'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Ernst]

a deaf slut, that is.

[Dukkit]

hmm

interesting

[Dukkit]

i need some sex toys

my one ex took them all

and if i get on cycle anytime soon... ill need some kinky sex with my girls

toys are needed

[Kratos]

I think I may be calling the plumbers to my house soon and a big bill. My main shitter pipe to the house seems to be backing up. There is water in my basement shower and sink.

[Dukkit]

I think I may be calling the plumbers to my house soon and a big bill. My main shitter pipe to the house seems to be backing up. There is water in my basement shower and sink.

ewww

[Kratos]

ewww

I could make out little peices of shit and disolved toilet paper in the basement sink. It could be either my shit or from the apt upstairs which makes it extra interesting. I don't use that sink for anything but a urinal anyway when I'm working on a project in the basement. I just don't want a bill from the plumber.

[Dukkit]

*sigh*

i feel like im losing track of life

[Dukkit]

ever get that feeling when you have to make yourself stop living up "here"

and start living down "here" ??

[Dukkit]

fukkin work is ridiculous

its so slow

that the days go on forever

i wish it was busy so the days would go faster

[Dukkit]

im going shoppin tonight

new shoes

i wanna start tanning

i need groceries

[Dukkit]

I could make out little peices of shit and disolved toilet paper in the basement sink. It could be either my shit or from the apt upstairs which makes it extra interesting. I don't use that sink for anything but a urinal anyway when I'm working on a project in the basement. I just don't want a bill from the plumber.

lol

i do the same thing with my sink in the basement. its my urinal

just dont tell my neighbor upstairs that. she does her laundry down there and uses it for odds and ends. lol

[AnimalGear]

I'm gonna start tanning with my girl too

i'm sick of being pasty white

[AnimalGear]

lol

i do the same thing with my sink in the basement. its my urinal

just dont tell my neighbor upstairs that. she does her laundry down there and uses it for odds and ends. lol

I'm gonna tell her!!

[Dukkit]

I'm gonna tell her!!

SNITCH!

you know that snitches get stitches right!!??

[Kratos]

It's snowing like a mo fo and I got surgery at 1
It was slippery coming back from fed-ex this morning

[Ernst]

Snitches: they're a dying breed.

[Kratos]

snitches get stitches or if they mess with me found in ditches

[Ernst]

Lord, grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know where to hide the bodies that they may never be found.

[Kratos]

Lord, grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know where to hide the bodies that they may never be found.

The ocean. 1 week in there and they aren't ever finding any of that body. I've come up with many plans for body disposal in my spare time in case I ever need to get rid of one. I think I've settled on the ocean.

[Ernst]

How about hydroflouric acid?

[Kratos]

You have to put it somewhere remote and make sure it stays sunk but not wrap it in such a way the bones won't float away in time. Don't put it where a fishing trawler is going to pull it up. Once a month goes buy figure you're in the clear.

[Dukkit]

You have to put it somewhere remote and make sure it stays sunk but not wrap it in such a way the bones won't float away in time. Don't put it where a fishing trawler is going to pull it up. Once a month goes buy figure you're in the clear.

im gonna be like dexter and take the body out to the gulf stream. so it gets carried away and never found.

[Kratos]

How about hydroflouric acid?

where you gonna get that without leaving a mile long paper trail? Plus that stuff is nasty to work with. What are you gonna do wash the body down a drain? I've never tried sending a body down the drain but I'm guessing it takes awhile and then the smell is probably awful. Then you gotta bring the body in your house where you might leave a hair or god knows what.

[Kratos]

crabs and lobsters will poop that body right out
there will be nothing left
then spend a long time cleaning the boat and your trunk or whatever, throw out any clothes you wore. Don't use a credit card if you buy cleaning products. If you used a gun run a file down the barrel so the ballistics doesn't match and break it into as many peices as possible and throw it in the drink.

[Kratos]

until there is a body, it's only a missing person

[Dukkit]

where you gonna get that without leaving a mile long paper trail? Plus that stuff is nasty to work with. What are you gonna do wash the body down a drain? I've never tried sending a body down the drain but I'm guessing it takes awhile and then the smell is probably awful. Then you gotta bring the body in your house where you might leave a hair or god knows what.

take it to the pig farm

they eat everything including bones

[Kratos]

take it to the pig farm

they eat everything including bones

watch movies much?
the pig farmer might notice, unless they're your pigs

[Dukkit]

someone just asked me yesterday what are some things i really wanna do...

i said take someones life

sky dive

and drive over 200 mph

[Dukkit]

watch movies much?
the pig farmer might notice, unless they're your pigs

nah

take it early evening after the farmer makes his rounds

cut the body up into many many pieces

and then distribute the lil chunks through out the pen

the chunks will be gone by morn

[Ernst]

Follow the mobs example. Just bury the bastard in a lot in Jersey. Worked like a charm for decades.

[Kratos]

someone just asked me yesterday what are some things i really wanna do...

i said take someones life

sky dive

and drive over 200 mph

I've done 160 plus on my bike. Need a new one if I want to hit 200.
Skydiving, yeah, I'm gonna do that someday.

[Dukkit]

I've done 160 plus on my bike. Need a new one if I want to hit 200.
Skydiving, yeah, I'm gonna do that someday.

ive done 150 in a mustang

need like a lambo to get 200.

and i want 200 in a car

200 on a bike scares me.

[Kratos]

Follow the mobs example. Just bury the bastard in a lot in Jersey. Worked like a charm for decades.

I don't want to worry about the body for years and years.

[Ernst]

where you gonna get that without leaving a mile long paper trail? Plus that stuff is nasty to work with. What are you gonna do wash the body down a drain? I've never tried sending a body down the drain but I'm guessing it takes awhile and then the smell is probably awful. Then you gotta bring the body in your house where you might leave a hair or god knows what.

If I'm not mistaken it isn't too difficult to make. And anything that dissolves people is going to be a bitch to work with.

[Ernst]

I don't want to worry about the body for years and years.

What about the spot of blood or iota of flesh on the stern of your boat-- just as bad.

[Dukkit]

abbot has convinced me to write a book

lol

[Ernst]

Dare I ask about what?

[Dukkit]

What about the spot of blood or iota of flesh on the stern of your boat-- just as bad.

you dont use your boat silly


steal on from the marina

[Dukkit]

Dare I ask about what?

everything

dating

fukkin

whoring

fighting

drugs

interesting ppl ive met along the way...

you know... life

[Ernst]

No way in hell I'd write an autobiography.