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    Quote Originally Posted by Skully44420 View Post
    a massage sounds damn good
    it was!! and it was a sports oriented massage. he focused on the main muscles i use, my bad wrists, stretching, tendons and so on... fukkin relaxing man. i made sure to have sex before i went cuz i thought i was getting a girl, lol. and i didnt want a boner to pop up

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    I remember when I was working an internship at a corporate firm. Our VP had this hot ass masseuse come in every Wednesday morning to give us massages to loosen us up and boost work morale. It worked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    it was!! and it was a sports oriented massage. he focused on the main muscles i use, my bad wrists, stretching, tendons and so on... fukkin relaxing man. i made sure to have sex before i went cuz i thought i was getting a girl, lol. and i didnt want a boner to pop up
    One my friends does this and don't worry bro, he says a good 75% of his clients end up wetting themselves in one way or another, whether its a man or chick.

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    my moms company has them (massage therapists) on hand like everyday. but then again she has a starbucks inside her company and a gym also... lol

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    I don't understand why my injection spots are still sore, today is the start of week 4, I know I'm an injection pro, but I still get sore for a couple days each area I dig in to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDMSilviaSpecR View Post
    I don't understand why my injection spots are still sore, today is the start of week 4, I know I'm an injection pro, but I still get sore for a couple days each area I dig in to.
    well its not cuz of muscle virginity. so its the make up of the gear... ba, bb and so on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    well its not cuz of muscle virginity. so its the make up of the gear... ba, bb and so on.
    I figured, but the tren I made had the same ratios of that everyone else uses that gives out "painless" shots, and I've used this prop before a couple times.

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    Whos going to the polls tomorrow, and anyone here from cali gonna be voting?

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    GOT A JOB INTERVIEW ON WED. WISH ME LUCK WHORES! (the pay is poor but the comisions are high) I willhave to dress as a pijin cos the interview is a ***** hotel louge. If that goes well round two on Thur. if that goes well is start on Monday.

    oh AND IM IN THE FINALS FOR ANOTHER JOB...i crushed 147 adversaries and now im in the final 10.

    wish me luck, whore, come on...i need $$$

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    i would be voting if i was registered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    GOT A JOB INTERVIEW ON WED. WISH ME LUCK WHORES! (the pay is poor but the comisions are high) I willhave to dress as a pijin cos the interview is a ***** hotel louge. If that goes well round two on Thur. if that goes well is start on Monday.

    oh AND IM IN THE FINALS FOR ANOTHER JOB...i crushed 147 adversaries and now im in the final 10.

    wish me luck, whore, come on...i need $$$
    good luck pijin

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDMSilviaSpecR View Post
    Whos going to the polls tomorrow, and anyone here from cali gonna be voting?
    yeah, me
    then I'm checking in for a sleep study after

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    yeah, me
    then I'm checking in for a sleep study after
    you vote for mccain...as all pijins do. you're a staple voter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    GOT A JOB INTERVIEW ON WED. WISH ME LUCK WHORES! (the pay is poor but the comisions are high) I willhave to dress as a pijin cos the interview is a ***** hotel louge. If that goes well round two on Thur. if that goes well is start on Monday.

    oh AND IM IN THE FINALS FOR ANOTHER JOB...i crushed 147 adversaries and now im in the final 10.

    wish me luck, whore, come on...i need $$$
    Lol, pijin...good luck whore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDMSilviaSpecR View Post
    I don't understand why my injection spots are still sore, today is the start of week 4, I know I'm an injection pro, but I still get sore for a couple days each area I dig in to.
    not sure why
    you're making my mouth water though
    I want to start a new cycle now
    last cycle made a lot of progress

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    you vote for mccain...as all pijins do. you're a staple voter.
    I don't like McCain, but I don't like Obama more.

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    it's gonna be so strange to sleep with electrodes on my body. I have to check in at 7:30, who the heck goes to bed that early?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    it's gonna be so strange to sleep with electrodes on my body. I have to check in at 7:30, who the heck goes to bed that early?
    old people

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    it's gonna be so strange to sleep with electrodes on my body. I have to check in at 7:30, who the heck goes to bed that early?
    I don't know, but even if I hit the sack with the intention of passing out at 7:30, I wouldn't probably won't fall asleep until 10:30.

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    they may give you diazepam but unless you re a pansy you wont fall asleep until 1 o 2 hours later.

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    Alright time to hit up the gym. Gonna be busting out a 2 a day today and throwing in rock climbing and cardio kickboxing in between the gym sessions.

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    If you guys want to watch some funny sh*t tonight, go to NBC.com and see what time it's showing in your time zone. SNL is going all out with their prez bashing (More like the McCain and Palin desecration) it's a can't miss!

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    Ok, I'm out like a fat kid in dodgeball, later whores.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    old people
    it's something I've put off for a long time. I probably have needed to get this done since high school.

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    people have told me I stop breathing in my sleep for years

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    I'm always sleepy all day. I think sleep apnea is common when you weigh as much as I do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDMSilviaSpecR View Post
    Ok, I'm out like a fat kid in dodgeball, later whores.
    you are a fat kid, just not playing dodgeball

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    people have told me I stop breathing in my sleep for years
    apneas. its no big deal. My grandad has had them for +40 years and he is all good. never even looked to get a treatment.

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    back in the saddle again

    naked

    brokeback mountain style

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I'm always sleepy all day. I think sleep apnea is common when you weigh as much as I do.
    un related. my grandad had apneas when he was 30 and was skinny and now he is 70 and fat and still has them. also he makes sounds like a thunderstorm when he sleeps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    apneas. its no big deal. My grandad has had them for +40 years and he is all good. never even looked to get a treatment.
    mine is pretty bad, and I was talking to this guy who got treetment and he says he feels awake for the first time in his life. I have insurance so, I figure I'll see if I can fix it.

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    i wanna play dodgeball

    when i was 21, i went to my girls prom, she just turned 18. then we all went to a sports complex and did the post prom thing. they had a dodge ball game.

    i wanted to play. but i was on cycle and all the kids, even the footballs players were like 50 pounds lighter then me. lol. so i said nah. ill end up killin someone or breakin someone

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    my baby brother has it too, and he's only 19
    but he's a little fatty, he takes drugs that make him put on a lot of weight

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    dukkit's gonna have apnea too when he gets up to 240 @ 20% bf I bet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    dukkit's gonna have apnea too when he gets up to 240 @ 20% bf I bet
    im sure i will. im halfway there.... 10% body fat right now

    whoo hoo!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    mine is pretty bad, and I was talking to this guy who got treetment and he says he feels awake for the first time in his life. I have insurance so, I figure I'll see if I can fix it.
    if i had to get a treatment for all i have my insurance will boost the monthly bill.
    insominac (8 years ans still no really efective treatment)
    gyno from puberty
    ADD
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    CNS collapses
    agener issues
    anti social behaviours
    unexplainable below normal low levels of choresrol.
    arritmias
    list continues...

    I know ill die at 30-40. I'm like a fukkd up machine.

    If i was a horse i woul have been sacrificed years ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    un related. my grandad had apneas when he was 30 and was skinny and now he is 70 and fat and still has them. also he makes sounds like a thunderstorm when he sleeps.
    chicks don't appreciate it when I snore in their ear lol. but I want to get it fixed in case I could feel more awake durring the day.

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    I wonder if the sleep apnea has something to do with why I'm so unmotivated and need to take amphetamines (presciption) to get anything done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    if i had to get a treatment for all i have my insurance will boost the monthly bill.
    insominac (8 years ans still no really efective treatment)
    gyno from puberty
    ADD
    anxious depressive
    CNS collapses
    agener issues
    anti social behaviours
    unexplainable below normal low levels of choresrol.
    arritmias
    list continues...

    I know ill die at 30-40. I'm like a fukkd up machine.

    If i was a horse i woul have been sacrificed years ago.
    you may as well go play in traffic... just go

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    if i had to get a treatment for all i have my insurance will boost the monthly bill.
    insominac (8 years ans still no really efective treatment)
    gyno from puberty
    ADD
    anxious depressive
    CNS collapses
    agener issues
    anti social behaviours
    unexplainable below normal low levels of choresrol.
    arritmias
    list continues...

    I know ill die at 30-40. I'm like a fukkd up machine.

    If i was a horse i woul have been sacrificed years ago.
    I think you should be sterlized to keep your DNA out of the future gene pool

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