'Official Postwhore Thread'

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

Things to do on an Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”
14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.
22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it

[Ernst]

I think I've ridden in an elevator with you

[F4iGuy]

Nice post. I like the exploding noise idea

[KatsMeow]

Things to do on an Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”
14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.
22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it

I like #5

[KatsMeow]

You've been nice and sick lately...

It's like Ketosis, but with more misery.

Yeah I'm just happy not to be in the hospital anymore.

[peachfuzz]

[Ernst]

peaches like to bump uglies.

[peachfuzz]

peaches like to bump uglies.

leave your sister out of this....


and ill leave this out of your sister!

[Ernst]

Aw dude you slept with her? That girl fell off the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Her nickname is "deca dick" for God's sake.

[Ernst]

Ernst's sister:

[Ernst]

The family resemblance is eerie.

[peachfuzz]

hahahahaha

we all know thats you Ernst.

here is Ernst's sister...

[Ernst]

Damn. I wanna nail my sister.

[Ernst]

hahahahaha

we all know thats you Ernst.

here is Ernst's sister...

so peaches can't edit that out and leave me with that tranny...

[Dukkit]

hahah

nice ernst

[Ernst]

Guten Morgen.

[Ernst]

Tomorrow I'm going to pick up more ON whey protein, animal pak vitamins, and some tribulus to test in pct.

[Dukkit]

this girl last night asked me how many girls ive slept with....

i told her 7

7 is a good number

[Dukkit]

Tomorrow I'm going to pick up more ON whey protein, animal pak vitamins, and some tribulus to test in pct.

pct!
pct!

pct is for pansies!

i stay on forever!!

[Ernst]

Better save that prop and deca then...

[Dukkit]

Better save that prop and deca then...

already sold it all.

[Ernst]

I hope you got good $ for it at least. Although I guess when it's free to you it's all good.

[Dukkit]

I hope you got good $ for it at least. Although I guess when it's free to you it's all good.

lets say i made 250 percent profit off the prop

and the deca was about 175 percent profit

[Dukkit]

nooowww

i need to get a cycle for me

[Dukkit]

my local source has 30 mls of something that looks like test but isnt labeled.

i know its legit. just not sure what it is.

thinking of buying it. shooting it for 2 weeks or so

then gettin blood work... if my test is high, its test. if its low then its deca

cuz its not the color of tren and those are the only oils he has so its one or the other

[Ernst]

Mystery cycle? lolz I'd love to see you post that in the Q&A.

[Dukkit]

i have no plans for new years eve

im goin to the gym, makin dinner. watchin a movie. then ill be in bed by 10

all alone.

just the way i want it.

[Dukkit]

Mystery cycle? lolz I'd love to see you post that in the Q&A.

haha

nah like i said. i would get blood work, that would tell me. its either sust, or deca

[Dukkit]

my shoulders are breaking out

ugh

[Ernst]

I'll be waking up around 10pm here. For New Years I'm going to pay rent and work out. Probably just stay home.

[Dukkit]

this chick says that it takes 3 dates to get to have sex with her

but she has paid for the first 2 dates

hahahaha

[Dukkit]

i wonder if my gym is open on new years
probably not

[Dukkit]

this 19 year old asked me if i could help teach her how to give head yesterday

lol

i said of course

[Ernst]

The stuff I'm on now my shoulders are always breaking out. It's odd, my first cycle was just test (human pharm grade) and if anything I had less acne.

[Ernst]

this 19 year old asked me if i could help teach her how to give head yesterday

lol

i said of course

I'll volunteer as the test subject for her final exam.

[Dukkit]

The stuff I'm on now my shoulders are always breaking out. It's odd, my first cycle was just test (human pharm grade) and if anything I had less acne.

yeah thats what im sayin

i get less acne on cycle

since im not on cycle.. im breakin out

[Dukkit]

I'll volunteer as the test subject for her final exam.

haha

alright. ill send her to ya

i wanna video the training. haha

[Dukkit]

im tired

this chick kept me up till 12 last night

waaaayyy past my bedtime

[Dukkit]

slutting alone

im not a slut if im alone am i?

[Ernst]

If a slut moans in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?