'Official Postwhore Thread'

[RuhlFreak55]

I get it, you want a girl friend. But she already has a bf so you're setting yourself up for dissapoinment. gf+bf=sex, that's what they're doing, every position, she loves it. Pick another girl but keep talking to her.

I tried that, there is no one else even comparable

[calgarian]

use your head ruhl, they're doing the no pants dance

pick someone else, stay friends and if it falls apart you swoop in for the kill.

thats going to be problem....cause he is missing it?

[Kratos]

I understand where you're coming from, I like this girl and she likes me a lot too. She lives 7 hours away though. It isn't her looks, it's that she's fun and unique, I think we'd have so much fun together. She doesn't have a bf, we've already hooked up. But, right now it isn't going to work cause of distance so we keep talking, maybe it will workout later.

[Kratos]

crap, I got surgery in an hour...I don't wanna go

[Voland]

Just had dinner fideo soup and sweetpotato omelete.

[Voland]

I tried that, there is no one else even comparable

I think there is no one else comparable to Alexa. But still i move on and try to be a normal guy and have a gf for some months or weeks. You know you move on. She will always be the best. No one could match her but life goes on. Blacky knows i still look at Alexas pics and read her diary a hpe he reads mine. But life is not meant to be perfect you know? You just ski hop from one girl to another until you fin the closest to the perfect one.

[Voland]

crap, I got surgery in an hour...I don't wanna go

what surgery?

[Kratos]

what surgery?

not on me, for work
a 360 spine fusion

[Kratos]

dude i'm gonna quit coming on here, come the **** on, stop it, i don't wanna hear that, it hurts enough seeing pics on her facebook of them with his arms around her and her smiling about it

I'm not saying it to hurt your feelings, it's just not healthy to fixate on something you can't have right now.

[AnimalGear]

Ruhl it'll be ok, i love you. It'll sting for a while and then it gets better b/c you are an amazing person.

[Dukkit]

hmmmmm

[Voland]

dude i'm gonna quit coming on here, come the **** on, stop it, i don't wanna hear that, it hurts enough seeing pics on her facebook of them with his arms around her and her smiling about it

why on earth do you have a facebook? or look at facebooks? deal with real/physical persons.

[Voland]

hey Animal!

[AnimalGear]

what up vol, dukki, ruhl, reed, smoey, kratos and anyone i forgot

[oneshot]

I'm not saying it to hurt your feelings, it's just not healthy to fixate on something you can't have right now.

yup. said it a hundred times

[RuhlFreak55]

Ruhl it'll be ok, i love you. It'll sting for a while and then it gets better b/c you are an amazing person.

see kratos be more like him

[Voland]

Ruhl you're too sensitive to be a viking warrior. You don't diserve to drink from a horn if you can't get a girl to praise you because of your Honor, Courage, Dominance, bieng Caring and Protecting to her etc.

[AnimalGear]

We are also human beings. We are designed to handle this kind of stress...ppl have been doing it since the beginning of man. Also, anxiety in the mind is completely a completely useless mechanism. I'm trying to deal with it on a day to day basis too, but then it help me when you stand back and realize that you're lucky to have what you DO have in life. And there will always be more girls. Go out and be selfish and do something for yourself...you'll feel better

[RuhlFreak55]

why on earth do you have a facebook? or look at facebooks? deal with real/physical persons.

i don't deal well with real people

[Voland]

i don't deal well with real people

neither do i. But unless you're into phone or cybercam sex you gotta do it.

[RuhlFreak55]

We are also human beings. We are designed to handle this kind of stress...ppl have been doing it since the beginning of man. Also, anxiety in the mind is completely a completely useless mechanism. I'm trying to deal with it on a day to day basis too, but then it help me when you stand back and realize that you're lucky to have what you DO have in life. And there will always be more girls. Go out and be selfish and do something for yourself...you'll feel better

righto so it's on to leg day then

[Voland]

We are also human beings. We are designed to handle this kind of stress...ppl have been doing it since the beginning of man. Also, anxiety in the mind is completely a completely useless mechanism. I'm trying to deal with it on a day to day basis too, but then it help me when you stand back and realize that you're lucky to have what you DO have in life. And there will always be more girls. Go out and be selfish and do something for yourself...you'll feel better

Good point. Ask yourself what X person can geniunly bring to your life to make you feel better/happier. If he/she can't blow him/her out of your life.
And do something for your own good. Something thats stimulates you. remember the rules? You first.

[Kratos]

neither do i. But unless you're into phone or cybercam sex you gotta do it.

oh, he's into it...way into it

[Kratos]

Maybe this will cheer you up ruhl, 19 year old girl told me yesterday she just bought her first vibrator.

[AnimalGear]

use it on her

[Voland]

Maybe this will cheer you up ruhl, 19 year old girl told me yesterday she just bought her first vibrator.

bad girl...

[AnimalGear]

bad girl...

yes, i agree, she deserves a spanking then anal sex with vibrator stimulation of the clit.

[oneshot]

bad girl...

yes VERY bad girl. she could have just asked me to help her out and saved the money

[Voland]

Animal, you could take advantage of your current situation with your girl...ANAL is the way. You've got the perfect excuse

[Kratos]

use it on her

I was gonna get one to use on her, but I'm not hitting that right now...someone else is. Shit happens.

[Voland]

I was gonna get one to use on her, but I'm not hitting that right now...someone else is. Shit happens.

Kill him. Make it look like an accident. Case closed.

[AnimalGear]

Yeah my first sex with my girl was anal...she was on her period....and she reaches down and rubs her clit as she makes her lil noises while i go in and out. then she got pissed cuz she (somehow) thought it was vaginal sex we'd just had..not anal. and she was like 'i thought it was vaginal cuz usually anal hurts...but that felt so good'


so yes i will be having lots of anal sex, especially when shes on the rag

[Kratos]

Kill him. Make it look like an accident. Case closed.

She sucked, but was fun in bed. Not sure if I'll try for that again or not, the dude will be gone forever in a week.

[AnimalGear]

yea voland...it happened the other night! it was amazing and we cant wait til monday cuz shes gonna want it every 5 min she said, and i'm gonna wanna give it every 5 minutes

[Voland]

Yeah my first sex with my girl was anal...she was on her period....and she reaches down and rubs her clit as she makes her lil noises while i go in and out. then she got pissed cuz she (somehow) thought it was vaginal sex we'd just had..not anal. and she was like 'i thought it was vaginal cuz usually anal hurts...but that felt so good'


so yes i will be having lots of anal sex, especially when shes on the rag

see...lucky man...but keep it going. My ratio is 75% anal 25% vag LOL
But you can 50/50 the thing.

[Voland]

yea voland...it happened the other night! it was amazing and we cant wait til monday cuz shes gonna want it every 5 min she said, and i'm gonna wanna give it every 5 minutes

i should become a counselor...LOL

[RuhlFreak55]

yes, i agree, she deserves a spanking then anal sex with vibrator stimulation of the clit.

perfect suggestion

[AnimalGear]

yes you should....not even a joke

[RuhlFreak55]

well i'm out....gym time bitches

[AnimalGear]

i'm actually going over there now...later whores

ruhl feel better man...and you will. i promise