'Official Postwhore Thread'

**Ernst** · 12-03-2008, 09:16 AM

Really it's just the title of a drawing I found funny. It's the caption of a picture of a terrified kid surrounded by horrible images.

**scibble** · 12-03-2008, 09:19 AM

oh. i see....

it never fails to impress me how good those little commandos are at finding their target...

hope that all works out OK

**Ernst** · 12-03-2008, 09:21 AM

Seriously... this isn't the first time this has happened to me, either. Apparently I have champion swimmers.

**scibble** · 12-03-2008, 09:24 AM

like four months after we had our first child my wife had an ectopic pregnancy which quietly ruptured and she had about two liters of blood in her belly before she had the emergency surgery to remove that one tube.

i've always had this strange feeling about that like it was our second kid.

but she had no trouble having another child with only that one tube left.

**Big** · 12-03-2008, 09:27 AM

Morning all

**Dukkit** · 12-03-2008, 09:28 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Seriously... this isn't the first time this has happened to me, either. Apparently I have champion swimmers.

yea ive it had happen a few times

i got super sperm!!

**Ernst** · 12-03-2008, 09:28 AM

Ectopic pregnancy is no joke. That's some fatal shyt right there.

**Ernst** · 12-03-2008, 09:29 AM

Morning Big.

**Dukkit** · 12-03-2008, 09:29 AM

hello Mr. Big!

**Dukkit** · 12-03-2008, 09:30 AM

im sure BIG has some pregnancy stories

he has like 10 kids. a few adopted i think... but still

**Big** · 12-03-2008, 09:30 AM

I'm at work, refreshing my opinion of why I should retire.

**Big** · 12-03-2008, 09:32 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

im sure BIG has some pregnancy stories

he has like 10 kids. a few adopted i think... but still

Yep, I have one with my ex-wife, one with my ex-gf, and eight at home (three adopted). My front room at Christmas looks like Toys-R-Us blew up and the debris landed in my house.

**Ernst** · 12-03-2008, 09:32 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

im sure BIG has some pregnancy stories

he has like 10 kids. a few adopted i think... but still

With 10 kids the pregnancy stories must be tame compared to the stories of raising the little rascals!

**Dukkit** · 12-03-2008, 09:33 AM

Originally Posted by Big

I'm at work, refreshing my opinion of why I should retire.

do it!

Originally Posted by Big

Yep, I have one with my ex-wife, one with my ex-gf, and eight at home (three adopted). My front room at Christmas looks like Toys-R-Us blew up and the debris landed in my house.

and goddamn!!

i dont know how you can do it.

better man then i

**Big** · 12-03-2008, 09:34 AM

unfortunately the number of kids has to be factored into the equation of why I don't retire, so here I am.

**Ernst** · 12-03-2008, 09:36 AM

Yeah, that sucks, but the world is a better place with good people raising kids well. I'd like to think there's more hope for the next generation than Maury Povich would have me believe.

**Big** · 12-03-2008, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Yeah, that sucks, but the world is a better place with good people raising kids well. I'd like to think there's more hope for the next generation than Maury Povich would have me believe.

I like to think so as well, but if I make the mistake of walking through a mall on a Friday or Saturday night I truly wonder.

**Dukkit** · 12-03-2008, 09:41 AM

Originally Posted by Big

I like to think so as well, but if I make the mistake of walking through a mall on a Friday or Saturday night I truly wonder.

the malls in my area are bannin minors from being alone in the mall.

thats how bad the youth have gotten nowadays

**Ernst** · 12-03-2008, 09:44 AM

To be fair, I was absolutely up to no good when I was a teen.

**Dukkit** · 12-03-2008, 09:47 AM

ditto

**Big** · 12-03-2008, 09:48 AM

Our local movie theaters won't allow anyone under 18 on a Friday or Saturday night without parent or guardian regardless of the rating of a movie. I thought that was a bit overboard, my wife went to drop off our 15 and 17 year old and a couple friends of the same age, and they couldn't watch the movie unless my wife stayed too.

**Dukkit** · 12-03-2008, 09:48 AM

leg day yesterday went well

there was a cougar there that kept checkin me out

i just kept lifting and ignored her. i dont like to be interrupted during my workouts

**Dukkit** · 12-03-2008, 09:50 AM

Originally Posted by Big

Our local movie theaters won't allow anyone under 18 on a Friday or Saturday night without parent or guardian regardless of the rating of a movie. I thought that was a bit overboard, my wife went to drop off our 15 and 17 year old and a couple friends of the same age, and they couldn't watch the movie unless my wife stayed too.

we havent done that here yet
but im sure its in the works

**Ernst** · 12-03-2008, 09:51 AM

Originally Posted by Big

Our local movie theaters won't allow anyone under 18 on a Friday or Saturday night without parent or guardian regardless of the rating of a movie. I thought that was a bit overboard, my wife went to drop off our 15 and 17 year old and a couple friends of the same age, and they couldn't watch the movie unless my wife stayed too.

I worked in a movie theatre in high school. You'd be AMAZED at what goes on in there...

**Big** · 12-03-2008, 09:54 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

leg day yesterday went well

there was a cougar there that kept checkin me out

i just kept lifting and ignored her. i dont like to be interrupted during my workouts

would she have been doable if she wasn't interrupting a workout?

**Dukkit** · 12-03-2008, 09:56 AM

Originally Posted by Big

would she have been doable if she wasn't interrupting a workout?

most def!!

lol

if i catch her out and about... ill chat her up

**Dukkit** · 12-03-2008, 09:58 AM

her ass was so amazing.

**Big** · 12-03-2008, 09:59 AM

I'm at work, I better go walk around and try to appear concerned for a bit...

**Dukkit** · 12-03-2008, 10:00 AM

Originally Posted by Big

I'm at work, I better go walk around and try to appear concerned for a bit...

alright. see ya around

**Ernst** · 12-03-2008, 10:01 AM

Later Big.

**Dukkit** · 12-03-2008, 10:01 AM

damn i want to cycle

**Dukkit** · 12-03-2008, 10:02 AM

im going with a good dose of test

i usually run my test at 350 and run my tren high

i think ill do both high

**Dukkit** · 12-03-2008, 10:04 AM

when i have money and food of course

**AnimalGear** · 12-03-2008, 10:05 AM

oh my god.

**AnimalGear** · 12-03-2008, 10:07 AM

my girlfriend is pregnant. this is terrible. both because we've never dealt with this but also this is finals week for her. if she doesn't do well she could be kicked out of the school. this is absolutely horrible. our first apt for help is in two hours

**Ernst** · 12-03-2008, 10:09 AM

Lolz. The same thing is happening to me right now. Only this chick ain't my girlfriend. Don't freak out, I've done it before... nothing to worry about.

**Dukkit** · 12-03-2008, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by AnimalGear

my girlfriend is pregnant. this is terrible. both because we've never dealt with this but also this is finals week for her. if she doesn't do well she could be kicked out of the school. this is absolutely horrible. our first apt for help is in two hours

ohh shit!

everyones pregnant! you and ERNST!!

abortion that shit!!!

**Dukkit** · 12-03-2008, 10:10 AM

I feel like i have to knock someone up now to fit in on this damn thread!!

**AnimalGear** · 12-03-2008, 10:12 AM

guys this is seriously bad for me. i can't afford it and we need to sneak away to the twin cities (a couple hrs drive) to do this. I just hope my girl is gonna be ok thru this. last night after i dropped her off, i came back here and she called me crying, she was throwing up cause she was so scared. we'll get the mediated pill abortion most likely cause shes not far along atall.