mine are much bigger

**Dukkit** · 03-02-2009, 11:00 AM

10nis... what movie did you and your daughter watch sat night?

**Kratos** · 03-02-2009, 11:00 AM

Originally Posted by oneshot

ive came to a conclusion. 99% of girls are terrible at handjobs

no shit
ever had one who does nothing but rub the tip working her thumb across the pee hole. My penis just turtled rembering that.

**scibble** · 03-02-2009, 11:00 AM

that's right, A cups not giving good titty jobs

**Dukkit** · 03-02-2009, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by oneshot

she doesnt have much titty to work with... mine are much bigger

isnt that sad.??

ive had a few girls where my tits were more of a handful then theirs

**Voland** · 03-02-2009, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

actually sugar-->slin--> fat

fat-->more test and strenght-->more muscle

**oneshot** · 03-02-2009, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

haha
howd ya know? well mine is fake of course
bought it off an asian lady on the side walk table

bummer. put it in her butt

or... give her the boot like i have needed to do for a couple weeks now.

**scibble** · 03-02-2009, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

no shit
ever had one who does nothing but rub the tip working her thumb across the pee hole. My penis just turtled rembering that.

common mistake...not fun

**Dukkit** · 03-02-2009, 11:02 AM

Originally Posted by oneshot

or... give her the boot like i have needed to do for a couple weeks now.

oh this is your neighbor??

then yea.. kick her to the curb

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-02-2009, 11:02 AM

lol i already told him to stick it in her butt and he says she wont let him

**oneshot** · 03-02-2009, 11:02 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

isnt that sad.??

ive had a few girls where my tits were more of a handful then theirs

maybe try a sternum job? it's bad though. i gotta imagine all kinda of other kinky shit just to keep it up

**10nispro** · 03-02-2009, 11:03 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

y-yeah, th-th-that's it....swinging again....

well, you know, it's all part of the fun!

I knew you were the biggest whore here, I knew it, I knew it!!!!! Doing a dance to celebrate

**scibble** · 03-02-2009, 11:03 AM

course if she fat you can get a pannus-job

**10nispro** · 03-02-2009, 11:04 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

10nis... what movie did you and your daughter watch sat night?

definately, maybe.

**Dukkit** · 03-02-2009, 11:04 AM

just fukk her armpit Oneshot

i saw that once

theres actually a fetish for it

or she can give you a foot job

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-02-2009, 11:04 AM

someone explain to me how i can **** my neighbors too

**oneshot** · 03-02-2009, 11:04 AM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

lol i already told him to stick it in her butt and he says she wont let him

she wont let me YET i said. surprisingly though, she didnt freak out when i stuck a finger up her ass. i was hoping she would flip out and raise hell, solely for my own entertainment purposes.