'Official Postwhore Thread'

**Kratos** · 12-09-2008, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

i gotta poop

meeting my PO in 30 mins.

i always get nervous

my buddy told me a funny story on the phone last night

he clogged his toilet really bad and told his land-lord to fix several times

it took like a week and a half before he came over

he just kept shitting in the toilet tetris style

full of logs and then topped off with soft serve

when the guy finally came over to fix it he was like "are you kidding me"

"hey buddy I don't just stop shitting at your convienence"

he had to fish all the shit out with a rubber glove and bag it

**scibble** · 12-09-2008, 11:34 AM

hahah, that's what he gets for bein a lazy a55

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

my buddy told me a funny story on the phone last night

he clogged his toilet really bad and told his land-lord to fix several times

it took like a week and a half before he came over

he just kept shitting in the toilet tetris style

full of logs and then topped off with soft serve

when the guy finally came over to fix it he was like "are you kidding me"

"hey buddy I don't just stop shitting at your convienence"

he had to fish all the shit out with a rubber glove and bag it

kick ass!!

**scibble** · 12-09-2008, 11:39 AM

reminds me when i had GI distress some years back.. i was driving around desperately looking for a bathroom..

i mean...all my strength was focussed on squeezing so i wouldn't shit my pants, but I knew, yes, I knew it was a losing battle.. i felt i had only seconds..

stopped at a coin op laundromat... the owner says..."sorry no public restroom here"

I'm like "Lady, I'm sick. You're about to get it one way or another!" reaching for my belt buckle.

Man, those restroom keys came flying out into my hand like lightnin !

**scibble** · 12-09-2008, 11:44 AM

and then, there was silence....

**scibble** · 12-09-2008, 11:53 AM

realllll silence

**Kratos** · 12-09-2008, 11:54 AM

enjoy the silence

**Kratos** · 12-09-2008, 11:54 AM

I never though when I grew up, this is what working would be like

**scibble** · 12-09-2008, 11:55 AM

when i was growing up, i never thought about it...

**scibble** · 12-09-2008, 12:28 PM

jeez,

went to the hospital, took care of biz, came back, and still no one here

Lame-o !

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 12:38 PM

just got back from PO meeting

all good

took a pee test... passed of course

ill see her again in 2 months

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 12:44 PM

fukkin wifey material chick is pushin my buttons. and not the good ones

im about to cross her off my list

**calgarian** · 12-09-2008, 12:47 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

fukkin wifey material chick is pushin my buttons. and not the good ones

im about to cross her off my list

so she is pressing ur balls?

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 12:50 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

so she is pressing ur balls?

noo. i said... not the good buttons

i like some pressure on my balls

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 01:01 PM

boring

**scibble** · 12-09-2008, 01:02 PM

dukk, maybe you should rethink this whole wife idea. it's no fairytale.

that's what wives do.. they press your buttons...but in between you find some happiness with them...

and if you decide later to cross your wife off the list, it is very very expensive and unpleasant

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 01:03 PM

Originally Posted by scibble

dukk, maybe you should rethink this whole wife idea. it's no fairytale.

that's what wives do.. they press your buttons...but in between you find some happiness with them...

and if you decide later to cross your wife off the list, it is very very expensive and unpleasant

your right. fukk it
im done with it.

ima whore till i cant anymore

i give up

thank you father scibble

**scibble** · 12-09-2008, 01:06 PM

always there to help, my son

now go forth and spread the seed

(dukk: aka Johnny Spermseed)

**scibble** · 12-09-2008, 01:08 PM

mail for Mr. Dukkit, mail for Mr. Dukkit!

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 01:10 PM

Originally Posted by scibble

mail for Mr. Dukkit, mail for Mr. Dukkit!

i shall go check

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 01:13 PM

hah

sweet scibble. yea. im too tired to look up maps today. i looked at too many maps last night driving NYC

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 01:14 PM

i kinda miss this avy chick. we had a great time last night. even before the sex

kinda looking forward to her coming down on friday

**scibble** · 12-09-2008, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

i kinda miss this avy chick. we had a great time last night. even before the sex

kinda looking forward to her coming down on friday

and looking forward to her going down on friday

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 01:21 PM

Originally Posted by scibble

and looking forward to her going down on friday

of course. thats automatically included

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 01:23 PM

she was supposed to leave on sat afternoon. but i think ill make her stay till sunday.

oh and my lil bro is comin in from out of town.

we are gving him a goin away party.. hes going into the airforce. getting shipped off to texas for school

**Kratos** · 12-09-2008, 01:25 PM

just took a dump

**Kratos** · 12-09-2008, 01:26 PM

I'm not into the dominicana thang
call me prejuduce but I'm only sexually attracted to white chicks

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 01:27 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I'm not into the dominicana thang
call me prejuduce but I'm only sexually attracted to white chicks

im attracted to all kinds of women.

plain and simple as that

they are all pink on the inside

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 01:29 PM

13-mmd85

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 01:29 PM

lol

i just put in a part number that was meant for another program

idiot

**scibble** · 12-09-2008, 01:33 PM

i've got Kratos type preferences.

the others just dont do it for me, except those mocha latte latinas

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 01:40 PM

Originally Posted by scibble

i've got Kratos type preferences.

the others just dont do it for me, except those mocha latte latinas

picky picky

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 01:42 PM

Originally Posted by scibble

i've got Kratos type preferences.

the others just dont do it for me, except those mocha latte latinas

wait!! you have a white preference but your married to a brownie??

**scibble** · 12-09-2008, 01:44 PM

ok, well my wife is a pale brownie, and an exception

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 01:44 PM

Originally Posted by scibble

ok, well my wife is a pale brownie, and an exception

psht. see if i ever trust another word you type

**scibble** · 12-09-2008, 01:45 PM

nyaaaa!

**sizerp** · 12-09-2008, 01:45 PM

anyone here ever pop a boner in the gym between sets? lol...

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 01:45 PM

heres me and "wifey material"

**scibble** · 12-09-2008, 01:46 PM

ha, i've been doing google maps and street view.

now i come to the board and absent-mindedly i keep trying to "pan" down the thread with mouse drags....

doesn't work