'Official Postwhore Thread'

**Ernst** · 12-09-2008, 08:24 AM

And nailing every chick he meets along the way...

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 08:42 AM

hahaha

tru dat

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 08:44 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

dukkit's a big softie. He's just looking for "the one".

i see it like this...

im looking for "the one"

and so to find that one. i have to go through as many chicks as i can till she stumbles across my path

im not gonna sit at home and wait for her to come to me. hell no!

i go out and find it!

the more chicks i meet, the better my chances of finding that "one"

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 08:55 AM

fukkin toe suckers!!

**Ernst** · 12-09-2008, 08:58 AM

God I hate needles.

**Ernst** · 12-09-2008, 09:01 AM

Oh shit. I think **** buddy has a bf she isn't telling me about! I just eavesdropped on her phone call! I want out!!

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 09:01 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

God I hate needles.

ive been starting to like em. i do EOD b12 injections. easy. im even experimenting with other injection spots

**Ernst** · 12-09-2008, 09:02 AM

Could my life get a little more fcuked up?!

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 09:02 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Oh shit. I think **** buddy has a bf she isn't telling me about! I just eavesdropped on her phone call! I want out!!

hahahahaahahahahahaah

this the pregnant chick!!!!

then how do you know its yours!!

dont pay!!!!

**Ernst** · 12-09-2008, 09:04 AM

****in' Bitch! Blood test!

**Ernst** · 12-09-2008, 09:05 AM

Pardon me, I'm going to go scream at her.

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 09:06 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Pardon me, I'm going to go scream at her.

serious dude. get to the bottom of it.

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 09:13 AM

i wonder if Animals baby is really his too.....

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 09:21 AM

my face hurts

**Ernst** · 12-09-2008, 09:28 AM

Oh gee, my bad... apparently this is her ex-bf.... 'cause we all tell our ex's "I love you baby, more than anything. You'll always have me." Poor bastard.

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 09:33 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Oh gee, my bad... apparently this is her ex-bf.... 'cause we all tell our ex's "I love you baby, more than anything. You'll always have me." Poor bastard.

hmmm i dont know bro

sounds too fishy, i would smack her around some till she tells the truth

**Ernst** · 12-09-2008, 09:36 AM

Now she's super pissed at me and sulking in the garage. My work here is done. Everything is now worse than it was before I arrived. lolz

**sizerp** · 12-09-2008, 09:41 AM

LAST FINAL. be back later whores. Dukki whose dat in your avatar? She sexay.

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 09:50 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Now she's super pissed at me and sulking in the garage. My work here is done. Everything is now worse than it was before I arrived. lolz

whatev. forget her. i wouldnt trust her now. cut her off

Originally Posted by sizerp

LAST FINAL. be back later whores. Dukki whose dat in your avatar? She sexay.

chick i banged last night
im gonna change it to another one of her that i really like

**scibble** · 12-09-2008, 09:52 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Now she's super pissed at me and sulking in the garage. My work here is done. Everything is now worse than it was before I arrived. lolz

DOH! time for make up sex!

tell her "ilove you, you'll always have me baby!"

that always works... turn that emotion into heat wOOT

***JDMSilviaSpecR*** · 12-09-2008, 09:52 AM

Gotta write up a quick paper for my history class before 7 tonight.

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 09:53 AM

Originally Posted by JDMSilviaSpecR

Gotta write up a quick paper for my history class before 7 tonight.

have fun sucka!

**scibble** · 12-09-2008, 09:55 AM

Originally Posted by JDMSilviaSpecR

Gotta write up a quick paper for my history class before 7 tonight.

cool, giving yourself a few extra hours

**scibble** · 12-09-2008, 09:55 AM

anyone else ever mess up their shoulder doing bench?

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 09:57 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

anyone else ever mess up their shoulder doing bench?

not bench but behind the head dumbbell press dislocated my shoulder once

**Kratos** · 12-09-2008, 09:58 AM

I need to buy a new toilet plunger

***JDMSilviaSpecR*** · 12-09-2008, 09:59 AM

Im gonna have to squeeze it in between 1:30-6:30 with a gym session lol. I've got work in half an hour.

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I need to buy a new toilet plunger

did you ever put that toilet in your kitchen like i told you too

**Kratos** · 12-09-2008, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

anyone else ever mess up their shoulder doing bench?

not doing bench...I screwed myself up doing other things and then couldn't bench for most of my life.

my shoulders have a lot of range of motion and are prone to injury. Had one reconstructed openly after a football injury. My scapula was dispaced for awhile from a ligament injury...some other crap. Shoulders are painful when they get hurt.

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 10:02 AM

i need some slin syringes

**Kratos** · 12-09-2008, 10:03 AM

:22

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

did you ever put that toilet in your kitchen like i told you too

nah, but I only have one toilet now with my half bath under construction. I don't want to drop a load in my clogged toilet.

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 10:04 AM

im fukkin horny. i couldnt finish the second sex session last night with avy chick. so now im itchin to hump someone. lol

**Kratos** · 12-09-2008, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

i need some slin syringes

they're cheap, I use em' for mt2
although I've let my tan fade since summer is over
still do an inject every two weeks or so to maintain a bit of a tan

**Kratos** · 12-09-2008, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

im fukkin horny. i couldnt finish the second sex session last night with avy chick. so now im itchin to hump someone. lol

don't look at me

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

don't look at me

i cant help it. your avy is undressing me with his eyes

its giving me a feeling deep down in the cockels of my body

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 10:10 AM

gotta see my probation officer at lunch

ugh

**scibble** · 12-09-2008, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

im fukkin horny. i couldnt finish the second sex session last night with avy chick. so now im itchin to hump someone. lol

couldn't finish !?!?!?!

why ever not? you are the dukk of fukk!

nice of the officer to take you to lunch....

**Big** · 12-09-2008, 10:20 AM

Hello all

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

couldn't finish !?!?!?!

why ever not? you are the dukk of fukk!

nice of the officer to take you to lunch....

haha cuz it was sooo late, my body is used to going to bed at 10pm. it was like 1 am. and we had just fukked and sucked for a few hours before that.

my body was starting to hurt. and we were goin for an hour and i could tell that i wasnt any where near being able to come

i took care of her but i had to take arain check. shes comin down on fri to stay the night.