'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

just got done eating captain crunch berries

wow, captain crunch. i havent eaten that since i was 8

[FREAK]

oh its good too

[Dukkit]

i bet it is... i had some quaker oats, oatmeal squares cereal for breakfast. its actually very tasty

[smokeyd]

i had protein shake and some bbq, yeah i know

[Dukkit]

i had protein shake and some bbq, yeah i know

yea you know it was gooooooodd!!

[smokeyd]

true true lol, but getting hungry again, think im going to start cutting again, so another shake for me in a little while with half cup oats

[Voland]

[Dukkit]

true true lol, but getting hungry again, think im going to start cutting again, so another shake for me in a little while with half cup oats

eww cutting!!! bummer dude

[Dukkit]

oh, its you... mr voland

lol

sup bro

[Voland]

yep, another tat, just to make sure my debt keeps growing hahaah

[Voland]

im a victim of a society, they dont give me a job-->i have too much free time-->i fill that time with tattoos LOL I want an indemnization!

[Voland]

im worrier about protein farts...i've reduced my protein shakes to JUST only post WO. yet in non WO days i still protein fart...could it be the egg??? eggwhite protein farts? i have no other explanation....

[Dukkit]

im worrier about protein farts...i've reduced my protein shakes to JUST only post WO. yet in non WO days i still protein fart...could it be the egg??? eggwhite protein farts? i have no other explanation....

sweet potatos... carbs.. they make you fart. ive been eating sweet potatoes everyday for the last week and my ass is reaking... doenst reak any other time

[Voland]

sweet potatos... carbs.. they make you fart. ive been eating sweet potatoes everyday for the last week and my ass is reaking... doenst reak any other time

fukkin sweet potatoes....but i like sweet potatoes...so egg white are not the ones to blame???

[Kratos]

I <3 whores

[Dukkit]

I <3 whores

if you <3 them so much... why dont you marry them!!

hahaha

sup bro?

good halloween/weekend?

[Kratos]

if you <3 them so much... why dont you marry them!!

hahaha

sup bro?

good halloween/weekend?

great weekend, I drank a lot, so I didn't accomplish much but I had fun. What'd you do?

[Dukkit]

great weekend, I drank a lot, so I didn't accomplish much but I had fun. What'd you do?

weeeelllll, fri went to a party with math chick. it was fun. we almost blew everyone up by throwing gasoline into a barrel fire that was in the driveway only like 3 feet from cars!! lol. i didnt drink. saturday went to see that new guy ritchie film; ROCKNROLLA. it was very good. went out shoppin sat night. then chilled at math chicks. drank a bottle of wine. sunday we went shopping, then math chick bought me a sports massage... oh yea, i love this chick!! lol. so we got massages and went home and chilled

[Kratos]

I met a girl on friday and she spent the night. She is cool in a lot of ways but I'm not sure I could see myself with her. Plus she's only 5' tall and kinda clingy already.

[Kratos]

I'm drawing a lot more attention from women lately, I think this last tren cycle brought me to another level.

[Kratos]

19 year old girl tells me she misses hanging out with me at my apt now. haha, too bad.

[Dukkit]

I met a girl on friday and she spent the night. She is cool in a lot of ways but I'm not sure I could see myself with her. Plus she's only 5' tall and kinda clingy already.

spent the night?? ohhhhhh atta boy kratos!!!!!!!

clingy isnt good though. 5' tall is good though. lol.

sex good?

[Dukkit]

19 year old girl tells me she misses hanging out with me at my apt now. haha, too bad.

stupid girl. of course she is. shes not getting any attention. thats why.

her man deploy yet?

[Dukkit]

I'm drawing a lot more attention from women lately, I think this last tren cycle brought me to another level.

[Kratos]

stupid girl. of course she is. shes not getting any attention. thats why.

her man deploy yet?

yeah, he's gone for like over a week now. comes home for a few days in 2 weeks but after then ???

[Kratos]

Friday girl, she had a great body for being so short, rock hard abs, nice ass. She does triathalons and stuff. Work out-aholic. Super hyper career girl. I was hung over at 8am and she was telling stories with all kinds of enthusiasm. It was too much to take that early.

[Dukkit]

Friday girl, she had a great body for being so short, rock hard abs, nice ass. She does triathalons and stuff. Work out-aholic. Super hyper career girl. I was hung over at 8am and she was telling stories with all kinds of enthusiasm. It was too much to take that early.

haha. thats how math chick is... way to hyper. i have to tell her to hush or calm down alot.

[Kratos]

haha, thanks man, but seriously I look a lot better now then I did

even my little brother's gf threw me a compliment this weekend
she asked me how old I was and I said 29
she said "wow, you're a pretty hot tamale for 29"

[Kratos]

I think 19 year old girl is gonna be sad when she realizes I'm not interested in her anymore.

[Dukkit]

haha, thanks man, but seriously I look a lot better now then I did

even my little brother's gf threw me a compliment this weekend
she asked me how old I was and I said 29
she said "wow, you're a pretty hot tamale for 29"

haha thats awesome bro. very cool that ppl notice. its one thing that keeps us going. little compliments.

I think 19 year old girl is gonna be sad when she realizes I'm not interested in her anymore.

eh, fukk her (and not like have sex with her. lol)

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

Lol, Kratos has 19 yr old chicks, Dukkits got math chick, I've got cardio kickboxing chick(s)

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

And then there was silence

[Mulciber]

haha, thanks man, but seriously I look a lot better now then I did

even my little brother's gf threw me a compliment this weekend
she asked me how old I was and I said 29
she said "wow, you're a pretty hot tamale for 29"

FOR 29.... that bitch.. lol
guess she would call me gand paw....

[Dukkit]

Lol, Kratos has 19 yr old chicks, Dukkits got math chick, I've got cardio kickboxing chick(s)

dont get it twisted.. i have more then just math chick. lol!!

[Kratos]

And then there was silence

I was putting some blind eels in the office aquarium while reading an old copy of motor trend.

[Dukkit]

I was putting some blind eels in the office aquarium while reading an old copy of motor trend.

i was walking through the office. and leaving some nasty ass protein farts for the secretaries as i did so.

i can still hear them gaggin for breath

[Dukkit]

had a massage by a man yesterday. ive had a lot of massages. but never by a man. i like it better. he actually got into the muscle. unlike the girls who have done it

he was old. and totally not gay. so i was fine with it.

[Skully44420]

a massage sounds damn good

[Kratos]

I got a chair massage from a girl who was a massage therapist while I was riding a bar stool a few weeks ago. Never had a pro massage before, only massage from gf's. It was gooooooood!

[Kratos]

FOR 29.... that bitch.. lol
guess she would call me gand paw....

she's only 21, and not fat but not thin
she's a cute girl but she doesn't work out or eat great
she'll be fat by my age, I promise you that