'Official Postwhore Thread'

**sigman roid** · 05-28-2009, 11:37 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

its such a tease.

Does d&d deliver?

i dont know but im about to jizz on a doughnut...lol

**Pocketbattleship2B** · 05-28-2009, 11:38 AM

Originally Posted by sigman roid

i dont know but im about to jizz on a doughnut...lol

Added protien with fast acting carbs,thats win win right?

RA · 05-28-2009, 11:39 AM

Good. Getting back into summer shape after being a bit flabby over the winter.

Originally Posted by Pocketbattleship2B

How's it going RA.

RA · 05-28-2009, 11:40 AM

tmi bro tmi

Originally Posted by sigman roid

i dont know but im about to jizz on a doughnut...lol

**Pocketbattleship2B** · 05-28-2009, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by RA

Good. Getting back into summer shape after being a bit flabby over the winter.

Getting a 6-pac for the beach?Sorry to hear about your daughters foot.

**sigman roid** · 05-28-2009, 11:46 AM

Originally Posted by Pocketbattleship2B

Added protien with fast acting carbs,thats win win right?

you know that,i cant lose

**Ernst** · 05-28-2009, 12:00 PM

Bang bang, bitches!

**gixxerboy1** · 05-28-2009, 12:07 PM

Originally Posted by sigman roid

i dont know but im about to jizz on a doughnut...lol

i just went to the store and bought a krispy kreme. seriously

**vpchill** · 05-28-2009, 12:07 PM

Facebook is being Racist, They wont let me long in

lol

**Ernst** · 05-28-2009, 12:09 PM

Works fine for me.

Check your PM's in a sec.

**Ernst** · 05-28-2009, 12:10 PM

Nevermind, you have chosen not to receive PM's.

**gixxerboy1** · 05-28-2009, 12:11 PM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Nevermind, you have chosen not to receive PM's.

i have choosen not to receive pms

RA · 05-28-2009, 12:12 PM

Im not sure how you long in?

Originally Posted by vpchill

Facebook is being Racist, They wont let me long in

lol

**vpchill** · 05-28-2009, 12:12 PM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Nevermind, you have chosen not to receive PM's.

Try it again.

**vpchill** · 05-28-2009, 12:13 PM

Originally Posted by RA

Im not sure how you long in?

LMAOOOO. You always catch people!!!

Well I long in. Its a black thing!!

**sigman roid** · 05-28-2009, 12:14 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

i just went to the store and bought a krispy kreme. seriously

its a krispy jizz now bro!!!

**Pocketbattleship2B** · 05-28-2009, 12:15 PM

Originally Posted by vpchill

LMAOOOO. You always catch people!!!

Well I long in. Its a black thing!!

There you go perpetuating racial stereotypes.

RA · 05-28-2009, 12:15 PM

Im the spelling nazi...lol

My ex dated a 6' 4" black guy after me...said he wasnt as big as me

Just had to share..lol

Originally Posted by vpchill

LMAOOOO. You always catch people!!!

Well I long in. Its a black thing!!

**Ernst** · 05-28-2009, 12:21 PM

Originally Posted by vpchill

LMAOOOO. You always catch people!!!

Well I long in. Its a black thing!!

RA walked in to that one.

**Pocketbattleship2B** · 05-28-2009, 12:22 PM

Originally Posted by RA

Im the spelling nazi...lol

My ex dated a 6' 4" black guy after me...said he wasnt as big as me

Just had to share..lol

Dude you are 6'6''?

RA · 05-28-2009, 12:23 PM

Thats what I meant, what were you thinking?

Originally Posted by Pocketbattleship2B

Dude you are 6'6''?

**Ernst** · 05-28-2009, 12:26 PM

Originally Posted by Pocketbattleship2B

Dude you are 6'6''?

Might I ask whereabouts in Western Europe you are?

RA · 05-28-2009, 12:26 PM

You looking to hook up? lol

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Might I ask whereabouts in Western Europe you are?

**vpchill** · 05-28-2009, 12:27 PM

Goodlord RA. I thought dukkit was the Biggest doof around!!!

I love that word doof. I call my daughter a big doof. She is 4yrs old and bigger than most 6-7 yr olds

**Pocketbattleship2B** · 05-28-2009, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by RA

Thats what I meant, what were you thinking?

Uhh nothing,don't mention this mix up to DSM, he already thinks I am gay.

**Dukkit** · 05-28-2009, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by RA

Dukkit!! Ive missed out bro..youve probably went through 3-4 women since we talked last, right? lol

How you doing??

heheh. went through 2 last night

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

i just went to the store and bought a krispy kreme. seriously

thats cuz your my hero
i went home and had lean beef burger on wheat bread

Originally Posted by vpchill

Facebook is being Racist, They wont let me long in

lol

i see it did... how did you know i was named after a famous tv show host!!!

Originally Posted by Pocketbattleship2B

Dude you are 6'6''?

day-um!!

**Ernst** · 05-28-2009, 12:28 PM

Originally Posted by RA

You looking to hook up? lol

Sorry, do you feel left out?

**Ernst** · 05-28-2009, 12:29 PM

I'm a nice guy. I'll throw you a pity fcuk, RA.

**Pocketbattleship2B** · 05-28-2009, 12:30 PM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Might I ask whereabouts in Western Europe you are?

Originally Posted by RA

You looking to hook up? lol

Uhh if it is a hook up you are looking for I would rather not say.

Your not a Garda are you?You can't lie if you are.

RA · 05-28-2009, 12:30 PM

So your black? When did this happen?

Originally Posted by vpchill

Goodlord RA. I thought dukkit was the Biggest doof around!!!

I love that word doof. I call my daughter a big doof. She is 4yrs old and bigger than most 6-7 yr olds

RA · 05-28-2009, 12:31 PM

I need it. I keep talking to this hot chic but she lives a ways away...and wont be giving it up that soon

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

I'm a nice guy. I'll throw you a pity fcuk, RA.

**Ernst** · 05-28-2009, 12:32 PM

I'm only looking for a hookup if you're actually a smoking hot girl.

Dudes posing as one on the weekends don't count lol. (you seeing this, Voland?)

**vpchill** · 05-28-2009, 12:33 PM

Originally Posted by RA

So your black? When did this happen?

Im cryin.. RA

**Kratos** · 05-28-2009, 12:33 PM

Originally Posted by vpchill

Kratos you can always eat VAJ for meal 1

I had a turkey sandwich instead

the girl I'm with now doesn't really like oral...I mean she likes oral but doesn't go crazy for it. And she squirts pvssy juice all over my face the whole time. I only ate it twice.

The penis, she goes wild for that, works for me.

RA · 05-28-2009, 12:35 PM

Originally Posted by vpchill

Im cryin.. RA

**Pocketbattleship2B** · 05-28-2009, 12:36 PM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

I'm only looking for a hookup if you're actually a smoking hot girl.

Dudes posing as one on the weekends don't count lol. (you seeing this, Voland?)

Now I am suspicious,you dodged my question.Are you or are you not a member of An Garda Siochana?

**Ernst** · 05-28-2009, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I had a turkey sandwich instead

I hope you ate it over sandwich girl's booty.

Got to hit that before she gets huge.

**Ernst** · 05-28-2009, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by Pocketbattleship2B

Now I am suspicious,you dodged my question.Are you or are you not a member of An Garda Siochana?

Is that Gaelic? No, I'm not the Irish cops.

**Pocketbattleship2B** · 05-28-2009, 12:39 PM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Is that Gaelic? No, I'm not the Irish cops.

Yes it is.I'm Irish, how bout you?Where are you from?

**Ernst** · 05-28-2009, 12:43 PM

America, but strong Irish background. Here, people often refer to you by your heritage if it's obvious. I'm called Irish all the time.

My family is from the southwest of Ireland.