'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Kratos]

there isn't one....another of society's creations for people to slowly kill themselves

newsflash, you're gonna die anyway
have fun with the little bit of time you got

[Kratos]

I just made the sandwich girl cry by accident

[RuhlFreak55]

newsflash, you're gonna die anyway
have fun with the little bit of time you got

if i stay healthy i'll reach the point in our future when our expected ages start increasing faster than our true age......and live forever, so there!!!

[Dukkit]

newsflash, you're gonna die anyway
have fun with the little bit of time you got

dun dun dun!!!!

we all gonna die, fukk the world man! aint no body gettin out alive!!!

[Dukkit]

I just made the sandwich girl cry by accident

do tell....

[Kratos]

if i stay healthy i'll reach the point in our future when our expected ages start increasing faster than our true age......and live forever, so there!!!

seeing as how our life expectancy now is less than it was 20 years ago, I wouldn't count on it

[Ernst]

oh, i see.
So a 16yrs can drive a car and you cant go into a club until 21?...

The driving age depends on the state. There are even a few where you can drive at 14.

There's still illegal drug-filled underground raves and parties to go to for the underaged teen up to no good.

[Ernst]

newsflash, you're gonna die anyway
have fun with the little bit of time you got

Seriously Rühl. You're going to die without having ever lived.

[Kratos]

do tell....

well, first of all, she's pretty freakin hott, so I talk to her a bit
on friday she had her nails painted lime green
when she handed me my change, I made a comment about her nails being a cool color.
she told me her make-up and belt were going to match that night

[RuhlFreak55]

Seriously Rühl. You're going to die without having ever lived.

i would have to be capable of dying for that to occur

[Kratos]

so I told her that was cool, and that she must have a big night planned
she said not really
she was going out by herself cause she hates her bf
the last 2 weeks he went to the bar by himself (no friends) and didn't invite her
so she was going out by herself to try to get him to pay attention to her

[Kratos]

well, today I asked how her night out went, if she got any result from her bf

[Kratos]

they had made plans on friday, and she was going to blow him off and go out by herself looking all hott

[Kratos]

he stood her up for their plans together so there was no point in her going out anymore, so she stayed home and cried

called him up and dumped him

[Kratos]

so yeah, she started crying while telling me about this, and I feel crappy

[Ernst]

so yeah, she started crying while telling me about this, and I feel crappy

Take her out and show her a good time.

[Ernst]

Just remember to tread lightly with the girl who handles your food lol.

[Voland]

who is sandwich girl?

[Kratos]

Take her out and show her a good time.

that's just what I need, a fourth girl to juggle haha
idk, I might, just didn't think it was appropriate to ask her out while she was crying. She's got a real nice body in a good way.

[Kratos]

who is sandwich girl?

this hottie who works the counter at the grinder shop next to my office

[Kratos]

i would have to be capable of dying for that to occur

cause steroids don't cause health problems, right? Just cause big muscles look healthy doesn't mean they are.

[Voland]

this hottie who works the counter at the grinder shop next to my office

oh, she is out of your reach, she is dating me.

[Kratos]

I know I'm gonna die
hell, out of the whores, I'll prolly roll out first
when's the last time you saw a 6'3'' 90 year old man?
seems to be the little 100 pound oldies that go the distance

[Voland]

all of you are small, i will be big. Big, BIg, BIG.

[RuhlFreak55]

cause steroids don't cause health problems, right? Just cause big muscles look healthy doesn't mean they are.

nope...steroids cause no health problems whatsoever

[Dukkit]

that's just what I need, a fourth girl to juggle haha
idk, I might, just didn't think it was appropriate to ask her out while she was crying. She's got a real nice body in a good way.

do it

you owe it to yourself

splurge.... life is a buffet of women... you need to try and taste as many as you can.

[Dukkit]

I know I'm gonna die
hell, out of the whores, I'll prolly roll out first
when's the last time you saw a 6'3'' 90 year old man?
seems to be the little 100 pound oldies that go the distance

ah shit, whyd you say that

now im gonna die early too
cuz your right

ya never see an old 6'3 man

or maybe all the 6'3 guys shrank as they aged and now they are 5'11 and still kickin!!

[Ernst]

I'm going out young.

[Kratos]

ah shit, whyd you say that

now im gonna die early too
cuz your right

ya never see an old 6'3 man

or maybe all the 6'3 guys shrank as they aged and now they are 5'11 and still kickin!!

nah, don't even see any 5'11''s walking around
the 5'7'' guys that shrink to 5'4'' are built to last

[Voland]

I know I'm gonna die
hell, out of the whores, I'll prolly roll out first
when's the last time you saw a 6'3'' 90 year old man?
seems to be the little 100 pound oldies that go the distance

My great grand dad was 6,1 and he was born in the 1800's (late but yet 1800s), those must be like todays 6,7 or so. He lived until 73. Todays 90 perhaps. damn!!! why didn't i get his genetics!!!

[Voland]

I'm going out young.

if im lucky i may get to my 30's

[Kratos]

oh, she is out of your reach, she is dating me.

she's there for the pickin, how many customes you think she tells about her bf probs? I just need to reach out and pluck it from the vine. I want to hit it, not sure if I want to date her though. I want a relationship at some point with someone with bigger ambitions than slinging sandwiches.

[Voland]

nah, don't even see any 5'11''s walking around
the 5'7'' guys that shrink to 5'4'' are built to last

cos a +6ft +200lbs dude is an anomaly (wether youlike it or not)
Men are not ment to weight +200lbs (more or less) nor be so tall is just the law of evolution; they get extinted cos its not a practical body to survive.

[Kratos]

went out to dave and busters on Saturday with some friends and Teacher chick. Friends thought she was very hot as do I. We had fun, she beat me at a lot of the driving games

We had a little make-out session in a non crowded part before the end of the night. It was fun.

[Voland]

she's there for the pickin, how many customes you think she tells about her bf probs? I just need to reach out and pluck it from the vine. I want to hit it, not sure if I want to date her though. I want a relationship at some point with someone with bigger ambitions than slinging sandwiches.

bah, i want a RICH girl so i dont have to work.

[RuhlFreak55]

i know for a fact i'll easily live to be 110

[Kratos]

cos a +6ft +200lbs dude is an anomaly (wether youlike it or not)
Men are not ment to weight +200lbs (more or less) nor be so tall is just the law of evolution; they get extinted cos its not a practical body to survive.

but we live long enough to mate, and mate we do
girls love the tallness
driving humans to evolve taller, glad I can do my part

[Voland]

went out to dave and busters on Saturday with some friends and Teacher chick. Friends thought she was very hot as do I. We had fun, she beat me at a lot of the driving games

We had a little make-out session in a non crowded part before the end of the night. It was fun.

you suck at driving.

[Kratos]

bah, i want a RICH girl so i dont have to work.

next best thing is a girl with a good job, so you don't have to be a beast of burdon

[Ernst]

I want a relationship at some point with someone with bigger ambitions than slinging sandwiches.

Good point. You know that she's not working on bigger things?