'Official Postwhore Thread'

[sizerp]

Sup boys?

[scibble]

I come from a small town. I'm not missing anything staying home. It's the same people and parties as three years ago. The same group of people locked in the bathroom with "sinus trouble", the same fools doing kegstands in the backyard, the same people smoking on the porch... I don't drink anymore anyway.

yep, that does sound played.

i found out that lot of test will make me go out and drink, but otherwise i m not into that

[scibble]

good afternoon (here) sizzle-pants

[Ernst]

yep, that does sound played.

i found out that lot of test will make me go out and drink, but otherwise i m not into that

When I get out of this place I'll go out for nights like this. There will be new girls I haven't been looking at for years.

[scibble]

sizz me up! you have any stories from last night?

[BlInDsIdE]

whoooooores

[scibble]

When I get out of this place I'll go out for nights like this. There will be new girls I haven't been looking at for years.

"We gotta get outta this place... if it's the last thing we E-ver do!
we gotta get outta this place...girl there's a better life, for me and you."

[scibble]

hi blinders

[Ernst]

"We gotta get outta this place... if it's the last thing we E-ver do!
we gotta get outta this place...baby there's a better life, for me and you."

What is that, The Animals?

[scibble]

What is that, The Animals?

i bleeb so

[sizerp]

good afternoon (here) sizzle-pants

Hey here too!

sizz me up! you have any stories from last night?

Damnit Scibbs I was gonna ask you the same thing!

I've been sick, and stayed home during last nights festivities.

[Ernst]

I think I may get some bromo going too.... what do you think?

[scibble]

Damnit Scibbs I was gonna ask you the same thing!

I've been sick, and stayed home during last nights festivities.

nothin'. read in bed, fell asleep, and then the fireworks woke me up.

i think mainly cause i just dont know anyone at all who'd want to go out. my one bud went to dinner with his girl, but no one out partying

[scibble]

I think I may get some bromo going too.... what do you think?

i'm ignorant regarding the use of bromo, except for medical uses like prolactin secreting pituitary tumors.

[Ernst]

Bromo is used by juicers like caber.

[scibble]

i thought about trying the caber but i dam costly
havent checked bromo...

[scibble]

hmmm....i see it is much cheaper than caber

[Ernst]

I can get bromo and another cycle for the price of caber... or i would have just bought some before I started this cycle.

[Ernst]

I think I'll be researching it later. I know a little about it, but not nearly as much as I'd like to before I decide to shove some in my body.

[scibble]

me too

[Ernst]

Well, I'm gonna disappear for a bit. Later on fellas.

[Kratos]

good thing I didn't have work today, I can't drink like I once could.

[peachfuzz]

sissy

[Kratos]

I need to take a dump but the plumbing is backing up into my basement shower and sink. Not sure I sould send a log down the pipe.

[peachfuzz]

take one on your lawn...its good luck for the new year!

[Skully44420]

hey whores

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf, when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon.

So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.

"Hello?" says a little girl's voice.

"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says Bob. "Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."

After a brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"

"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"

"Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car's just pulled up outside the house."

"Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?"

"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead."

"Oh, my God! What about Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too, and
he was all scared and he jumped out the back
window into the swimming pool. But he must
have forgot that last week you took out all
the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of
the swimming pool and now he's dead too."

There is a long pause. "Swimming pool? Is
this 854-7039?"

[FREAK]

hey whores!!!!

[Dukkit]

alright sluts

dukki's in the house

[Dukkit]

booga booga

my boss isnt here today

sooo

im gonna whore

[F4iGuy]

later

[Dukkit]

later

where ya goin!!

[scibble]

day off

[bodybuilder1107]

It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf, when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon.

So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.

"Hello?" says a little girl's voice.

"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says Bob. "Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."

After a brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"

"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"

"Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car's just pulled up outside the house."

"Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?"

"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead."

"Oh, my God! What about Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too, and
he was all scared and he jumped out the back
window into the swimming pool. But he must
have forgot that last week you took out all
the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of
the swimming pool and now he's dead too."

There is a long pause. "Swimming pool? Is
this 854-7039?"

thats messed up that might suck

[Dukkit]

day off

good day to you sir!!

[Ernst]

It's always my day off.

[Dukkit]

its always my day on!!

on cycle that is!!

hahhah

syke
i wanna cycle

[Ernst]

Gee, how about a nice prop/deca cycle....

[Ernst]

I'm a bastard.

[Dukkit]

Gee, how about a nice prop/deca cycle....

that would be nice. except i dont have that anymore. lol

I'm a bastard.

so am i. i never met my father