'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Voland]

sup K?

i felt insulted by a pijina last week and i dumped her. she was a total a-hole to me.

[Kratos]

What you need to do is go on a worldwide vacation and impregnate as 1 girl per country, in as many countries as humanly possible. That is trully spreading your seed.

franchising

[Voland]

working on my shithole house all weekend
I'm doing over kitchen laundry room and half bath
sanded all the drywall this weekend primed and two coats of paint
started putting down cement board for tile

carefull thats bluecollarish...

[Kratos]

sup K?

i felt insulted by a pijina last week and i dumped her. she was a total a-hole to me.

well, you dumped her so, you win

[Kratos]

carefull thats bluecollarish...

how do you think I leared how to do this stuff, these hands haven't been soaking in ivory

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

that sounds harder than it really is. I've you're not selective at all like dukki

Just hit up a local nightclub, or library, and you should have a healthy group of chicks to choose from.

working on my shithole house all weekend
I'm doing over kitchen laundry room and half bath
sanded all the drywall this weekend primed and two coats of paint
started putting down cement board for tile

You are the 5-10% of man that actually partakes in the domestic household responsibilities with the wife. Your woman must love you to death.

[Kratos]

You are the 5-10% of man that actually partakes in the domestic household responsibilities with the wife. Your woman must love you to death.

no wife, no gf
I have to make my place decent or nobody will

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

no wife, no gf
I have to make my place decent or nobody will

Well then it's time to invest!

[Voland]

oh did i explained you my last rage episode...im so screwed i'l never have my driving license back..tomorrow morning i gotta go and see what that dude whats to do. he played cool like it was my bad, he is not pressing charges and he'll be my instructor but i fukking hate him and im afraid of another rage episode happening....

[Dukkit]

im happy
in a non-gay way

[Voland]

im happy
in a non-gay way

im jealous in any kind of way

[Dukkit]

im jealous in any kind of way

hahah

dont be.

[Kratos]

oh did i explained you my last rage episode...im so screwed i'l never have my driving license back..tomorrow morning i gotta go and see what that dude whats to do. he played cool like it was my bad, he is not pressing charges and he'll be my instructor but i fukking hate him and im afraid of another rage episode happening....

what happened?

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

What happened Voland?

[Kratos]

Well then it's time to invest!

sounds like an expensive investment

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

sounds like an expensive investment

It's going to have to happen one day. Might as well begin the search now.

[Dukkit]

not if you marry a lottery winner like im gonna

met her yesterday

[Kratos]

I sent my ex-gf a facebook wall post happy birthday message like a month ago...she sent me back a message. I wasn't expecting that.

[Kratos]

not if you marry a lottery winner like im gonna

met her yesterday

there are tons of these hot preppy girls that want to not work and just be a stay at home mom where I live. They went to college or even grad school and don't want to work. I've got to avoid those.

[Kratos]

I prolly have to put my dog to sleep today. I gave her a buttload of prendisone before work. I hope she is walking when I get home.

[scibble]

Voland volo

[Dukkit]

I sent my ex-gf a facebook wall post happy birthday message like a month ago...she sent me back a message. I wasn't expecting that.

Re: Happy B-day

(my name)!
thanks so so much for the fb birthday message! how are things with you?! snow in
CT this weekend... nuts eh? came home this weekend to get some stuff done with
my car and to do a couple errands.. hope to bump into you over christmas over
cocktails.. cheers darlin
xx
(her last name)

this the one who moved away and all?? you were serious about??

[scibble]

i had one of those democratic republican chicks once. (lol)

nice and brown like that, tallish and curvy...nice

[Dukkit]

i had one of those democratic republican chicks once. (lol)

nice and brown like that, tallish and curvy...nice

haha

yes she is

i want to get her pregnant

[Kratos]

this the one who moved away and all?? you were serious about??

yeah, haven't talked in a year now

facebook reminds you when people's bd is and I usually shoot people a happy birthday. I wasn't expecting to hear back.

[Voland]

what happened?

he was "teaching" me. although i know more of driving than him. and he was very very annoying doing that awful "nt nt ffffffff" every seconds, drilling me with "you almost hit a bike" "you go to fast" "this is not a grand prix" all that with you will fail, am i paying for this shit?
that continuead for more than an hour, i warned him please stop the "nt nt ffff"
you are annoying me and you know i have aniety and you know that leads into rage. he ignored my warning and continued to be annoying...i told him "i want to stop" (cos i knew i he kep that shit going on i'm go crazy) he told me come on dont be a girl...(i was thinking....fukking moron im doing it for your own protection)...he promised to shup up, he didn't i could not handle it any more and exploded. stoped tha car in the middle of a highway almost causing a multiple crash, broke the door when slamming it and was about spit in the car windows and was about to beat that idiot when thanks to some random dude i was stoped.

i just left him inside the car with a face of shock. Then i came down into my midn and realised i did something that could have get lots of people killed or injuried and felt awful.

[Dukkit]

yeah, haven't talked in a year now

facebook reminds you when people's bd is and I usually shoot people a happy birthday. I wasn't expecting to hear back.

yeah i remember you sayin you guys havent talked in a long time. kinda messed you up when she left and all

thats weird that she wrote you back and even said about bumping into you

maybe she saw new pics of you and wants your body!!

[Voland]

yeah i remember you sayin you guys havent talked in a long time. kinda messed you up when she left and all

thats weird that she wrote you back and even said about bumping into you

maybe she saw new pics of you and wants your body!!

or your money and house. you're a catch.

[Kratos]

damn voland, you're tapped

[Voland]

damn voland, you're tapped

what is tapped?

its hard to explain...its like for some seconds, not even a minute you brain stops being a rational brain to be a pure furious animal who doesn't know what he is doing in the moment you are doing it. Then once done you remember some things and the things you dont remember your brain fill it with logical reasoning. I will never now the truth of what happened. But that is my truth that is what i know. I will never know if i slammed the door 2 or 3 or 4 times. I someone came and told me it was 6 i'll prolly belive him.

[Kratos]

yeah i remember you sayin you guys havent talked in a long time. kinda messed you up when she left and all

thats weird that she wrote you back and even said about bumping into you

maybe she saw new pics of you and wants your body!!

yeah, she messed me up beacuse things were going so well between us. then she just stopped talking to me. didn't say why, just didn't call or return my calls anymore. We dated for like 2 months after she moved to boston maybe more. It's like 2 hours away by car of train. She's been single since. Not interested in dating her again but I'd go out for drinks with her if she called.

[Voland]

yeah, she messed me up beacuse things were going so well between us. then she just stopped talking to me. didn't say why, just didn't call or return my calls anymore. We dated for like 2 months after she moved to boston maybe more. It's like 2 hours away by car of train. She's been single since. Not interested in dating her again but I'd go out for drinks with her if she called.

you're one understanding and compassive guy...if i was a christian i'll say "props to ya" but im not.

[Kratos]

what is tapped?

.

fuct up mentally

[Kratos]

I was so sad around this time last year, I just wanted to sit in my house and be depressed. When people called me on the phone I couldn't wait for the converstation to be over so I could go back to feeling depressed. I never felt like that before in my life.

[Voland]

fuct up mentally

ah. yep. thats what i tell to my shrink and he kept telling me i'll get over this bla bla but i dont really think that is possible. fortunately i wont live for too long and wont cause lots of harm.

[Dukkit]

yeah, she messed me up beacuse things were going so well between us. then she just stopped talking to me. didn't say why, just didn't call or return my calls anymore. We dated for like 2 months after she moved to boston maybe more. It's like 2 hours away by car of train. She's been single since. Not interested in dating her again but I'd go out for drinks with her if she called.

ill kill her if you want

[Voland]

I was so sad around this time last year, I just wanted to sit in my house and be depressed. When people called me on the phone I couldn't wait for the converstation to be over so I could go back to feeling depressed. I never felt like that before in my life.

welcome to a big part of my life.
just substitute the phone by rage episodes and you have my life.

[Dukkit]

I was so sad around this time last year, I just wanted to sit in my house and be depressed. When people called me on the phone I couldn't wait for the converstation to be over so I could go back to feeling depressed. I never felt like that before in my life.

was it during PCT? lol

cuz i know when i broke up with my fiance i felt like that. then i went on PCT a few weeks later and felt even worse

[Kratos]

was it during PCT? lol

cuz i know when i broke up with my fiance i felt like that. then i went on PCT a few weeks later and felt even worse

I started a tren cycle 2 weeks after she stopped talking to me...I think that played into it a lot. I would advise against cycling while going through a break-up.

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

It's coooooooold