'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

No way in hell I'd write an autobiography.

well i wouldnt use my name, other ppls names and locations

duh

ever read the book. "i hope they serve beer in hell"

if not.. do it

[Ernst]

I'd have to change so much it would be a fiction novel.

[Kratos]

If I'm not mistaken it isn't too difficult to make. And anything that dissolves people is going to be a bitch to work with.

nah, you can't make it
you might be able to get some red devil lye without going through a chemical company and that might do the job.

[Ernst]

I just looked that book up. They made a movie out of it-- yet to be released.

[Dukkit]

I'd have to change so much it would be a fiction novel.

with me it wont be bad

ive moved and lived all over the world

so theres not alot tying me to one place

so the stories will be bits and pieces from and there

[Dukkit]

I just looked that book up. They made a movie out of it-- yet to be released.

really!!

shit

[Ernst]

All over the world dukkit? Thats' right... you're a military brat, huh?

[Dukkit]

All over the world dukkit? Thats' right... you're a military brat, huh?

navy. and not a brat. my step dad hated me. beat me. didnt let me out. gave me all handme downs

so i wasnt spoiled

[Dukkit]

asshole

hes on my list of tops nominations to murder

only if my half brother didnt love him. and i didnt love my half brother.. then hed be #1

[Kratos]

I just found out the hospital for my 1 o'clock case refuses to sterilize two of the insturments. They discribed them as mallets, but nothing in that set resembles a mallet. Hope they weren't important.

[Ernst]

I just found out the hospital for my 1 o'clock case refuses to sterilize two of the insturments. They discribed them as mallets, but nothing in that set resembles a mallet. Hope they weren't important.

Your job sounds more like auto repair than surgery lol.

[Dukkit]

haha

mallets

for surgery.

thats why i dont go to the doc for the important stuff

scares me

[Dukkit]

guess i should call my gym. see when they are open till

probably 12

gay

[Ernst]

I come from a "medical family". Most of the men are docs, and the women nurses. When other kids went to the hospital I was treated at home. Urinary tract infections and parasites are dinner table conversation.

[DSM4Life]

hmmm should i take the day off ? I have off work today

[Ernst]

Snook? DSM, what's that mean?

[Dukkit]

I come from a "medical family". Most of the men are docs, and the women nurses. When other kids went to the hospital I was treated at home. Urinary tract infections and parasites are dinner table conversation.

one of my childhood friends, his family owned a few funeral homes

id come over for dinner. the house was built onto and behind the funeral home. and dinner would consist of dead body discussions

[DSM4Life]

Snook? DSM, what's that mean?

Nickname for someone close to me that passed away this year.

[Ernst]

Nickname for someone close to me that passed away this year.

Sorry.

[DSM4Life]

Sorry.

thank you.

[Dukkit]

i have a headache

[Ernst]

Du hast Kopfschmerzen? Tut mir leid.

[Dukkit]

and i think i have SBS

scratchy ball syndrome

[Dukkit]

im the irish brawler

[Ernst]

No I am.

[Ernst]

Off to pay rent. Gee, I guess I had too much money.

[scibble]

and i think i have SBS

scratchy ball syndrome

you do pal, you do!

[Ernst]

Dukkit, your itchy balls compel you to keep whoring.

[Dukkit]

Dukkit, your itchy balls compel you to keep whoring.

my old roomate would sit next to in me class

he would whisper in a high pitched voice

(dukkit, dukkit, these are your pubic hairs calling to you, dukkit.... we need shaved and once we are shaved, we need to be kept close to some poon. we need to feel that skin on skin contact. the sweat. the bodily fluids, but first. shave us)


he was a nut

cracked me up

[scibble]

Dukkit, your itchy balls compel you to keep whoring.

because he can move the mouse around and hide the scratching under the desk

burn!

[Dukkit]

because he can move the mouse around and hide the scratching under the desk

burn!

i stand at my desk all day. the comp comes up to my nipples. so no under the desk. just behind the desk

but i dont hide it. i work with all guys. ill itch if i wanna

[scibble]

new years eve....dont know that i'll do anything at all

[Dukkit]

new years eve....dont know that i'll do anything at all

im not. ill be asleep by 10

[Kratos]

I guess I'll go take a drive in the blizzard
I'm getting drunk for new years. got a DD and a party to go to.

[Dukkit]

I guess I'll go take a drive in the blizzard
I'm getting drunk for new years. got a DD and a party to go to.

im the DD also

DESIGNATED DRINKER!!!!

[scibble]

i'm the DDD!

[scibble]

The designated drunk driver.

[Reed]

Happy New Years Eve!!! You bunch of WHORES!!!

WHose is going out tonight and getting wasted ME ew ew ME!!!!

[scibble]

i'd get wasted if i were hangin out in Tennesse with you reader rabbit (in a non-gay way of course)

[scibble]

all the other people my age around here grew up and dont get wasted anymore