'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Kratos]

I heard you slid one past the goalie...nice shot animal

[Dukkit]

You work my god Lol, you definetly are like your man goodluck chuck haha.

yea im workin now. well im at work now. not actually working

lol

[Ernst]

I heard you slid one past the goalie...nice shot animal

lmfao

harsh.

[Dukkit]

I heard you slid one past the goalie...nice shot animal

we gotta throw him a baby shower


ill bring the whores

[AnimalGear]

yes, kratos. apparently i did.

[Kratos]

I don't know what he's so wound up about...she's not having it
I know people who pay child support and it isn't a one time couple hundred bucks

[DCI]

yea im workin now. well im at work now. not actually working

lol

Lol, that's what it's all about getting a little done as possible.

[Kratos]

girls get all mental about these things
usually guys are rational enough to realize a couple week old fetus is as much a baby as the spooge I shot on the shower wall this morning. It's like a couple dozen cells at this point.

[Dukkit]

Lol, that's what it's all about getting a little done as possible.

you work? what do ya do?

[Kratos]

I told you that vein in your nut doesn't mean anything animal...what do you think happens when you mate?

[Dukkit]

girls get all mental about these things
usually guys are rational enough to realize a couple week old fetus is as much a baby as the spooge I shot on the shower wall this morning. It's like a couple dozen cells at this point.

remind me not to lean against your shower wall as i wash my feet when i sleep over next time

[AnimalGear]

kratos i could care less about the blob of cell we'll be killing...here's my concerns:

1)money
2)her emotional stability
3)its finals week for her, if she gets distracted and ****s up she'll have to leave the school
4)having to find time to drive 2+hrs to whereever we must go to get this done
5)making sure nobody around here finds out. Her firends will slaughter me for "doing this to her"
6)making sure her parents dont find out and kill her/me

yes i'm sure these seem like NOTHING to you...but you're not exactly playing my specific game in life right now...

[Kratos]

she's probably less then 6 weeks cause you said she was on the rag just before you started hitting it...it takes a little while after that for them to be fertile again

[AnimalGear]

kratos if you wanna pay for it and drive us to the twin cities then be my guest and most (all) of the stress would be alleviated...

[AnimalGear]

she guestimated that she's six weeks. ernst just said the pill is only good for 6 weeks...but i sitll have to wait for our apt in one hour to see what they say....

[Kratos]

kratos i could care less about the blob of cell we'll be killing...here's my concerns:

1)money
2)her emotional stability
3)its finals week for her, if she gets distracted and ****s up she'll have to leave the school
4)having to find time to drive 2+hrs to whereever we must go to get this done
5)making sure nobody around here finds out. Her firends will slaughter me for "doing this to her"
6)making sure her parents dont find out and kill her/me

yes i'm sure these seem like NOTHING to you...but you're not exactly playing my specific game in life right now...

1. money...it's a couple hundred bucks, you should raise that no problem...I had a 500 dollar ticket in my car last month...I was just driving to work at least you got to have sex.
2.she's going to be a basket case...you gotta be the level headed one, you're the dude.
3.it'll be harder for her to transfer with a shitty gpa, look at the bright side. I'm sure she'll get through the tests.
4.You'll find the time, try not whoring for awhile.
5.guys have been banging other guys daughters since the begining of time...my buddy got caught in the act and thrown out of her house naked by the chicks father...then put his pants on in the driveway and realized he needed to knock on the door to get his car keys.
6.they won't find out if you both keep your yappers shut

[Big]

just try not to let it stress you any more than it already has, it will all work out.

[Ernst]

Kratos, I thought you had experience with women. They never keep their yappers shut.

[DCI]

you work? what do ya do?

I work in a Clothes chain in Ireland nothing major. I'm waiting to hear back from the Cops. I passed their interview and appitude tests so should be hearing soon I hope get out of the crap job I have at the moment. With the economy taking a great shit at the moment they aren't recruiting aswell as they have had in the past

[AnimalGear]

1. money...it's a couple hundred bucks, you should raise that no problem...I had a 500 dollar ticket in my car last month...I was just driving to work at least you got to have sex.
2.she's going to be a basket case...you gotta be the level headed one, you're the dude.
3.it'll be harder for her to transfer with a shitty gpa, look at the bright side. I'm sure she'll get through the tests.
4.You'll find the time, try not whoring for awhile.
5.guys have been banging other guys daughters since the begining of time...my buddy got caught in the act and thrown out of her house naked by the chicks father...then put his pants on in the driveway and realized he needed to knock on the door to get his car keys.
6.they won't find out if you both keep your yappers shut

yes yes, it all looks so simple, doesn't it.

[Big]

I work in a Clothes chain in Ireland nothing major. I'm waiting to hear back from the Cops. I passed their interview and appitude tests so should be hearing soon I hope get out of the crap job I have at the moment. With the economy taking a great shit at the moment they aren't recruiting aswell as they have had in the past

holy shit it's 5-0, I'm outa here...

[Dukkit]

I work in a Clothes chain in Ireland nothing major. I'm waiting to hear back from the Cops. I passed their interview and appitude tests so should be hearing soon I hope get out of the crap job I have at the moment. With the economy taking a great shit at the moment they aren't recruiting aswell as they have had in the past

i understand that. well best of luck to ya on with the cop opportunity!

[Dukkit]

holy shit it's 5-0, i'm outa here...

busted!!!

everybody get to de choppa!!

[AnimalGear]

look big is right....i'll just roll with it i guess...there are ppl out there going thru worse then this.

this apt in 40min. will tell us more

[DCI]

holy shit it's 5-0, I'm outa here...

Lol, your grand

i understand that. well best of luck to ya on with the cop opportunity!

Nice one hopefully it will work out. It's been challenging for external reasons but hopefully will be worth the effort.

[AnimalGear]

the chopper is inthe garage and winterized...take the hover craft. I'll PM you the keys lol

[Ernst]

Irish cops carry guns, Damien?

[Kratos]

yeah man, I don't see the problem...I'd just get on the phone and figure out where and when I gotta be to deal with it and do it...if it means talking to a prof and taking an exam at another time it's usually an option if you go to them ahead of time.

[Ernst]

AG's chopper:

[Dukkit]

i want a hovercraft

[DCI]

Irish cops carry guns, Damien?

They don't only certain cops do generally the drug squad etc the general cops don't. The Irish police force pride themselves on being unarmed.

[AnimalGear]

yeah man, I don't see the problem...I'd just get on the phone and figure out where and when I gotta be to deal with it and do it...if it means talking to a prof and taking an exam at another time it's usually an option if you go to them ahead of time.

yes you're right...i honestly (believe it or not) don't mean to make THAT huge of a thing out of it right now. I'm fine, i just want her to be ok. and yeah, one step at a time until we get thru it

it's just a little shocking b/c i'm 20 and shes 19 and neither of us have gone thru this before....

[Dukkit]

yes you're right...i honestly (believe it or not) don't mean to make THAT huge of a thing out of it right now. I'm fine, i just want her to be ok. and yeah, one step at a time until we get thru it

it's just a little shocking b/c i'm 20 and shes 19 and neither of us have gone thru this before....

well now the next girl you knock up... youll be ready and able to deal with it.

lol

[AnimalGear]

AG's chopper:

pshhh is that Vespa??? how are you insult me like that?





i drive a kymo scooter

[Dukkit]

They don't only certain cops do generally the drug squad etc the general cops don't. The Irish police force pride themselves on being unarmed.

so if im ever allowed out of the country due to my probation... i wanna visit ireland

got a couch i can make a home on for a night or 2?

[Dukkit]

pshhh is that Vespa??? how are you insult me like that?





i drive a kymo scooter

thats actually pretty cool lookin animal

[DCI]

so if im ever allowed out of the country due to my probation... i wanna visit ireland

got a couch i can make a home on for a night or 2?

No bothers, ya you will be left into Ireland not a bother. Unlike the ozzies we let anyone in I have a spare bed for ya not a bother.

[Dukkit]

No bothers, ya you will be left into Ireland not a bother. Unlike the ozzies we let anyone in I have a spare bed for ya not a bother.

no i mean i have to be allowed to leave USA cuz my probation

but sweet. ill take you up on that in like 10 years when i can afford to travel lol

[AnimalGear]

thats actually pretty cool lookin animal

Yea they're one of the better brands...not the crap ones that will only last a couple years

[Reed]

Yo peeps. What is up?