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    sounds like a good diagnosis to me

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    Yes. It's possible.

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    Sup scibble?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    my ass reeks

    i think im becoming lactose intolerant.

    is that possible?

    it seems that everyday i have milk... my ass reeks like death

    but days i dont have any milk. not a single fart is emitted from my brown hole
    stop shoving gerbils up there they start to rot

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    Not before they try to chew their way out. Lost some good women that way...

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    my gerbils are all dead

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    im excited

    abbot is tweaking my new diet

    time to grow boys

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    sounds like a good diagnosis to me
    really? ya think so? my bowels have been bloated and gassy too

    but only with milk

    ive drank milk everyday since i was being breast fed. how can i become intolerant now.

    i love milk damnit!!

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    Abbot? That's someone who I haven't seen on the board in a while. Guess now that you sold that gear you can afford the food. What an evil circle.

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    quote of the day

    "In order to be a god. We first must be a god maker. For we are what we create"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Abbot? That's someone who I haven't seen on the board in a while. Guess now that you sold that gear you can afford the food. What an evil circle.
    yeah hes been busy.

    but we text and email everyday

    i was gonna chill with him new years eve. but decided to spend the night alone

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    really? ya think so? my bowels have been bloated and gassy too

    but only with milk

    ive drank milk everyday since i was being breast fed. how can i become intolerant now.

    i love milk damnit!!
    so firstly, HI everyone!

    so secondly, that's the way it is. your intestines produce less lactase as you get older, more lactose makes it to your colon, and them bacteria just eat it and fart. so if it makes you feel better, it's the bacteria that are farting, not you

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    so firstly, HI everyone!

    so secondly, that's the way it is. your intestines produce less lactase as you get older, more lactose makes it to your colon, and them bacteria just eat it and fart. so if it makes you feel better, it's the bacteria that are farting, not you
    gosh darn it

    time for some soy milk.
    lol

    oh and hello scibbles and bits

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    really? ya think so? my bowels have been bloated and gassy too

    but only with milk

    ive drank milk everyday since i was being breast fed. how can i become intolerant now.

    i love milk damnit!!
    Genetics. Some people lose the ability to make the enzyme to break down lactose. Hence "lactose intolerance". One of my old friends has become a skinhead and brags about his "superior aryan genes". It brings me great pleasure to remind him of his lactose intolerance.

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    you can buy Lactaid (TM), lactase pills and eat a couple before drinking your milk

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    i was thinking to recommend you all watch the 1981 thriller "Tattoo" since so many of you are into inkin yourselves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    so firstly, HI everyone!

    so secondly, that's the way it is. your intestines produce less lactase as you get older, more lactose makes it to your colon, and them bacteria just eat it and fart. so if it makes you feel better, it's the bacteria that are farting, not you
    I've often thought of that, but then decided I want the credit.

    I'M THE ONE FARTING!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Genetics. Some people lose the ability to make the enzyme to break down lactose. Hence "lactose intolerance". One of my old friends has become a skinhead and brags about his "superior aryan genes". It brings me great pleasure to remind him of his lactose intolerance.
    haha

    damn i was goin for the skin head tryouts next months!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    you can buy Lactaid (TM), lactase pills and eat a couple before drinking your milk
    haha

    nice (TM)

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    i think anyone who is a racist skin head, should develop skin cancer on that bald head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    i was thinking to recommend you all watch the 1981 thriller "Tattoo" since so many of you are into inkin yourselves.
    Huh? Why?

    I've only got 4 tats.

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    In the bar where I was celibrating New Years, some old dude was sitting at a table even though the place was packed out. I decided to squeek out a fart as I often do in bars. There was a band playing and stuff so I didn't even try to be quiet. I let one rip. My ass was only about a foot from the dude's face sitting down. By the look on his face I know he heard it. So I basically farted right on him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Huh? Why?

    I've only got 4 tats.
    10 here

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    eh, it's just an interesting movie. this tattoo artist obsesses on a model and keeps her locked up so he can tattoo her, and she obviously tries to escape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    In the bar where I was celibrating New Years, some old dude was sitting at a table even though the place was packed out. I decided to squeek out a fart as I often do in bars. There was a band playing and stuff so I didn't even try to be quiet. I let one rip. My ass was only about a foot from the dude's face sitting down. By the look on his face I know he heard it. So I basically farted right on him.
    you are a bad ass mofo!!

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    zero tats here LOL

    was branded once, but cant even see it now

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    eh, it's just an interesting movie. this tattoo artist obsesses on a model and keeps her locked up so he can tattoo her, and she obviously tries to escape.
    i saw a movie called torture (i think its called that)
    it was good. but i didnt see the last 10 mins of it... which was the ending!! so i dont know how it ended
    im gonna rent it again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    In the bar where I was celibrating New Years, some old dude was sitting at a table even though the place was packed out. I decided to squeek out a fart as I often do in bars. There was a band playing and stuff so I didn't even try to be quiet. I let one rip. My ass was only about a foot from the dude's face sitting down. By the look on his face I know he heard it. So I basically farted right on him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    gosh darn it

    time for some soy milk.
    lol

    oh and hello scibbles and bits
    phytoestrogens

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    eeew, reed, just....ewwww!

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    ugh the shart (aka oopsie poosie), the only thing more embarassing would be

    1. blart
    A fart with blood in it. When you strain to fart, blood sprays into your underwear.
    After jaay got rid of his wicked case of buttslaw, he still had the occasional painful blart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    phytoestrogens
    oh yeah, soy milk reduces test or something.... good thing im on trt.

    lol

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    urban dictionary?

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    i wanna be a DILF

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    hey whores

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    There was some article written on how to lower your test to get trt somewhere. As I recall it consisted mainly of sleep deprivation, no exercise, and beer.

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    SKULLY!!

    you slut!!

    how are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    urban dictionary?
    yeah, I love that thing

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    New York in how many days?

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